Bad Decisions

Description: White beard, red helmet, goggles tinted the same yellow as his radiation symbol. He's been harnessing the atom since before your garden had a fence, and he still looks like he could stop the sun cold.

Description: Card 14 of 150 from the Fleer '94 X-Men set gives Warren Worthington III's white feathered wings full spread against a city skyline. The blue and white suit and A-emblazoned chest mark him as one of the original five X-Men.

Description: White mustache peeks out beneath the blue cowl on this campy caped crusader gnome. He's swapped the Batcave for the flowerbed, utility belt and all.

Description: Red trunks, white striped boots, a mustache that means business. He's been slamming rivals since the Four Horsemen ruled the territory, and now he's slamming down roots between your hostas.

Description: Ever seen a mercenary retire to landscaping? This tactical Bane gnome keeps his green venom tubes and black vest, standing guard over the mulch instead of Gotham's sewers.

Description: Magnifying glass in hand, unlit pipe, deerstalker cocked at exactly the right angle. He's already deduced who trampled the petunias, and your yard just got a permanent stakeout.

Description: Smoke curls from a lit fuse in his beard as this pirate gnome grips sword and mug on a wooden deck. Skull-and-crossbones hat, striped shirt, the whole plundering look, now guarding your garden instead of a ship.

Description: Beads clatter in his braided beard as this gnome tips a feathered hat toward the garden. Compass, sword, and rings complete the look, ready to sail your flowerbeds to the horizon.

Description: Tentacles for a beard and a crab claw where a hand should be: this yard gnome answers to Davy Jones. He's traded the ocean floor for your flower bed, barnacles and all.

Description: Dark grey armor and a grey-streaked beard mark this gnome as the older, battle-worn Batman. He clutches a batarang like he's still patrolling, just from a flowerbed now.

Description: Old-school and proud of it. This light grey serial-suit Batman gnome brings the 1943 cowl and cape to your garden decades before spandex got fancy.

Description: A thick beard under that cowl says this isn't your average Dark Knight. This Victorian-era Batman gnome patrols your hedges instead of gaslit Gotham streets.

Description: The sequel serial suit gets its own gnome, dark grey cowl and all. He carries the 1949 look right down to the underwear-over-tights style, standing sentinel by the hedges.

Description: One arm cradles a black cat, and the sparkly catsuit does the rest of the talking. This is the big-screen 1966 Catwoman, traded now for flower beds instead of film reels.

Description: Blonde hair, black zip-up catsuit, and a silver belt gleaming in the sun: this is the original small-screen Catwoman. Julie Newmar's version prowls your yard now instead of Gotham rooftops.

Description: A beaked mask, a raven on his staff, potion bottles clinking in a satchel full of secrets. He already diagnosed your garden gnomes with a case of the ordinary, and he brought the cure.

Description: Skull vest, gold chain, that bald headed glare. Stone Cold clocked in for the Attitude Era and he's not clocking out for your rose bushes, so hand him a beer and stand back.

Description: Purr-fectly poised in a sparkly bodysuit and gold claws, this Eartha Kitt Catwoman gnome slinks through your garden like it's her rooftop. Even yard decor needs a signature growl.

Description: This shirt spells out "I wish you were fluent in shutting the fuck up" in bold pink lettering on white. Hand it to anyone who won't stop talking.

Description: Superman punches through the air with fists clenched, his red cape trailing behind a giant stylized S in the background. Brushstroke and splatter effects streak across the blue suit and yellow belt like the paint hasn't dried yet.

Description: Batman throws a punch straight out of the frame, his cape swirling behind him in a burst of black and yellow watercolor. The grey and black batsuit and bat emblem cut through the splatter with sharp lines.

Description: An eagle's head crowns Captain America's shield as red, white, and blue paint splatters swoosh across the design. The white star holds its shape while streaks of color trail off the edges.

Description: Batman's grey cowl from the campy sixties series gets an X-ray treatment, stitching and all. Teeth grin out from beneath the pointed ears, bone showing through the classic mask.

Description: Pointed ears and stitched seams frame a cracked skull wearing Batman's dark grey cowl. Empty black eye sockets stare out from beneath the mask, teeth bared through the fractured bone.

Description: The bat-signal cuts a yellow beam across Gotham's skyline while dark clouds gather overhead. A massive bat silhouette frames the whole scene, its edges bleeding into blue, yellow, and pink watercolor splatters.

Description: Batman plants his fists on his hips in front of a bold yellow bat symbol, dark blue and gold watercolor splatters bleeding across the scene. His utility belt and black emblem stand out sharp against the loose paint.

Description: Green Lantern's fist clenches tight around his power ring while black and white ink splatters explode around the suit. The domino mask and chest logo stay crisp against the chaotic spray.

Description: Black ink splatters bleed around Captain America's shield, drips running down like the pattern refused to stay inside the lines. The white star at the center holds steady while brush strokes streak outward in every direction.

Description: Batgirl's purple and yellow cowl hides a bare skull grinning through the stitching. Her long red hair blows wild in the wind, turning the sixties-era mask into something skeletal and strange.

Description: Hal Jordan's skull grins beneath a stitched green domino mask, strands of brown hair still clinging to the bone. Comic-style shading gives the whole design a sharp, worn edge.

Description: A human skull wears the Flash's red cowl, yellow lightning bolts still bolted to the earpieces. Bare bone and dark eye sockets replace the usual grin beneath the mask.

Description: This Batman skull bares its neck bones beneath a blue seventies cowl, cape swirling behind the stitched mask. Teeth show through the grin while the blue cape drapes down past the exposed vertebrae.

Description: Jay Garrick's skull sits inside a World War I Brodie helmet, golden wings bolted to either side and grey hair matted against the dome. Teeth show through the grin, bone catching the light beneath the battered helmet.

Description: Cracks run across this skull's dome beneath Captain America's winged blue helmet, the white A still stamped on front. Empty eye sockets and a bared row of teeth turn the star-spangled hero into a war-worn skeleton.

Description: Charming PD wants Clay Morrow for racketeering, murder, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous.

Description: Jax Teller carries charges of felony murder, racketeering, and illegal arms trafficking. Consider him armed and dangerous, and do not attempt apprehension.