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Camp Crystal Lake Hat
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Description: Join us for fun in the sun!

Tags: crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, halloween, horror

Camp Crystal Lake Hat

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Camp Crystal Lake Hat
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Description: Time for fun under the sun!

Tags: crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, halloween, horror

Camp Crystal Lake Hat

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Camp Crystal Lick Hat
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Description: Now with more gore!

Tags: crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, halloween, horror

Camp Crystal Lick Hat

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Camp Crystal Lick Hat
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Description: No, I can't just fix it with a marker!

Tags: crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, halloween, horror

Camp Crystal Lick Hat

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AGO Rainbow Hat
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Description: The ArchGAMEologist is putting his reputation on the line!

Tags: 80s, 90s, game, gamer, games

AGO Rainbow Hat

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The ArchGAMEologist Pizza Hat
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Description: Delivered to you in 20 minutes or more depending on how long the video is.

Tags: 80s, 90s, dinosaur, game, gamer

The ArchGAMEologist Pizza Hat

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Lemon on a Pear! Hat
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Description: Whoa, we're half way there...

Tags: 80s, 80s music, band, cute, food

Lemon on a Pear! Hat

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ArchGAMEologist Speedruns On Elm St Hat
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Description: The only way to survive Elm Street is with speed, skill, luck, and copious amounts of coffee & hair metal.

Tags: coffee, gamer, gaming, halloween, horror
ArchGAMEologist Speedruns On Coffee Hat
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Description: The only way to achieve number 1 is with speed, skill, luck, and copious amounts of coffee.

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, game, gamer, gaming
The ArchGAMEologist Logo V3.0 Hat
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Description: Join the Revolution

Tags: 16 bit, gaming, retro, retro games, retro gaming

The ArchGAMEologist Logo V3.0 Hat

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Slipnutz Hat
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Description: I slipped on some nuts.

Tags: conan, conan obrien, music, nu metal, parody design

Slipnutz Hat

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Zombies Ate My ArchGAMEologist Hat
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Description: 55 Un-DEAD-ly Levels of Design

Tags: 80s, 90s, gamer, gaming, retro

Zombies Ate My ArchGAMEologist Hat

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Welcome to My Nightmare Hat
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Description: One, Two, The ArchGAMEologist is gonna play you...

Tags: 80s, 8bit, 8bitgames, gamer, gaming

Welcome to My Nightmare Hat

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The ArchGAMEologist Logo V2.0 Hat
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Description: The ArchGAMEologist does what Nintendon't.

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, gamer, games, gaming

The ArchGAMEologist Logo V2.0 Hat

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The ArchGAMEologist Logo Hat
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Description: Where we’re going, we don’t need cheat codes…

Tags: gamer, gaming, retro, retro gaming, retro gaming old school vintage

The ArchGAMEologist Logo Hat

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Monsieur Toast Hat
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Description: Stale bread makes the best French Toast

Tags: bread, breakfast, food, france, french

Monsieur Toast Hat

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Saturday the 14th Hat
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Description: You and your friends are dead, and Jason is sad that it's now Saturday the 14th. Game Over.

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, fridaythe13th, halloween, horror

Saturday the 14th Hat

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Little Nero's Pizza Hat
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Description: Little Nero's Pizza delivers in 20 mins or it's free!

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, comedy, kevin mccallister, little neros pizza

Little Nero's Pizza Hat

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Little Nero's Pizza Distressed Hat
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Description: Little Nero's Pizza delivers in 20 mins or it's free!

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, comedy, kevin mccallister, little neros pizza

Little Nero's Pizza Distressed Hat

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The Stuff Hat
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Description: Enuff is Never Enuff of The Stuff! Distressed Version

Tags: 80s, cult classic, cult movies, dessert, horror

The Stuff Hat

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The Stuff Hat
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Description: Enuff is Never Enuff of The Stuff!

Tags: 80s, cult classic, cult movies, dessert, horror

The Stuff Hat

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JAWS 19 Logo Hat
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Description: This Time It's Really REALLY Personal

Tags: shark, shark week, shark jaws, great white shark, shark attack

JAWS 19 Logo Hat

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JAW 19 Poster Hat
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Description: This Time It's Really REALLY Personal

Tags: shark, shark week, shark jaws, great white shark, shark attack

JAW 19 Poster Hat

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McFast Food Halloween Pails Hat
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Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy, but because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Tags: 80s, burger, fast food, food, ghost

McFast Food Halloween Pails Hat

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Kowabunga, DUDES! Hat

Description: Time to hang-10 with the TMNT in the sewers! KOWABUNGA DUDES!

Tags: donatello, leonardo, michelangelo, ninja, ninja turtles

Kowabunga, DUDES! Hat

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Good Burger Advertisement Hat
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Description: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Tags: 90s, all that, kenan and kel, nickelodeon, retro

Good Burger Advertisement Hat

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Good Burger Distressed Advertisement Hat
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Description: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Tags: 90s, all that, kenan and kel, nickelodeon, retro
DRUGS! Hat
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Description: Based on an illustration from a "Chick tract"; mini comics handed out to teach Christian morals to the unsuspecting youth! Also, DRUGS!

Tags: 420, parody, pot, smoking, stoner

DRUGS! Hat

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WYLD STALLYNS Logo Hat
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Description: Be EXCELLENT To Each Other!

Tags: keanu reeves, vintage, wyld stallyns, retro, bill and teds excellent adventure

WYLD STALLYNS Logo Hat

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The Breakfast Cereal Club Hat
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Description: Don't You (Forget About Milk)

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, boo berry, breakfast club, cereal

The Breakfast Cereal Club Hat

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Friday the Cureteenth Hat
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Description: Monday, I will stab your head, Tuesday, Wednesday, fill you with dread, Thursday, all your friends are dead...

Tags: goth, halloween, horror, humor, jason

Friday the Cureteenth Hat

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Quit Playin' Games With My Heart Hat
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Description: Sometimes I wish I could turn back time Impossible as it may seem But I wish I could so bad, baby

Tags: arcade, arcade game, broken heart, gamer, games
Autumn Waves Hat
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Description: Do you jive with the relaxing waves, or are you gonna be a dork and not buy this?

Tags: 70s aesthetic, 80s fashion, 70s style, 70s fashion, vintage

Autumn Waves Hat

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What Would Sam Do? Hat
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Description: We should all strive to be like Dr Sam Beckett.

Tags: sci fi, retro, sam beckett, oh boy, tv series

What Would Sam Do? Hat

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Don't Do Drugs Hat
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Description: Well, there's these two guys in school, Jesse and Jeff. Jeff does drugs and he tries to get us to do it too. Jesse thinks he's cool because he hangs out with Jeff.

Tags: 420, 80s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s tv

Don't Do Drugs Hat

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Halloweenie Hat
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Description: On today’s adventure, Pete and Pete face off against the evil Punkin Eters gang!

Tags: 90s, artie the strongest man in the world, autumn, costumes, fall

Halloweenie Hat

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