bad vibes only

Sometimes your actions are never quite enough for everyone. Just kidding, that's actually all the time.

Laura's in the lodge and she has no more patience for your BS.

Now you can celebrate your favorite character from the film adaptation of Annihilation, the mutant bear with the voice of a screaming woman!

Who doesn't love the mutant bear human from annihilation with the voice of a screaming woman? We all do! Now wear a representation of it! Greyscale for dark shirts.

I've got something to say- I had some frybread today. Is it a dumb design that cashes in on the fact that some logos are so ubiquitous as to have lost all cultural meaning? Is it an ironic statement of the unironic fact that frybread is great? Is it a political and social statement on the fact that frybread was born from cultural oppression and represents a slow death by way of poor nutrition? ...YES!

Light text for dark shirts. This is a tiny percentage joke, that percentage is just me, I think. Painstakingly recreated Bluebird logo then desecrated for my own amusement. Bluebird just hits different. Rise Above!

Dark text for light shirts. I don't know who this shirt is for other than me. Bluebird flour, for those that know. Rise above! Bluebird logo painstakingly recreated and then desecrated for my own amusement.

Look, we can't all be spellcasters and martial masters.

SKODEN

Say hello to your dearest in style. It is good.

Brother, cousin, uncle, sister, auntie, whatever. Say hello in Diné. White print for dark clothing.

Proudly say to the world: Yeah, I'm exactly that old. Did you miss your opportunity in 2003 to 2005 to buy the shirt? Are you like me, and you didn't buy it because it came in red and you have a black-heavy wardrobe? I have always wanted the shirt, but I missed my chance at the OG and didn't like the color. Look, I mean no disrespect to Fensler Films or am I trying to take bread from their mouths. There are plenty of designs out there that are brazen about it. Most of them felt they could improve on the original and they are busy designs, or they explain the joke through their design. That is not for me. I wanted a black shirt with big, beautiful block letters. This shirt refuses to give you context. Real ones don't need it.

You ever want to signal to someone that you're a weirdo? Like, on a level of having a hot take about a Kubrick film is not weirdo enough for you? You ever make someone regret going out with you while you exposit on the intersection of sweaty neckbeard film, cryptic messages, street art and hypothetical philosophy? No? Well, have a shirt anyway. Lovingly recreated by piecing together several images of well-worn and damaged tiles, let everyone know you are the conversational equivalent of tripping down a long set of stairs.

White print for dark shirts- IYKYK. How many feast days did I attend growing up where the stews and chile were supplemented with these cans?

Black print for light shirts- IYKYK. How many feast days did I attend growing up where the stews and chile were supplemented with these cans?

The Storm, a design of my great grandmother's that adorns the interior of a small clay bowl shaped like a turtle. Black and Jemez red in color, a symbol I have adopted, as she was the one that gave me my Walatowa name, one that recalls clouds and storms. Painstakingly digitized and restored, to live on in a new format.

Staple of both country and jizz, Rebo McEntire, everyone.

With my switchblade by my side, well my crew's untouchable. The mash-up shirt that people have been clamoring, ABSOLUTLEY CLAMORING for. Not a day goes by where there's some dude outside my window screaming "When are you going to make a Lars Frederiksen and cat drawing from 'Jack in the Box [Verses.] Illustrated by H. M. Bennett' from 1888 t-shirt?" Today is that day. white image for light shirts.

With my switchblade by my side, well my crew's untouchable. The mash-up shirt that people have been clamoring, ABSOLUTLEY CLAMORING for. Not a day goes by where there's some dude outside my window screaming "When are you going to make a Lars Frederiksen and cat drawing from 'Jack in the Box [Verses.] Illustrated by H. M. Bennett' from 1888 t-shirt?" Today is that day. Black image for light shirts.

Taken from the wordily titled book "Where to spend a Half-Holiday. Pleasant walks around Bingley, Baildon ... With a notice of Bradford, etc" originally published in 1890. I was taken with the rough and blurry image of this rabbit, and I carefully restored it and took out extraneous background detail. White image for light shirts.

Taken from the wordily titled book "Where to spend a Half-Holiday. Pleasant walks around Bingley, Baildon ... With a notice of Bradford, etc" originally published in 1890. I was taken with the rough and blurry image of this rabbit, and I carefully restored it and took out extraneous background detail. Black image for light shirts.

Inspired by one of the most insipid of chick tracts "Dark Dungeons," a warning about how dnd is a gateway drug for, I don't know, dark magic or some such. Wear the shirt and warn others, because it's clearly too late for you.

An illustration from the book España Negra Translated by D. de Regoyos published in 1899 and cleaned up for digital reproduction by me. Can't be spoopy without some bats and a skeleton bell!

An illustration from the book España Negra Translated by D. de Regoyos published in 1899 and cleaned up for digital reproduction by me. Can't be spoopy without some bats and a skeleton bell!

Roll those funny dice all you want, you're not intimidating me. Go on now, GET. Light text for dark fabrics

You think I'm scared of some funny looking dice? Go on now, GET. Dark text for lighter shirts

Stand in the place where you are... if you dare. Big thanks to "The Wombat" for this one.

Look Kevin, if you had bothered to open my email before you opened your stupid mouth, we both could have saved so much time. White text for dark shirts.

Look Kevin, if you had bothered to open my email before you opened your stupid mouth, we both could have saved so much time. Black text for light shirts.

Sometimes you need a little something extra to feel kenough. It's okay that you don't produce enough serotonin, you can just buy it!

Cat skull! Cat skull! Cat skull! You scream, unable to stop. Your eyes plead for help from anyone around you, but your harsh, weird words push them away. CAT SKULL!

Comprised of natural fiber and most commonly chicken feathers, witch's ladders protect from negative energy and curses, or possibly put them on someone else? Thing is no one actually knows, but they have become signs of protection. Mysterious and witchy, to match your mysterious and witchy ways.

Even as technology has progressed, I think that everyone* can agree that there was truly only ever one data transfer system that ever actually mattered. We stan a legend.

Many men feel like they have to constantly keep up appearances by putting on a brave face and cosplaying as a hyper masculine kinda guy. When you strip away your big trucks, your don't tread on me's, your beard that you use in lieu of a personality, that's when the healing starts.

Hot takes for hot days. Alien 3 is good, and anyone that tells you otherwise is not your friend.

Think you're a bigshot? Why not fight someone less than half your age.