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My disdain for the human race and hatred of interaction with it, is reaching comic book supervillain proportions.

Pillows

Paranoid Pillow
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Description: Paranoid Polaroid

Tags: big brother is watching you, paranoia, parody design, parodylogo, photography
When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap Pillow
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Description: I get knocked down, but don't get up again.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, depression, down, funny
Attempted Murder Pillow
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Description: A group of crows is called a murder.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, crow, crows
Live Laugh Leave Pillow
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Description: No motto of life needed, thank you.

Tags: cliche, funny, humor, inspiration, inspirational
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough Pillow
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Description: Right tool for the right job

Tags: an apple a day, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, anti social, antisocial, apple
You Can't Always Control Who Comes Into Your Life Pillow
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Description: ...but you can control which window you throw them out of.

Tags: choices, courage, funny, humor, inspirational
If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. Pillow
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Description: Did you know the word 'gullible' is not even in the dictionary? Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait.

Tags: gullible test, humor, listen, sarcasm, test
A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" Pillow
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Description: Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, crowd, funny
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Pillow
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Description: I'm out!

Tags: circus, clown, monkey, not my problem anymore, retire
Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. Pillow
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Description: Hey, let's celebrate!

Tags: chair, chairs, dark, funny, high5
BREAKING NEWS - No One Cares Pillow
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Description: Alert! Alert! Alert!

Tags: alert, breaking news, dont care, i dont care, news
Nelson Mandala Pillow
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Description: Nelson Mandela as a mandala

Tags: abstract, mandala and spirituality, mandala art, mandala pattern, mandalas
Carpe Dime - Seize the Money Pillow
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Description: Carpe all day!

Tags: money, money maker, inspiration, go for it, make money
With Enough Coffee I Could Rule The World Pillow
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Description: Too much is not enough!

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, coffee is always a good idea, coffee lover gift
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors Pillow
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Description: Old Proverb

Tags: quote, thought for the day, neighbor, fence, saying
In Memory Of When I Cared Pillow

Description: So very, very long ago. ..oh, you're still here?

Tags: sarcastic, funny sarcasm, i dont care, sarcasm, who cares
I Hate Gravity, It's Always Letting Me Down Pillow
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Description: Depressing, isn't it?

Tags: let down, funny saying, depressed, depression, anger
Zombies Eat Brains. Don't Worry, You're Safe. Pillow
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Description: I think you'll be alright.

Tags: sarcastic, dont worry, sarcasm, no brains, no brain

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