Brian POWER!

Description: The ArchGAMEologist is putting his reputation on the line!

Description: Delivered to you in 20 minutes or more depending on how long the video is.

Description: Whoa, we're half way there...

Description: The only way to survive Elm Street is with speed, skill, luck, and copious amounts of coffee & hair metal.

Description: The only way to achieve number 1 is with speed, skill, luck, and copious amounts of coffee.

Description: Join the Revolution

Description: I slipped on some nuts.

Description: 55 Un-DEAD-ly Levels of Design

Description: One, Two, The ArchGAMEologist is gonna play you...

Description: Are the creatures of your nightmares giving you the morbs? Try the Victorian Birthing Chainsaw!

Description: The ArchGAMEologist does what Nintendon't.

Description: Where we’re going, we don’t need cheat codes…

Description: Stale bread makes the best French Toast

Description: You and your friends are dead, and Jason is sad that it's now Saturday the 14th. Game Over.

Description: Little Nero's Pizza delivers in 20 mins or it's free!

Description: Little Nero's Pizza delivers in 20 mins or it's free!

Description: Enuff is Never Enuff of The Stuff! Distressed Version

Description: Enuff is Never Enuff of The Stuff!

Description: This Time It's Really REALLY Personal

Description: This Time It's Really REALLY Personal

Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy, but because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Description: Time to hang-10 with the TMNT in the sewers! KOWABUNGA DUDES!

Description: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Description: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Description: Based on an illustration from a "Chick tract"; mini comics handed out to teach Christian morals to the unsuspecting youth! Also, DRUGS!

Description: Be EXCELLENT To Each Other!

Description: Don't You (Forget About Milk)

Description: Monday, I will stab your head, Tuesday, Wednesday, fill you with dread, Thursday, all your friends are dead...

Description: Sometimes I wish I could turn back time Impossible as it may seem But I wish I could so bad, baby

Description: Do you jive with the relaxing waves, or are you gonna be a dork and not buy this?

Description: Well, there's these two guys in school, Jesse and Jeff. Jeff does drugs and he tries to get us to do it too. Jesse thinks he's cool because he hangs out with Jeff.

Description: On today’s adventure, Pete and Pete face off against the evil Punkin Eters gang!

Description: Evil has come home... to carve a Jack 'o' lantern!

Description: The Boogeyman Is Coming

Description: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Description: Todays experiment is a classic tv show that will live on forever, in the not too distant future aboard the Satellite of Love.