Shorts
Description: When you need to let someone know that they need to make a serious life change. iykyk, and they will as well.
icekys Shorts
$27
Description: Whether it's partial, total, or radical, it's all rad, ladies. Like a nurse said to my wife recently- "Hell yes, sister. Rip out the nursery and keep the playground!"
Radical! Shorts
$27
Description: You look up and close your book, knowing that you have just secured your fifth sticker. That means pizza night. A pizza night you EARNED. What year is it? You look at your phone, but it's mounted to a wall. Did you dream the technocratic hellscape of capitalism? You must have. All you know is that on Friday, you're getting pizza and watching TGIF.
Description: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.
The Move Shorts
$27
Mermaider Shorts
$27
Description: Do you have what it takes to earn the salute of the Jugger? Tell the world you do, and prepare to explain it a whole bunch!
JUGGER! Shorts
$27
Livin' Shorts
$27
Description: I've got something to say- I had some frybread today. Is it a dumb design that cashes in on the fact that some logos are so ubiquitous as to have lost all cultural meaning? Is it an ironic statement of the unironic fact that frybread is great? Is it a political and social statement on the fact that frybread was born from cultural oppression and represents a slow death by way of poor nutrition? ...YES!