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Indigenous artist and dilettante. No good vibes. Shirts based off ideas that briefly enter my dumb head
New Mexico
Mutant Bear Greyscale T-Shirt
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Description: Who doesn't love the mutant bear human from annihilation with the voice of a screaming woman? We all do! Now wear a representation of it! Greyscale for dark shirts.

Tags: animal, anomaly, bear, book, books

Mutant Bear Greyscale T-Shirt

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Frybread Misfit T-Shirt
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Description: I've got something to say- I had some frybread today. Is it a dumb design that cashes in on the fact that some logos are so ubiquitous as to have lost all cultural meaning? Is it an ironic statement of the unironic fact that frybread is great? Is it a political and social statement on the fact that frybread was born from cultural oppression and represents a slow death by way of poor nutrition? ...YES!

Tags: food, indigenous, misfits, native, native american

Frybread Misfit T-Shirt

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BLUE BIRD, BLACK FLAG T-Shirt
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Description: Light text for dark shirts. This is a tiny percentage joke, that percentage is just me, I think. Painstakingly recreated Bluebird logo then desecrated for my own amusement. Bluebird just hits different. Rise Above!

Tags: bird, flour, frybread, indigenous, native

BLUE BIRD, BLACK FLAG T-Shirt

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BLUE BIRD BLACK FLAG T-Shirt
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Description: Dark text for light shirts. I don't know who this shirt is for other than me. Bluebird flour, for those that know. Rise above! Bluebird logo painstakingly recreated and then desecrated for my own amusement.

Tags: bird, dine, flour, frybread, indigenous

BLUE BIRD BLACK FLAG T-Shirt

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Cubicles & Capitalism T-Shirt

Description: Look, we can't all be spellcasters and martial masters.

Tags: d and d, d20, dice, dnd, dnd5e

Cubicles & Capitalism T-Shirt

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SKODEN T-Shirt
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Description: SKODEN

Tags: indigenous, native, native american, slang, stoodis

SKODEN T-Shirt

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Yá'át'ééh MFer 2 T-Shirt
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Description: Say hello to your dearest in style. It is good.

Tags: greetings, hello, indigenous, it is good, native

Yá'át'ééh MFer 2 T-Shirt

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yá'át'ééh, MFer T-Shirt
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Description: Brother, cousin, uncle, sister, auntie, whatever. Say hello in Diné. White print for dark clothing.

Tags: greetings, hello, indigenous, it is well, native

yá'át'ééh, MFer T-Shirt

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Porkchop Sandwiches T-Shirt

Description: Proudly say to the world: Yeah, I'm exactly that old. Did you miss your opportunity in 2003 to 2005 to buy the shirt? Are you like me, and you didn't buy it because it came in red and you have a black-heavy wardrobe? I have always wanted the shirt, but I missed my chance at the OG and didn't like the color. Look, I mean no disrespect to Fensler Films or am I trying to take bread from their mouths. There are plenty of designs out there that are brazen about it. Most of them felt they could improve on the original and they are busy designs, or they explain the joke through their design. That is not for me. I wanted a black shirt with big, beautiful block letters. This shirt refuses to give you context. Real ones don't need it.

Tags: 2000s, early internet, internet, meat, millenial

Porkchop Sandwiches T-Shirt

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Toynbee Tile T-Shirt
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Description: You ever want to signal to someone that you're a weirdo? Like, on a level of having a hot take about a Kubrick film is not weirdo enough for you? You ever make someone regret going out with you while you exposit on the intersection of sweaty neckbeard film, cryptic messages, street art and hypothetical philosophy? No? Well, have a shirt anyway. Lovingly recreated by piecing together several images of well-worn and damaged tiles, let everyone know you are the conversational equivalent of tripping down a long set of stairs.

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, dead, graffiti, jupiter

Toynbee Tile T-Shirt

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Government Assistance Pork T-Shirt
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Description: White print for dark shirts- IYKYK. How many feast days did I attend growing up where the stews and chile were supplemented with these cans?

