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I'm an independent illustrator and cartoonist in Seattle. ©Me 2026
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Anhedonia Metal Hat
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Description: Anhedonia is the inability to feel pleasure from activities that are typically enjoyable, such as social interactions, physical sensations, or hobbies.

Tags: anhedonia, anxiety, black metal, death metal, depression
Dopamine Hat
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Description: It's what makes you happy.

Tags: chemistry, content, enjoy, enjoyment, happiness
RESIST! Hat
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Description: Time to clean this place up and help people.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa
When Candy Freed the Dinosaurs Hat
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Description: Those dinosaurs aren't themselves when they're hungry. Would would think a discarded candy bar wrapper could lead to such carnage?

Tags: candy, candy bars, chocolate, dino, dinosaurs
Pizza Steve! Hat
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Description: Back in the news cycle again, it's Pizza Steve B!

Tags: bad choices, economy, felons, pizza, suspicious elections
Budget Rainbow Hat
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Description: A limited spectrum of beauty.

Tags: bird, black and white, color, colorful, peacocks
Ham & Eggs, Inc. Hat
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Description: A loving recreation of a logo from the 1930s, presented with its original "warts" and some brand-new warts created just for this upload.

Tags: breakfast, california, chickens, diners, eggs
Gorilla! Hat
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Description: Gorilla!

Tags: animal, ape, baboon, chimp, chimpanzee
Pruning the Left Side Hat
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Description: Centrists have taken over the party of LIberals and can't get anything done. We need to cut the centrists loose and steer the party to the left if we're going to survive

Tags: bernie sanders, democrat, donkey, kamala harris, politics
Return Me To The Library Hat
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Description: Libraries are everything. We all love the library. Go to the library.

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, literature
Those Delicious Rich. Hat
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Description: The greatest lie of the one percent was telling the poor they wouldn't be delicious.

Tags: rich, money, politics, economics, protest
Legal Cartoon Mashup Hat
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Description: Yes, it's a legal cartoon mashup. A parody, if you will, containing nothing that wasn't created for this image and only nods to any established characters. You needn't worry, this is within the boundaries of the law.

Tags: cartoon, comic characters, comic strips, comics, cute
SUS Hat
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Description: This applies to everyone and everything right now but screw that orange lint licker, especially.

Tags: democrat, leftist, liberal, politics, presidential election
On the Wrong Side of History Hat
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Description: And they know it. Vote Blue for the future.

Tags: america, democrat, election, history, liberal
Tarantula Ranch Park Vintage Look Hat
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Description: From 1970 to 1988, the town of Acid Gulch, Utah was home to the state's foremost tarantula-themed amusement park, Tarantula Ranch. Let's forget all the scandal surrounding its closing and instead honor the victims with this recreation of the park's most popular tee shirt.

Tags: bugs, camp, camping, children, desert
The Man in the Suit Hat
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Description: The men inside the movie kaiju costumes have been overlooked for far too long.

Tags: actors, atomic, costume, costumes, creatures
Directed by Alan Smithee Hat
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Description: One of Hollywood's most prolific directors and also dozens of the most humble. Show your inside baseball knowledge of movies. This design is a great gift for movie-crazy friends and family.

Tags: show business, tv shows, movies, television shows, directors
Comics Afterlife Hat
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Description: Well, you can't take them with you, right? A perfect shirt for any normal comics hedonist. © and TM 2021 Tom Dougherty

Tags: comic, comicbook, comicboooks, comics, hero
G Park tribute Hat
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Description: A mashup tribute to a Japanese theme park based on a beloved Japanese animation studio. Limited time offering.

Tags: amusement park, animation, anime, cartoons, creature
Radioactive Smash! Hat
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Description: Two of your favorite green, radioactive frienemies of mankind in one convenient fan art mashup!

Tags: smash, radioactive, gamma, fanart, comic
Hey !! Kids Comics Hat
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Description: Comics are never far from your thoughts. You have comics in the attic, on the bookshelf, under your bed, in the oven. You carry armloads of comics wherever you go! The doctor said you've got comics in your blood. He's very concerned. This is serious.

Tags: comic strips, comics, dc comics, ec comics, kids
Hey !! Kids Comics- Distressed Lettering Style Hat
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Description: Comics are never far from your thoughts. You have comics in the attic, on the bookshelf, under your bed, in the oven. You carry armloads of comics wherever you go! The doctor said you've got comics in your blood. He's very concerned. This is serious.

Tags: comic books, comic strips, dc comics, ec comics, hey kids
Jolly Roger Hat
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Description: Cut from a real pirate flag! Well, a picture of a real pirate flag, anyway.

Tags: ahoy, ahoy matey, oceans, pirate, sailing
Psychic Sponsor (Black) Hat
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Description: You are what you are. No one can blow you down. You see the world of possibilities laid out before you and the future holds no secrets for one such as you. You can see yourself wearing this shirt, for example.

Tags: cartoons, characters, comic strips, comics, psychic
Psychic Sponsor Hat
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Description: You are what you are. No one can blow you down. You see the world of possibilities laid out before you and the future holds no secrets for one such as you. You can see yourself wearing this shirt, for example.

Tags: cartoons, comic characters, comic strips, psychic, spinach
Brown Cat Hat
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Description: A cat both familiar and rare. If you know, you know Faron.

Tags: brown family, cartoons, cat characters, cats, comic strips
Go Sports! Hat
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Description: Good luck team, we knew you had it in you! Better luck next year or congratulations on winning the big one!

Tags: baseball, basketball, cheerleading, football, games
Mashed Rat Hat
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Description: From the back pages of your uncle's old funnybooks comes this advertisement for the most realistic horror novelty you've ever seen.

Tags: ad, comics, horror, rats, retro
Sequels, Remakes, Spinoffs, Prequels, and Reboots Hat
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Description: Time for some new ideas, wouldn't you say?

Tags: animated movies, animation, cartoons, hollywood, ideas
International Space Fellers Logo Hat
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Description: Show pride in local space while showing the Space Fellers you've forgiven them for the horrible things they've done. This fully licensed Space Fellers design can be found gracing a collection of clothing and houseware items, all of them made in manufacturing facilities on Earth. Support Earth jobs!

Tags: adventure, forgiveness, hard feelings, law and order, pure chaos
Crimefigher Bam! Hat
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, tv, vintage
Crimefighter Bonk! Hat
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, tv, vintage
Crimefighter Sock! Hat
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage
Crimefighter Pow! Hat
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage
Crimefighter Kapow! Hat
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage
Good Question Hat
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Description: Redeem yourself a timely tee shirt. Be prepared, He may come tonight!

Tags: funny

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