BatGuano Designs

What if the K was the gun itself? I thought it would look cool, and I think this looks pretty tasteful, actually.

A geoduck is a large clam from the west coast of North America. This is merely a hand holding a geoduck and stroking it. This is obviously an innocent photo. There is obviously nothing of a sexual nature that is being implied here. Get your mind out of the gutter, people!

It looks like he's Armed to the Teeth!

This is your brain. And this is your brain on drugs. What an iconic video. But is having a fried brain really all that bad? I know I like frying my eggs with mushrooms and the like. Makes for a good omelette.

Narcos was such a good show, and this phrase really stuck with me as friggin badass. "Would you either take my bribe and comply, or would you rather I just murder you?" Said in three words. Plata? O Plomo?

Getting a subwoofer in your car is just a bassic audio requirement if you want to actually enjoy listening to music in your car. It's BASSIC audio 101

When you're thirsty. Like really thirsty. You know what I mean.

and tells you to fuck off

"She ratchet." You know what else is ratchet? A ratcheting socket wrench. It's hella ratchet.

There's a tray that's supposed to contain fucks. But it's empty. Looks like I don't have any fucks left.

Does it matter what day of the week it is? Honestly. When It's Just Another Day, Another Dollar

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When they kicked around the idea of having California leave the nation, I honestly thought it was a pretty good idea. The rest of the country is just dragging us down. California, to me, is really the only state that matters. GOLDEN STATE BABY!!!

You're a Dick. Just like Tricky Dick. Who's not a crook, supposedly.

God doesn't hate fags. If anything, God Hates Proof of his/her existence. But I'm just kidding. God doesn't hate anything, because it doesn't exist.

Whiskey On the Rocks!

I couldn't help but like the outlined version of my Minimalist AK-47, and I also felt guilty I didn't have a white t-shirt version