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It's the Great Old Ones' favorite beverage, guaranteed to be maddeningly refreshing!

Looks like good ol' Chuck is going through a bit of a black metal phase. Good grief.

THE THING reveals itself to the crew of Outpost 31 in horrific fashion. BeastWreck's homage to the John Carpenter horror/sci-fi classic.

Behold, a hateful, aggressive, avaricious spherical monster, most frequently found underground!! It's BeastBoy's take on the classic D&D creature!

The young future Prince of the Forest has a life full of stoic responsibility and stud duties to look forward to, but for now he can cut loose and enjoy the gleeful pursuits of a carefree youth... such as target-blasting butterflies with his farts. I'm sorry. I blame my poor upbringing.

You deserve a quack today. Ronald McDonald + Donald Duck.

Thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous than the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Add Goofy to the mix, and you get the Flying Spaghoofy Monster. Absurd!

Hakuna Meat-ata!

A beastly take on everyone's favorite fast-food, burger-stealin' mascot, the Hamburglar! Hide yo burgers!

The Devil made me "do it". No, really.

Be afraid. Be very afraid with this homage to David Cronenberg's horror classic remake of THE FLY.

An Ed Roth (Rat Fink) inspired take on COMA, the DOOF WARRIOR from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. A collaboration design with Poopsmoothie!

An Ed Roth (Rat Fink) inspired take on IMMORTAN JOE from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. A collaboration design with Poopsmoothie!

"If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful." -- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Fed up with the massive, eye-gougingly frustrating amount of corruption, partisan bickering and ignorant nonsense within the political system? Don't blame me, I voted for Mayor McCheese!

A pop-art homage to the ancient Egyptian curse-enforcer from the Universal Monsters and Hammer Horror series of films.

"Oh Yeah?" "Hell No!!" What kind of friendly sugary kids' beverage mascot busts through houses just to quench kids' thirst?! This evil twin of a popular mascot just likes busting through houses -- I don't think he cares much about delivering beverages -- just beatings!

It's a mashup of two childhood favorites: the infamous feces-dyeing monster cereal Franken-Berry with the 70's-80's sci-fi TV sensation Battlestar Galactica. Shiny robot marauders need to eat a complete breakfast, too, y'know! And yes, the "toy surprise" robot-dog, featured in the show, was in fact a chimpanzee in a full-body costume and helmet! Creepy!

"Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect." An homage to David Cronenberg's classic 1986 remake of THE FLY.

Hoth may be the coldest planet in a galaxy far, far away (or at least in the Hoth system), but as a tourist destination, it can't be beat! Guests can explore the ruins of abandoned Echo base, ski some of the most heart-pounding slopes in the galaxy, explore ice caves or ride a Taun-Taun! Watch out for deadly Wampas and the occasional Probot, though! For a refreshing treat during your stay, try one of their Icy Hoth frozen drinks -- in four amazing flavors! Based on a concept by Tristian Boykin.

The Burger that shall not be consumed by mortal man! Fast food has never been so fearsome!

Keymaster meets Gatekeeper and they both turn into demon-dogs. There is no Dana, there is only Zuul. Who you gonna call?

In the Wasteland, after the world crumbled and men began to feed on men, the gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice, and only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive... those like Wez, the tempestuous, mad lieutenant of Lord Humungus' gang of marauders.

Vampires are nasty and dangerous to tangle with. If you're gonna stake one through the heart, it's best to do it while they're in bat form. Definitely requires better aim, but you're less likely to get thrown across the room or out a window. Trust me.

On your urgent journey through Hyrule, helpful folks may tell you "Dodongo dislikes smoke." Actually, Dodongo ENJOYS the occasional smoke… but don’t tell his mother! If you grew up during the glorious advent of LEGEND OF ZELDA on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and you were lucky enough to experience the rapturous excitement of plugging that shiny golden cartridge into your NES for the very first time, then surely the gods have smiled on you yet again by making this 8-bit masterpiece available to you.

It's INHUMAN what sort of horrific subterranean creatures might lie in wait beneath the earth's crust… BeastPop's homage to the "Tendril" character from the 80's cartoon/toy line INHUMANOIDS

Thank God It's Friday… the 13th! Supernatural hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees strikes again, proving that 13 is truly the unluckiest number for the teens of Camp Crystal Lake!

"It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world." The world crumbled, and only the strong and resourceful would survive. Colonel Joe Moore died and rose from the ashes of the old world as Immortan Joe, leader of the War Boys, and escaping his grasp is no easy task, though Mad Max Rockatansky is sure as hell going to try.

One of the hardest and most frustrating video games ever made for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Capcom's GHOSTS 'N' GOBLINS gets the Beast-makeover in this reworked version of the original game cartridge cover art.

"Come in, Ray." "Venkman! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!" "It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me." "He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?" "I think he can hear you, Ray." "Don't move -- it won't hurt you!" "Aaaaaaaaggghhhhh!" "Venkman! Pete! Venkman, what happened -- are you okay?" "He slimed me." "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?"

Marxist guerrilla revolutionaries are no match for the mighty Alien! BeastPop continues to have fun desecrating iconic figures as poor Che Guevara went and got himself facehugged! Soon, he'll be giving birth to something revolutionary indeed -- a brand new baby Alien. Congratulations, Che! ¡Viva la Reproduccion!

When you really wanna lay bare-knuckle beating on some chump, but your weak and slender human hands just aren't fit for the task, there's only one solution: GORILLA GLOVES!! Paste a primate-powered punch across that punk's puss and he'll pester you no more!

A playful homage to the waxpack art from the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the swingin' 60's featuring (what else) brutish gorillas in place of bug-eyed martian invaders! This shirt was featured in the sitcom COMMUNITY -- worn by Abed in the Season 3 finale.

"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

Spread the word against overpriced status-symbol coffee! And remember, folks, don't post pictures of your coffee on social media. No one cares!