Tags: food, food assistance, government, indigenous, meat

Government Assistance Pork T-Shirt

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Government Assistance Pork T-Shirt
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Description: Black print for light shirts- IYKYK. How many feast days did I attend growing up where the stews and chile were supplemented with these cans?

Tags: agriculture, canned food, canned pork, food, food assistance

Government Assistance Pork T-Shirt

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The Storm T-Shirt
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Description: The Storm, a design of my great grandmother's that adorns the interior of a small clay bowl shaped like a turtle. Black and Jemez red in color, a symbol I have adopted, as she was the one that gave me my Walatowa name, one that recalls clouds and storms. Painstakingly digitized and restored, to live on in a new format.

Tags: abstract, contemporary, geometric, indian, modern

The Storm T-Shirt

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Rebo McEntire T-Shirt
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Description: Staple of both country and jizz, Rebo McEntire, everyone.

Tags: funny, geek, jabbas palace, mashup, max

Rebo McEntire T-Shirt

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Familia por Vida - white T-Shirt
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Description: With my switchblade by my side, well my crew's untouchable. The mash-up shirt that people have been clamoring, ABSOLUTLEY CLAMORING for. Not a day goes by where there's some dude outside my window screaming "When are you going to make a Lars Frederiksen and cat drawing from 'Jack in the Box [Verses.] Illustrated by H. M. Bennett' from 1888 t-shirt?" Today is that day. white image for light shirts.

Tags: animal, animals, cat, cute, funny

Familia por Vida - white T-Shirt

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Familia por Vida - black T-Shirt
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Description: With my switchblade by my side, well my crew's untouchable. The mash-up shirt that people have been clamoring, ABSOLUTLEY CLAMORING for. Not a day goes by where there's some dude outside my window screaming "When are you going to make a Lars Frederiksen and cat drawing from 'Jack in the Box [Verses.] Illustrated by H. M. Bennett' from 1888 t-shirt?" Today is that day. Black image for light shirts.

Tags: animal, animals, cat, cute, funny

Familia por Vida - black T-Shirt

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British Holiday Rabbit - white T-Shirt
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Description: Taken from the wordily titled book "Where to spend a Half-Holiday. Pleasant walks around Bingley, Baildon ... With a notice of Bradford, etc" originally published in 1890. I was taken with the rough and blurry image of this rabbit, and I carefully restored it and took out extraneous background detail. White image for light shirts.

Tags: animal, animals, british, bunny, bunny rabbit

British Holiday Rabbit - white T-Shirt

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British Holiday Rabbit - black T-Shirt
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Description: Taken from the wordily titled book "Where to spend a Half-Holiday. Pleasant walks around Bingley, Baildon ... With a notice of Bradford, etc" originally published in 1890. I was taken with the rough and blurry image of this rabbit, and I carefully restored it and took out extraneous background detail. Black image for light shirts.

Tags: animal, british, bunny, bunny rabbit, cute

British Holiday Rabbit - black T-Shirt

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Intense Occult Training T-Shirt
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Description: Inspired by one of the most insipid of chick tracts "Dark Dungeons," a warning about how dnd is a gateway drug for, I don't know, dark magic or some such. Wear the shirt and warn others, because it's clearly too late for you.

Tags: chick tract, coven, d20, dungeons and dragons, gaming

Intense Occult Training T-Shirt

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For Whom the Bell Tolls (black image) T-Shirt
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Description: An illustration from the book España Negra Translated by D. de Regoyos published in 1899 and cleaned up for digital reproduction by me. Can't be spoopy without some bats and a skeleton bell!

Tags: bat, bats, bell, halloween, horror

For Whom the Bell Tolls (black image) T-Shirt

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For whom the Bell Tolls (white image) T-Shirt
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Description: An illustration from the book España Negra Translated by D. de Regoyos published in 1899 and cleaned up for digital reproduction by me. Can't be spoopy without some bats and a skeleton bell!

