Bad Decisions

Description: Huck's rap sheet reads like a Saturday morning fever dream: impersonating an officer, public singing, and dog treat theft. Oaky Doaks wants him found, reward included.

Description: Hal Jordan's mask and glowing ring take shape in loose green and purple watercolor washes, color bleeding past the edges. A dark halo frames his head where clean linework gives way to something looser.

Description: Grey and red brush strokes swirl around the Autobot emblem like a painter's quick study. Circular strokes and splatter give this Transformers icon a hand-painted feel.

Description: Purple and silver brush strokes swirl into the Decepticon insignia like a fresh coat of chaos. A circular flourish gives the whole design serious motion.

Description: Odie's charged with excessive slobbering, unwarranted cheerfulness and general peace disturbance. Contact Jon Arbuckle if this happy drooling beagle turns up.

Description: Boris Badenov gets nabbed for espionage, grand theft, and a full-blown conspiracy to swipe defense intelligence. Pottsylvania's least subtle secret agent finally makes the most-wanted list.

Description: Green and black paint splatters burst around a bold Green Lantern circle logo, with raw brush strokes replacing clean vector lines. The stripped-down mark still reads as pure power ring energy.

Description: Wayne and Garth roll up to Stan Mikita's in the flame-flanked Mirthmobile, donut sign glowing under a swirling Van Gogh sky. Party on, under a crescent moon.

Description: Stitched leather catsuit, a whip coiled tight, ears sharp enough to slice fog: this gnome remembers every frame of Batman Returns. Shrink her to garden size and she still looks ready to steal your birdbath and make you thank her for it.

Description: A golden lyre and a laurel crown replace the fiddle he's famous for skipping. This Nero gnome rules your garden the way he ruled Rome, all drama and self-satisfaction.

Description: Zipped into black and purple, this Arkham-style Catwoman gnome keeps her goggles pushed up and her whip coiled tight. She's ready to prowl the garden the second the sun goes down.

Description: Goggles flipped up, claws bared, utility belt stocked for a heist that never comes. She traded Gotham rooftops for your flowerbeds, and the tomatoes should probably worry.

Description: Sword raised, shield up, tiara catching the light, she guards the tomato patch like it's Eternia itself. Mow around her or she'll have words for you.

Description: Claws out, heels on, midriff bare: this is Catwoman dressed for a heist, not a hedge. She's still got that paw print belly ring, even planted between your petunias.

Description: Swings a claymore bigger than your fence post. This kilted Scottish warrior guards the garden like it's SummerSlam.

Description: This ginger-bearded gnome throws his arms wide by the mailbox like it's Gotham's most important corner, question marks and all. Jim Carrey's Riddler never really left the spotlight.

Description: Cape snapping, red trunks squared away, the S shield gleaming like it's still 1952 on a black and white television. He can leap tall hedges in a single bound, but mostly he guards the mailbox.

Description: Harness the atom or step aside. The visor throws back a swirl of cosmic color, energy glowing bright between his hands, like he just pulled a star out of the sky.

Description: Built brick by brick, radiation symbol front and center. This pocket sized atomic powerhouse belongs on your desk or your display shelf, same solar charged attitude, smaller scale.

Description: Red tunic, gold M belt buckle, ready to punch a robot clean out of your rose bushes. This Magnus gnome protects your garden the same way he protects North Am, with his bare fists.

Description: North Am's toughest robot smasher goes fist to fist with machines, no weapons needed. That silver M buckle means business.

Description: Magnus never blinks, not even mid-punch. Reflected in his sunglasses: a red boxing glove connecting square with a robot's faceplate.

Description: Alien armor locked tight, visor glowing blue, green energy licking off the fists. This brick built conqueror carries a menace that scales down but never quiets.

Description: Pale skin, red eyes, and a red circle chest emblem, built brick by brick with a rifle and katana ready to go. This is Bloodshot the way fans want him on the shelf, tactical gear and all.

Description: Red eyes glow against pale skin on this nanite-powered gnome. Rifle in hand and a red circle blazing on his chest, he hauls Valiant's toughest antihero into the flowerbed.

Description: Trade the throne of Atlantis for a patch of dirt. This gold-armored gnome grips his trident next to a rock and seashells, ready to guard the tide pools of your lawn.

Description: Fists clenched and tubes pumping, this comic-accurate Bane gnome looks ready to break more than a birdbath. The black-and-white mask and red belt buckle make him easy to spot.

Description: Cat burglar energy lands in the yard for good. This gnome sports the goggles-and-ears look and coils her whip like she's already casing the garden next door.

Description: He's swapped foggy Whitechapel alleys for your flower beds, top hat and all. This Jack the Ripper gnome brings true crime history to your garden, gloves included, no evidence left behind.

Description: White beard, red helmet, goggles tinted the same yellow as his radiation symbol. He's been harnessing the atom since before your garden had a fence, and he still looks like he could stop the sun cold.

Description: Card 14 of 150 from the Fleer '94 X-Men set gives Warren Worthington III's white feathered wings full spread against a city skyline. The blue and white suit and A-emblazoned chest mark him as one of the original five X-Men.

Description: White mustache peeks out beneath the blue cowl on this campy caped crusader gnome. He's swapped the Batcave for the flowerbed, utility belt and all.

Description: Red trunks, white striped boots, a mustache that means business. He's been slamming rivals since the Four Horsemen ruled the territory, and now he's slamming down roots between your hostas.

Description: Ever seen a mercenary retire to landscaping? This tactical Bane gnome keeps his green venom tubes and black vest, standing guard over the mulch instead of Gotham's sewers.

Description: Magnifying glass in hand, unlit pipe, deerstalker cocked at exactly the right angle. He's already deduced who trampled the petunias, and your yard just got a permanent stakeout.

Description: Smoke curls from a lit fuse in his beard as this pirate gnome grips sword and mug on a wooden deck. Skull-and-crossbones hat, striped shirt, the whole plundering look, now guarding your garden instead of a ship.