Hats
Description: When you need to let someone know that they need to make a serious life change. iykyk, and they will as well.
icekys Hat
$19
Description: Whether it's partial, total, or radical, it's all rad, ladies. Like a nurse said to my wife recently- "Hell yes, sister. Rip out the nursery and keep the playground!"
Radical! Hat
$19
Description: You look up and close your book, knowing that you have just secured your fifth sticker. That means pizza night. A pizza night you EARNED. What year is it? You look at your phone, but it's mounted to a wall. Did you dream the technocratic hellscape of capitalism? You must have. All you know is that on Friday, you're getting pizza and watching TGIF.
Description: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.
The Move Hat
$19
Mermaider Hat
$19
Corn Jerks Hat
$19
Description: Do you have what it takes to earn the salute of the Jugger? Tell the world you do, and prepare to explain it a whole bunch!
JUGGER! Hat
$19
Livin' Hat
$19
Description: Inside you are two wolves... actually, wait, that's an even better shirt. Damn. Maybe later.
U Can't B! Hat
$19