Tags: bat, bats, bell, dead, death

For whom the Bell Tolls (white image) T-Shirt

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Get outta here - light text T-Shirt
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Description: Roll those funny dice all you want, you're not intimidating me. Go on now, GET. Light text for dark fabrics

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, funny

Get outta here - light text T-Shirt

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Get outta here - dark text T-Shirt
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Description: You think I'm scared of some funny looking dice? Go on now, GET. Dark text for lighter shirts

Tags: d20, dice, dnd5e, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons

Get outta here - dark text T-Shirt

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Per my last email, white text T-Shirt
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Description: Look Kevin, if you had bothered to open my email before you opened your stupid mouth, we both could have saved so much time. White text for dark shirts.

Tags: email, funny, hr, human resources, job

Per my last email, white text T-Shirt

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Per My Last Email, black text T-Shirt
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Description: Look Kevin, if you had bothered to open my email before you opened your stupid mouth, we both could have saved so much time. Black text for light shirts.

Tags: corporate, email, funny, hr, human resources

Per My Last Email, black text T-Shirt

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Fluoxetine T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes you need a little something extra to feel kenough. It's okay that you don't produce enough serotonin, you can just buy it!

Tags: antidepressant, anxiety, barbie, depression, fluoxetine

Fluoxetine T-Shirt

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Cat Skull T-Shirt
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Description: Cat skull! Cat skull! Cat skull! You scream, unable to stop. Your eyes plead for help from anyone around you, but your harsh, weird words push them away. CAT SKULL!

Tags: animal, bones, cat, cat skull, cats

Cat Skull T-Shirt

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Witch's Ladder T-Shirt
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Description: Comprised of natural fiber and most commonly chicken feathers, witch's ladders protect from negative energy and curses, or possibly put them on someone else? Thing is no one actually knows, but they have become signs of protection. Mysterious and witchy, to match your mysterious and witchy ways.

Tags: feathers, ladder, magic, occult, occultism

Witch's Ladder T-Shirt

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FIRE WIRE T-Shirt
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Description: Even as technology has progressed, I think that everyone* can agree that there was truly only ever one data transfer system that ever actually mattered. We stan a legend.

Tags: av, cables, computer, data, data transfer

FIRE WIRE T-Shirt

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Fragile Masculinity T-Shirt
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Description: Many men feel like they have to constantly keep up appearances by putting on a brave face and cosplaying as a hyper masculine kinda guy. When you strip away your big trucks, your don't tread on me's, your beard that you use in lieu of a personality, that's when the healing starts.

Tags: bearded, fragility, macho, male, manly

Fragile Masculinity T-Shirt

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Alien 3 T-Shirt
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Description: Hot takes for hot days. Alien 3 is good, and anyone that tells you otherwise is not your friend.

Tags: alien 3, aliens, fincher, hot take, hot takes

Alien 3 T-Shirt

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An appeal to sanity T-Shirt

Description: Think you're a bigshot? Why not fight someone less than half your age.

Tags: actor, fight, irl, kirk, shatner

An appeal to sanity T-Shirt

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Rebo's Machine T-Shirt
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Description: Max Rebo is one of the best known musicians of his genre. It's a very serious, very real genre in the greater universe of Stars war.

Tags: band, heavy metal, jazz, jedi, jizz

Rebo's Machine T-Shirt

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AIRBNE T-Shirt
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Description: Airbnb is not doing so hot. get in on your support of what the next big phase will be- AIRBNE! Born from a dnd campaign, it's the place you break into to take a fortified long rest. Turns out, it has real world applications as well.

Tags: airbnb, bed and breakfast, bolt cutter, crowbar, funny

AIRBNE T-Shirt

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ARUGULA - white text T-Shirt
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Description: Arugula- the spicy green that perks up your fancy salads and signals to those around you that you both love a peppery sprig or are a huge fan of Martha Stewart's appearance in the ill-fated September 2001 release of "Big Trouble," an ensemble comedy that features a plot involving a hijacked airplane.

Tags: big trouble, funny, martha stewart, salad, salad greens

ARUGULA - white text T-Shirt

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ARUGULA - black text T-Shirt
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Description: Whether you're a fan of a peppery salad green or a fan of the little-known film "Big Trouble" that unfortunately released the first week of September 2001 with a plat involving the hijacking of an airplane, show your support.

Tags: big trouble, funny, martha stewart, salad, salad greens

ARUGULA - black text T-Shirt

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