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BatGuano, because I'm batshit crazy. These are my designs, y'all.

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Minimalist AK-47 Socks
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Description: What if the K was the gun itself? I thought it would look cool, and I think this looks pretty tasteful, actually.

Tags: russia, soviet, war, terrorism, weapon
Just Grabbing My Geoduck Socks
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Description: A geoduck is a large clam from the west coast of North America. This is merely a hand holding a geoduck and stroking it. This is obviously an innocent photo. There is obviously nothing of a sexual nature that is being implied here. Get your mind out of the gutter, people!

Tags: adult, dick, sex, vagina, masturbation
Maximum Health, Low Stamina Socks
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Tags: sony, nintendo, exercise, gym, playstation
Armed to the Teeth Socks
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Description: It looks like he's Armed to the Teeth!

Tags: commando, pun, silly, humor, rambo
This Is Your Brain On Drugs Socks
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Description: This is your brain. And this is your brain on drugs. What an iconic video. But is having a fried brain really all that bad? I know I like frying my eggs with mushrooms and the like. Makes for a good omelette.

Tags: pot, hippy, psychedelic, fried, hallucinogen
Plata O Plomo? (Silver Or Lead?) Socks
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Description: Narcos was such a good show, and this phrase really stuck with me as friggin badass. "Would you either take my bribe and comply, or would you rather I just murder you?" Said in three words. Plata? O Plomo?

Tags: murder, medellin, corruption, cocaine, government
BASSIC Socks
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Description: Getting a subwoofer in your car is just a bassic audio requirement if you want to actually enjoy listening to music in your car. It's BASSIC audio 101

Tags: audio, cruising, electronica, sideshow, slapping
THIRSTY Socks
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Description: When you're thirsty. Like really thirsty. You know what I mean.

Tags: fuck, slang, hot, girl, xxx
When Life Gives You the Wrong Piece Socks
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Description: and tells you to fuck off

Tags: weekend, sony, xbox, gaming, depression
Yo Dat's Ratchet Socks
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Description: "She ratchet." You know what else is ratchet? A ratcheting socket wrench. It's hella ratchet.

Tags: skank, hip hop, slang, wrench, slut
Out of Fucks Socks
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Description: There's a tray that's supposed to contain fucks. But it's empty. Looks like I don't have any fucks left.

Tags: insult, shit, give a fuck, slang, america
Another Day Another Dollar Socks
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Description: Does it matter what day of the week it is? Honestly. When It's Just Another Day, Another Dollar

Tags: year, month, decade, calendar, money
All Hail the Exclamation Mark !!!! Socks
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Description: !

Tags: humor, observational humor, spelling, science, english
The Golden State is the Only State That Matters Socks
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Description: When they kicked around the idea of having California leave the nation, I honestly thought it was a pretty good idea. The rest of the country is just dragging us down. California, to me, is really the only state that matters. GOLDEN STATE BABY!!!

Tags: usa, beach, surfing, los angeles, warriors
You're a Dick Socks
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Description: You're a Dick. Just like Tricky Dick. Who's not a crook, supposedly.

Tags: insult, politics, nixon, offensive, humorous
GOD HATES PROOF Socks
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Description: God doesn't hate fags. If anything, God Hates Proof of his/her existence. But I'm just kidding. God doesn't hate anything, because it doesn't exist.

Tags: nonbelief, dawkins, anti religion, parody, jesus
On the Rocks Socks
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Description: Whiskey On the Rocks!

Tags: ice, drink, alcoholic, booze, frat
Minimalist AK-47, White Variant Socks
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Description: I couldn't help but like the outlined version of my Minimalist AK-47, and I also felt guilty I didn't have a white t-shirt version

Tags: terrorism, weapon, bullets, military, russia

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