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Magnets

Harbulary Batteries Magnet

Description: Drax is a Destroyer of language. Anulax/Harbulary Batteries reimagined as a vingage automotive brand.

Tags: star lord, marvel, rocket raccoon, gamora, brand

Harbulary Batteries Magnet

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Tosche Station Magnet
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Description: A tribute to lost youth, and the hangouts that we all wasted time in. I wanted to reimagine Whiny Luke's classic reference as a old gas station.

Tags: distressed, logo, luke skywalker, gas station, vintage signs

Tosche Station Magnet

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The Empire in Denial (dark) Magnet
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Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Tags: logo, distressed grunge, noam chomsky, military, united states

The Empire in Denial (dark) Magnet

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Boors Fight Magnet

Description: Ill-mannered people often resort to violence. That's what it says. You wanna fight about it?

Tags: redneck, america, manliness, vintage, parody

Boors Fight Magnet

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Wicked Smaht Magnet

Description: If you're from New England, you know.

Tags: culture jamming, humor, parody, new england, distressed

Wicked Smaht Magnet

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Body Massage! Magnet

Description: Kids, don't talk to strange military personnel in public! Callback to the internet-famous "Fensler films" of 2003.

Tags: fenslerfilm, gijoe, gi joe, meme

Body Massage! Magnet

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Just Nope - Red Magnet
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Description: Sorry, we're NOPE.

Tags: retro, vintage, sign, signage, old school

Just Nope - Red Magnet

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Just Nope - Orange Magnet
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Description: When you just can't.

Tags: old school, signage, sign, lazy, distress

Just Nope - Orange Magnet

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WhatEVER - Teal Magnet

Description: I'm not listening, pls go away.

Tags: explosion, sarcasm, retro, pow, vintage

WhatEVER - Teal Magnet

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The Worst People in the World Magnet

Description: Bank of America is trash.

Tags: boa, culture jamming, finance, kleptocracy, one percent

The Worst People in the World Magnet

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ULURU - KATA TJUTA NATIONAL PARK Magnet
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Description: (aka "Ayer's Rock") Uluru - Kata Tjuta is a natural sandstone monolith in the Australian outback. To the native Anangu people, it is the site of incredible mystical shit.

Tags: natural world, monument, mountain, rock, australian

ULURU - KATA TJUTA NATIONAL PARK Magnet

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Losing Sucks Magnet
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Description: Winning, losing...we've all done both.

Tags: players, soccer, videogame, gamers, baseball

Losing Sucks Magnet

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Shmolive Garden Magnet

Description: Your favorite pretend-fancy destination for strip mall extravagance. (Meta: Graphic logo depicting the real reason people go to the Olive Garden)

Tags: distressed, logo, family, italian food, culture jamming

Shmolive Garden Magnet

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The Empire in Denial (Light) Magnet
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Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Tags: chomsky forever, america, distressed, logo, patriotism

The Empire in Denial (Light) Magnet

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