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Indigenous artist and dilettante. No good vibes. Shirts based off ideas that briefly enter my dumb head
New Mexico

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We cooked or no? Shorts
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Description: Chat...

Tags: american, american flag, country, flag, patriotic
icekys Shorts
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Description: When you need to let someone know that they need to make a serious life change. iykyk, and they will as well.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
F Ice, censored Shorts
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Description: When the only thing missing is U! A less-explicit version of the original.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
F ice - explicit Shorts
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Description: When you absolutely cannot compromise and need it said as plainly as possible.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
Radical! Shorts
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Description: Whether it's partial, total, or radical, it's all rad, ladies. Like a nurse said to my wife recently- "Hell yes, sister. Rip out the nursery and keep the playground!"

Tags: cool, endometriosis, fibroids, rad, radical
Backpacking to heck Shorts
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Description: This is a real part of an article title about making the 'baja blast pie.'

Tags: backpacker, backpacking, baja, baja blast, christianity
Pueblo Revolt Shorts
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Description: Happy Indigenous Peoples day. May your enemies be driven from your lands.

Tags: christian, god, indian, native, native american
tell your dog i said  yá'át'ééh - light text Shorts
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Description: Have YOU told your dog yá'át'ééh today?

Tags: animals, desert, dine, dog, dog lover
Drugs not pugs Shorts
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Description: Yes, of course I read the design brief. I just forgot which word went first. Probably because of the drugs.

Tags: animals, anti drug, dog, dogs, drugs
Personal Pan Pizza Shorts
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Description: You look up and close your book, knowing that you have just secured your fifth sticker. That means pizza night. A pizza night you EARNED. What year is it? You look at your phone, but it's mounted to a wall. Did you dream the technocratic hellscape of capitalism? You must have. All you know is that on Friday, you're getting pizza and watching TGIF.

Tags: 90s, book, book it, book lover, bookworm
The Move Shorts
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Description: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.

Tags: animal, beastie boys, dog lover, dogs, hello nasty
The Most Lost Dog Shorts
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Description: Last seen moving at a high rate of speed on April 14th, 1958. Answers to "Laika." Reward if found.

Tags: astronaut, cosmonaut, dog, dogs, laika the space dog
RABID - Let's Go! Shorts
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Description: I don't know what to put here

Tags: band, dog, mohawk, music, pet
RABID - ...And Out Come the Me Shorts
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Description: What are little dogs but the altered evolution of wolves? I'm a batterin' ram comin' through at you In every alleyway on every avenue Oi! Oi! Oi!

Tags: chihuahua, dog, music, parody, punk
Putting On the Frontline Shorts
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Description: Criminal cats - what you make me out to be Criminal cats - the pounds you build for me On the streets getting picked up for a crime For being different I am guilty from the start

Tags: casualties, casualties army, cat, cats, kitten
Mermaider Shorts
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Description: Check your checklist!

Tags: mermaid, mermaider, metal
Milo Goes to Training (dark shirt) Shorts
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Description: I don't know why I made this. I designed it to be a patch for a dog battle vest, and somehow decided to upload it here. For your dog-loving punk friend who has everything, I guess?

Tags: band, dog, dog lover, dogs, parody
Claims Adjuster Shorts

Description: Your claim has been denied.

Tags: america, business, ceo, folk hero, health care
Updated Live Laugh Love Shorts
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Description: White text for dark shirts

Tags: defend, depose, heart, insurance, laugh
Corn Jerks Shorts
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Description: Classic Circle Jerks logo meets Corn Dancer

Tags: circle jerks, indigenous, jemez, native, native american
The Illusion of Control Shorts
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Description: A fun moth in a jar design! Let your little goblin flag fly!

Tags: chaos, chaotic good, fern, goblin, goblincore
JUGGER! Shorts
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Description: Do you have what it takes to earn the salute of the Jugger? Tell the world you do, and prepare to explain it a whole bunch!

Tags: blood of heroes, bmovie, cinema, dog, dog skull
Raven's philosophy Shorts

Description: Hi, I'm Raven. I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your makeup.

Tags: celluloid, cinema, color, demented forever, devil
Livin' Shorts
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Description: Gotta do it sometime.

Tags: affirmation, best life, cemetery, dead, epitaph
U Can't B! Shorts
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Description: Inside you are two wolves... actually, wait, that's an even better shirt. Damn. Maybe later.

Tags: band, classic rock, collins, dadaism, genesis band
Herzog Arcana - Death Shorts
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Description: XIII - upright, represents a time of spiritual growth and change, as well as eating leather boots.

Tags: death, death card, divination, herzog, magic
I'm on RUMSPRINGA Shorts
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Description: Don't talk to me until I've had my RUMSPRINGA What happens on RUMSPRINGA stays on RUMSPRINGA Live, laugh, RUMSPRINGA

Tags: amish, barn, barn raising, beard, drinking
Editorial Cartoon Aficionado Shorts
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Description: Yes...Ha Ha Ha ... YES!

Tags: cartoon, editorial, latest fad, onion, sick
Hot Girl Summer Shorts
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Description: Grab a marg and chill out. It's time for hot girl summer!

Tags: cacti, cactus, desert, girl, heat
It's a dry heat. Shorts
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Description: I mean, I guess there's very little humidity, so we'll call that a win?

Tags: arizona, cacti, cactus, desert, high desert
Sassy Meanwhile Shorts
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Description: Laura's in the lodge and she has no more patience for your BS.

Tags: agent cooper, black lodge, dale cooper, david lynch, laura palmer
Mutant Bear - Color Shorts
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Description: Now you can celebrate your favorite character from the film adaptation of Annihilation, the mutant bear with the voice of a screaming woman!

Tags: animal, bear, book, movie, mutant
Mutant Bear Greyscale Shorts
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Description: Who doesn't love the mutant bear human from annihilation with the voice of a screaming woman? We all do! Now wear a representation of it! Greyscale for dark shirts.

Tags: animal, anomaly, bear, book, books
Frybread Misfit Shorts
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Description: I've got something to say- I had some frybread today. Is it a dumb design that cashes in on the fact that some logos are so ubiquitous as to have lost all cultural meaning? Is it an ironic statement of the unironic fact that frybread is great? Is it a political and social statement on the fact that frybread was born from cultural oppression and represents a slow death by way of poor nutrition? ...YES!

Tags: food, indigenous, misfits, native, native american
BLUE BIRD, BLACK FLAG Shorts
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Description: Light text for dark shirts. This is a tiny percentage joke, that percentage is just me, I think. Painstakingly recreated Bluebird logo then desecrated for my own amusement. Bluebird just hits different. Rise Above!

Tags: bird, flour, frybread, indigenous, native
Cubicles & Capitalism Shorts

Description: Look, we can't all be spellcasters and martial masters.

Tags: d and d, d20, dice, dnd, dnd5e

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