Benign Lives

Description: Drax is a Destroyer of language. Anulax/Harbulary Batteries reimagined as a vingage automotive brand.

Description: A tribute to lost youth, and the hangouts that we all wasted time in. I wanted to reimagine Whiny Luke's classic reference as a old gas station.

Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Description: Ill-mannered people often resort to violence. That's what it says. You wanna fight about it?

Description: If you're from New England, you know.

Description: Kids, don't talk to strange military personnel in public! Callback to the internet-famous "Fensler films" of 2003.

Description: When you're more than just Hungry-Hungry!

Description: The Blessed Mother, Day of the Dead style.

Description: Sorry, we're NOPE.

Description: When you just can't.

Description: For those occasional days when you're just completely out of F's, it's good to give folks fair warning.

Description: Why is that llama so happy, anyway?

Description: Rainbow Fruity Hoops were a little-known Australian knock-off of a more popular (although less colorful) American brand of fruit-ring cereal.

Description: I'm not listening, pls go away.

Description: Dedicated to that most-delicious study.

Description: Collective action! Resist! We can do it! Together.

Description: The Taj Mahal of late-nite shawarma.

Description: Bank of America is trash.

Description: Sometimes when friends overlap the result is magic.

Description: The military radio alphabet is fun.

Description: Maker's gotta make.

Description: (aka "Ayer's Rock") Uluru - Kata Tjuta is a natural sandstone monolith in the Australian outback. To the native Anangu people, it is the site of incredible mystical shit.

Description: The military radio alphabet is fun.

Description: Winning, losing...we've all done both.

Description: Your favorite pretend-fancy destination for strip mall extravagance. (Meta: Graphic logo depicting the real reason people go to the Olive Garden)

Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.