Tapestries
Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy, but because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?
Description: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Description: Todays experiment is a classic tv show that will live on forever, in the not too distant future aboard the Satellite of Love.
MST3K Tapestry
$30
Description: All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy
REDRUM Tapestry
$30
Description: All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy
Description: You and your friends have decided to play a nice fantasy tabletop role-playing game together. You roll up characters, come up with a great story and then what? Are you going to play it safe in a game where you fight dragons and traverse dungeons? Heck no! You ROLL FAST, you CRIT HARD and you pray to your gods that you leave a GOOD LOOKING CHARACTER SHEET!
Royalty Tapestry
$30