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Anhedonia Metal Shorts
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Description: Anhedonia is the inability to feel pleasure from activities that are typically enjoyable, such as social interactions, physical sensations, or hobbies.

Tags: anhedonia, anxiety, black metal, death metal, depression

Anhedonia Metal Shorts

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RESIST! Shorts
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Description: Time to clean this place up and help people.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa

RESIST! Shorts

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When Candy Freed the Dinosaurs Shorts
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Description: Those dinosaurs aren't themselves when they're hungry. Would would think a discarded candy bar wrapper could lead to such carnage?

Tags: candy, candy bars, chocolate, dino, dinosaurs

When Candy Freed the Dinosaurs Shorts

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Pizza Steve! Shorts
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Description: Back in the news cycle again, it's Pizza Steve B!

Tags: bad choices, economy, felons, pizza, suspicious elections

Pizza Steve! Shorts

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Good Enough Shorts
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Description: You tried your best, or at least you tried. It's fine. No one is asking you to break your neck trying again. Walk it off in style. A perfect gift for the youngest sibling in the family. I'll wait in the car.

Tags: alright, fine, relax, take a break, whatever

Good Enough Shorts

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Budget Rainbow Shorts
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Description: A limited spectrum of beauty.

Tags: bird, black and white, color, colorful, peacocks

Budget Rainbow Shorts

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Ham & Eggs, Inc. Shorts
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Description: A loving recreation of a logo from the 1930s, presented with its original "warts" and some brand-new warts created just for this upload.

Tags: breakfast, california, chickens, diners, eggs

Ham & Eggs, Inc. Shorts

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Gorilla! Shorts
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Description: Gorilla!

Tags: animal, ape, baboon, chimp, chimpanzee

Gorilla! Shorts

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Pruning the Left Side Shorts
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Description: Centrists have taken over the party of LIberals and can't get anything done. We need to cut the centrists loose and steer the party to the left if we're going to survive

Tags: bernie sanders, democrat, donkey, kamala harris, politics

Pruning the Left Side Shorts

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Return Me To The Library Shorts
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Description: Libraries are everything. We all love the library. Go to the library.

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, literature

Return Me To The Library Shorts

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Job Search Ghosts Shorts
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Description: No worse feeling in the world than being contacted by a prospective employer who then just drops the ball and forgets about you. Show your colors, job seekers!

Tags: career, employees, job, job hunt, job search

Job Search Ghosts Shorts

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Those Delicious Rich. Shorts
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Description: The greatest lie of the one percent was telling the poor they wouldn't be delicious.

Tags: rich, money, politics, economics, protest

Those Delicious Rich. Shorts

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Legal Cartoon Mashup Shorts
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Description: Yes, it's a legal cartoon mashup. A parody, if you will, containing nothing that wasn't created for this image and only nods to any established characters. You needn't worry, this is within the boundaries of the law.

Tags: cartoon, comic characters, comic strips, comics, cute

Legal Cartoon Mashup Shorts

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Dear Santa, I Want More Sh*t For Christmas! Shorts
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Description: What everyone secretly wants for Christmas.

Tags: christmas, gift, holidays, merry christmas, saint nick
We'll All Be Speaking Kringle (Color Version) Shorts
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Description: Santa's world domination plan begins on the 24th.

Tags: christmas, funny christmas, gift, happy holidays, holidays
SUS Shorts
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Description: This applies to everyone and everything right now but screw that orange lint licker, especially.

Tags: democrat, leftist, liberal, politics, presidential election

SUS Shorts

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The Man in the Suit Shorts

Description: The men inside the movie kaiju costumes have been overlooked for far too long.

Tags: actors, atomic, costume, costumes, creatures

The Man in the Suit Shorts

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Directed by Alan Smithee Shorts
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Description: One of Hollywood's most prolific directors and also dozens of the most humble. Show your inside baseball knowledge of movies. This design is a great gift for movie-crazy friends and family.

Tags: show business, tv shows, movies, television shows, directors

Directed by Alan Smithee Shorts

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Comics Afterlife Shorts
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Description: Well, you can't take them with you, right? A perfect shirt for any normal comics hedonist. © and TM 2021 Tom Dougherty

Tags: comic, comicbook, comicboooks, comics, hero

Comics Afterlife Shorts

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G Park tribute Shorts

Description: A mashup tribute to a Japanese theme park based on a beloved Japanese animation studio. Limited time offering.

Tags: amusement park, animation, anime, cartoons, creature

G Park tribute Shorts

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Radioactive Smash! Shorts
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Description: Two of your favorite green, radioactive frienemies of mankind in one convenient fan art mashup!

Tags: smash, radioactive, gamma, fanart, comic

Radioactive Smash! Shorts

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Jolly Roger Shorts
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Description: Cut from a real pirate flag! Well, a picture of a real pirate flag, anyway.

Tags: ahoy, ahoy matey, oceans, pirate, sailing

Jolly Roger Shorts

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Psychic Sponsor (Black) Shorts
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Description: You are what you are. No one can blow you down. You see the world of possibilities laid out before you and the future holds no secrets for one such as you. You can see yourself wearing this shirt, for example.

Tags: cartoons, characters, comic strips, comics, psychic

Psychic Sponsor (Black) Shorts

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Brown Cat Shorts
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Description: A cat both familiar and rare. If you know, you know Faron.

Tags: brown family, cartoons, cat characters, cats, comic strips

Brown Cat Shorts

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Go Sports! Shorts
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Description: Good luck team, we knew you had it in you! Better luck next year or congratulations on winning the big one!

Tags: baseball, basketball, cheerleading, football, games

Go Sports! Shorts

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Sequels, Remakes, Spinoffs, Prequels, and Reboots Shorts
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Description: Time for some new ideas, wouldn't you say?

Tags: animated movies, animation, cartoons, hollywood, ideas
International Space Fellers Logo Shorts
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Description: Show pride in local space while showing the Space Fellers you've forgiven them for the horrible things they've done. This fully licensed Space Fellers design can be found gracing a collection of clothing and houseware items, all of them made in manufacturing facilities on Earth. Support Earth jobs!

Tags: adventure, forgiveness, hard feelings, law and order, pure chaos

International Space Fellers Logo Shorts

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Crimefigher Bam! Shorts
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, tv, vintage

Crimefigher Bam! Shorts

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Crimefighter Bonk! Shorts
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, tv, vintage

Crimefighter Bonk! Shorts

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Crimefighter Sock! Shorts
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage

Crimefighter Sock! Shorts

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Crimefighter Pow! Shorts
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage

Crimefighter Pow! Shorts

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Crimefighter Kapow! Shorts
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Description: Show 'em how we do it downtown with this retro-vintage design.

Tags: comic books, retro, superheroes, tv, vintage

Crimefighter Kapow! Shorts

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Inkreaper Shorts
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Description: Ink reaper temp art for a couple of shirts

Tags: ink

Inkreaper Shorts

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The Spaghetti Bros Shorts
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Description: Celebrate the famous Italian restaurant you never heard of found in every town across the country!

Tags: italy, pizza, italian food, lasagna, nonsense

The Spaghetti Bros Shorts

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Frenemy of the State Shorts
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Description: More than an enemy, less than a friend with benefits.

Tags: abraham lincoln, politics, satire, who cares

Frenemy of the State Shorts

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Your Mom Shorts
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Description: Just in time for Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, and P*ss-Your-Friend-Off Day, this shirt comes from the Don't E. Donuts collection of designs. Might I suggest getting it on a mug?

Tags: goofy, mothers day, valentines day, mom, tattoo design

Your Mom Shorts

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