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Tapestries

Job Search Ghosts Tapestry
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Description: No worse feeling in the world than being contacted by a prospective employer who then just drops the ball and forgets about you. Show your colors, job seekers!

Tags: career, employees, job, job hunt, job search
Those Delicious Rich. Tapestry
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Description: The greatest lie of the one percent was telling the poor they wouldn't be delicious.

Tags: rich, money, politics, economics, protest
Legal Cartoon Mashup Tapestry
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Description: Yes, it's a legal cartoon mashup. A parody, if you will, containing nothing that wasn't created for this image and only nods to any established characters. You needn't worry, this is within the boundaries of the law.

Tags: cartoon, comic characters, comic strips, comics, cute
Santas for Everyone! Tapestry
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Description: Santas vary widely from region to region, depending on their diets, their politics, and their varying degrees of exposure to radiation. It's basic Santa science.

Tags: christmas, hashtags, hohoho, holidays, merry christmas
Dear Santa, I Want More Sh*t For Christmas! Tapestry
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Description: What everyone secretly wants for Christmas.

Tags: christmas, gift, holidays, merry christmas, saint nick
SUS Tapestry
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Description: This applies to everyone and everything right now but screw that orange lint licker, especially.

Tags: democrat, leftist, liberal, politics, presidential election
On the Wrong Side of History Tapestry
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Description: And they know it. Vote Blue for the future.

Tags: america, democrat, election, history, liberal
The Man in the Suit Tapestry

Description: The men inside the movie kaiju costumes have been overlooked for far too long.

Tags: actors, atomic, costume, costumes, creatures
Directed by Alan Smithee Tapestry
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Description: One of Hollywood's most prolific directors and also dozens of the most humble. Show your inside baseball knowledge of movies. This design is a great gift for movie-crazy friends and family.

Tags: show business, tv shows, movies, television shows, directors
Comics Afterlife Tapestry
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Description: Well, you can't take them with you, right? A perfect shirt for any normal comics hedonist. © and TM 2021 Tom Dougherty

Tags: comic, comicbook, comicboooks, comics, hero
Radioactive Smash! Tapestry
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Description: Two of your favorite green, radioactive frienemies of mankind in one convenient fan art mashup!

Tags: smash, radioactive, gamma, fanart, comic
Go Sports! Tapestry
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Description: Good luck team, we knew you had it in you! Better luck next year or congratulations on winning the big one!

Tags: baseball, basketball, cheerleading, football, games
Mashed Rat Tapestry
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Description: From the back pages of your uncle's old funnybooks comes this advertisement for the most realistic horror novelty you've ever seen.

Tags: ad, comics, horror, rats, retro
Catface! Tapestry
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Description: Have a nice retro-looking kitty on something. Maybe on a tee shirt. Maybe on a mug.

Tags: kittens, cute, felines, kitties, cat
Even Peter Pan Had An Ending Tapestry
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Description: Six feet under Neverland is a story that has yet to be told.

Tags: captain hook, death, fairy tale, fantasy, neverland
Desperadito! Tapestry
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Description: Skulls and guns for the whole family! This design includes a drop shadow that looks best on brighter and lighter colors.

Tags: butterfly, gun, guns, pistols, skeleton
Inside Herman M. Tapestry
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Description: Inside every great man is a child's hand controlling his movements.

Tags: tv, vintage, horror, tv shows, puppet
Neighbor Friend Tapestry
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Description: In some version of the multiverse, in your neighborhood, this is your friend.

Tags: comic, friendly, friends, superheroes, neighbor
Dog Eat Dog Tapestry
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Description: It's a rough world out there. You have to do what you can to get through the day. Don't eat your kids, though.

Tags: eating, fast food, food, fun, hotdog
Kiddie Records Tapestry
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Description: Kids' records of the past were built to last. You can still find playable orange, red, and green records in the quarter bin at your local thrift store.

Tags: vinyl, record, vinyl record, retro, vintage
Wear Your Helmet Tapestry
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Description: Skaters, wear your helmet and you'll always have a head to put under it.

Tags: bones, death, halloween, skate, skateboard
Night Tweeting Tapestry
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Description: No wonder my lawn is such a mess! The gnomes are all checking Tinder or something. Honestly! This is best seen displayed against a color to show the starry sky above him.

Tags: cute stuff, elves, fantasy, garden gnome, gardengnomes
Red Medusa Tapestry
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Description: A lovely red Medusa. I apologize in advance if you or a loved one have already looked at this and have turned fully or partially to stone.

Tags: ancient greek, arts, creature, gorgon, greek

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