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Harbulary Batteries Sticker

Description: Drax is a Destroyer of language. Anulax/Harbulary Batteries reimagined as a vingage automotive brand.

Tags: star lord, marvel, rocket raccoon, gamora, brand

Harbulary Batteries Sticker

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Tosche Station Sticker

Description: A tribute to lost youth, and the hangouts that we all wasted time in. I wanted to reimagine Whiny Luke's classic reference as a old gas station.

Tags: distressed, logo, luke skywalker, gas station, vintage signs

Tosche Station Sticker

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The Empire in Denial (dark) Sticker

Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Tags: logo, distressed grunge, noam chomsky, military, united states

The Empire in Denial (dark) Sticker

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Boors Fight Sticker

Description: Ill-mannered people often resort to violence. That's what it says. You wanna fight about it?

Tags: redneck, america, manliness, vintage, parody

Boors Fight Sticker

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Wicked Smaht Sticker

Description: If you're from New England, you know.

Tags: culture jamming, humor, parody, new england, distressed

Wicked Smaht Sticker

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Body Massage! Sticker

Description: Kids, don't talk to strange military personnel in public! Callback to the internet-famous "Fensler films" of 2003.

Tags: fenslerfilm, gijoe, gi joe, meme

Body Massage! Sticker

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Hungry AF Sticker
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Description: When you're more than just Hungry-Hungry!

Tags: sweet, dessert, om nom nom, delicious, food

Hungry AF Sticker

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Just Nope - Red Sticker
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Description: Sorry, we're NOPE.

Tags: retro, vintage, sign, signage, old school

Just Nope - Red Sticker

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Just Nope - Orange Sticker
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Description: When you just can't.

Tags: old school, signage, sign, lazy, distress

Just Nope - Orange Sticker

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ZFG Sticker

Description: For those occasional days when you're just completely out of F's, it's good to give folks fair warning.

Tags: lettering, nada, zip, zilch, zfg

ZFG Sticker

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Smiling Llama Sticker
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Description: Why is that llama so happy, anyway?

Tags: drugs, cocaine, soda, bolivia, animal

Smiling Llama Sticker

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Up All Night Sticker
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Description: This one is for the night owls.

Tags: coffee, nights, morning, morning person, morning joe

Up All Night Sticker

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Rainbow Fruity Hoops Sticker
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Description: Rainbow Fruity Hoops were a little-known Australian knock-off of a more popular (although less colorful) American brand of fruit-ring cereal.

Tags: cereal, lorikeet, birds, breakfast, marshmallow

Rainbow Fruity Hoops Sticker

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Harvard (Custodial Dept) Sticker
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Description: It's true. You spend a lot of time on the Harvard campus.

Tags: custodian, custodial, janitor, ivy league, school

Harvard (Custodial Dept) Sticker

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The Bacon Institute Sticker
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Description: Dedicated to that most-delicious study.

Tags: kitchen, institute, breakfast, bacon and eggs, study

The Bacon Institute Sticker

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Uniters Unite! Sticker
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Description: Collective action! Resist! We can do it! Together.

Tags: together, unity, attitude, typography, propaganda

Uniters Unite! Sticker

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Sheesh! Kabob Sticker
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Description: The Taj Mahal of late-nite shawarma.

Tags: lamb, fast food, storebuild, late night, foodie

Sheesh! Kabob Sticker

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The Worst People in the World Sticker

Description: Bank of America is trash.

Tags: boa, culture jamming, finance, kleptocracy, one percent

The Worst People in the World Sticker

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FWB Sticker

Description: Sometimes when friends overlap the result is magic.

Tags: love, storebuild, cute, lovers, work

FWB Sticker

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Code Grey Sticker
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Description: The military radio alphabet is fun.

Tags: alphabet, radio, military, wtf

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Code Grey Sticker

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Maker's Credo: Tan Sticker
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Description: Maker's gotta make.

Tags: builder, hammer, tools, dream makers, craftsman

Maker's Credo: Tan Sticker

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ULURU - KATA TJUTA NATIONAL PARK Sticker
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Description: (aka "Ayer's Rock") Uluru - Kata Tjuta is a natural sandstone monolith in the Australian outback. To the native Anangu people, it is the site of incredible mystical shit.

Tags: natural world, monument, mountain, rock, australian

ULURU - KATA TJUTA NATIONAL PARK Sticker

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Fauna Incognita Series 1: Land Monster Sticker
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Description: Part one in a series documenting unusual creatures of North America.

Tags: historical, mythical, mythological, strange creatures, creatures

Fauna Incognita Series 1: Land Monster Sticker

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Code Orange Sticker
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Description: The military radio alphabet is fun.

Tags: what the fuck, military radio alphabet, military

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Code Orange Sticker

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Maker's Credo: Grey Sticker
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Description: Maker's gotta make.

Tags: craftsperson, crafts, craftsman, hammer, tools

Maker's Credo: Grey Sticker

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Losing Sucks Sticker
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Description: Winning, losing...we've all done both.

Tags: players, soccer, videogame, gamers, baseball

Losing Sucks Sticker

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Shmolive Garden Sticker

Description: Your favorite pretend-fancy destination for strip mall extravagance. (Meta: Graphic logo depicting the real reason people go to the Olive Garden)

Tags: distressed, logo, family, italian food, culture jamming

Shmolive Garden Sticker

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The Empire in Denial (Light) Sticker

Description: "I had friends on that Death Star." A statement of geopolitical reality wrapped in a Star Wars reference, gently distressed.

Tags: chomsky forever, america, distressed, logo, patriotism

The Empire in Denial (Light) Sticker

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