BatGuano Designs

Description: What if the K was the gun itself? I thought it would look cool, and I think this looks pretty tasteful, actually.

Description: A geoduck is a large clam from the west coast of North America. This is merely a hand holding a geoduck and stroking it. This is obviously an innocent photo. There is obviously nothing of a sexual nature that is being implied here. Get your mind out of the gutter, people!

Description: It looks like he's Armed to the Teeth!

Description: This is your brain. And this is your brain on drugs. What an iconic video. But is having a fried brain really all that bad? I know I like frying my eggs with mushrooms and the like. Makes for a good omelette.

Description: Narcos was such a good show, and this phrase really stuck with me as friggin badass. "Would you either take my bribe and comply, or would you rather I just murder you?" Said in three words. Plata? O Plomo?

Description: Getting a subwoofer in your car is just a bassic audio requirement if you want to actually enjoy listening to music in your car. It's BASSIC audio 101

Description: When you're thirsty. Like really thirsty. You know what I mean.

Description: and tells you to fuck off

Description: "She ratchet." You know what else is ratchet? A ratcheting socket wrench. It's hella ratchet.

Description: There's a tray that's supposed to contain fucks. But it's empty. Looks like I don't have any fucks left.

Description: Does it matter what day of the week it is? Honestly. When It's Just Another Day, Another Dollar

Description: !

Description: When they kicked around the idea of having California leave the nation, I honestly thought it was a pretty good idea. The rest of the country is just dragging us down. California, to me, is really the only state that matters. GOLDEN STATE BABY!!!

Description: You're a Dick. Just like Tricky Dick. Who's not a crook, supposedly.

Description: God doesn't hate fags. If anything, God Hates Proof of his/her existence. But I'm just kidding. God doesn't hate anything, because it doesn't exist.

Description: Whiskey On the Rocks!