FREE US Shipping for Orders  $70+

Socks

Christmas Vacation Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Tags: griswold family, griswald, holidays, christmas vacation, chevy chase
MST3K Socks

Description: Todays experiment is a classic tv show that will live on forever, in the not too distant future aboard the Satellite of Love.

Tags: bmovie, b movies, joel hodgson, jonah ray, gypsy
REDRUM Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy

Tags: shining, horror, redrum, typewriter, overlook hotel
REDRUM in frame Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy All work and no play make Jack a dull boy

Tags: jack nicholson, jack torrance, overlook hotel, stanley kubrick, room 237
Fresh Air, Don't Care Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Fresh Air, Don't Care

Tags: mountains, camper, nature, campfire, hiking
Roll Fast, Crit Hard Socks

Description: You and your friends have decided to play a nice fantasy tabletop role-playing game together. You roll up characters, come up with a great story and then what? Are you going to play it safe in a game where you fight dragons and traverse dungeons? Heck no! You ROLL FAST, you CRIT HARD and you pray to your gods that you leave a GOOD LOOKING CHARACTER SHEET!

Tags: crit, fantasy, gamer, live fast die young, critical fail
Royalty Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Far across the universe, a royal queen stands for her portrait.

Tags: aliens, crown, space, squid, tentacle
THE JOHNNY KARATE SUPER AWESOME MUSICAL EXPLOSION SHOW Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Pawnee's favorite doofus Andy with his very own Johnny Karate t-shirt!

Tags: chris pratt, ron swanson, leslie knope, parks and recreation, pawnee
Space Walk the Neon Nebula Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Lost in the waves of a neon eternity

Tags: galaxy, cosmic, retrowave, skull, vaporwave
Space Walk the Neon Nebula Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Lost in the waves of a neon eternity

Tags: astronaut, vaporwave aesthetic, stars, cosmos, 80s
Space Walk the Black and Neon Nebula Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Lost in the waves of a neon eternity

Tags: space, astronaut, stars, galaxy, sci fi
Screaming Skull, Now In PINK Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Sometimes you gotta scream your head (skull) off!

Tags: dead, horror, scary, spooky, skulls
Screaming Skull Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Sometimes you gotta scream your head (skull) off!

Tags: dead, art, monster, creature, spooky
Screaming Skull with Purple Paint Smear Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Sometimes you gotta scream your head (skull) off!

Tags: monsters, creature, dead, art, scary
Screaming Skull with White Paint Smear Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Sometimes you gotta scream your head (skull) off!

Tags: death, skeleton, halloween, scary, monster
TerrorVision Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: TerrorVision is the 1986 "classic" about an alien accidentally sent to Earth, via the Putterman family's new satellite dish!

Tags: movie, horror, alien, creature, sci fi movies
Trumpster Fire Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Human personification of hot fire in a garbage dumpster

Tags: donald trump, dumpster, dumpster fire, politics, president
Trumpster Fire Outlined Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Human personification of hot fire in a garbage dumpster, but with an outline!

Tags: dumpster fire, donald trump, dumpster, election, president
Bloody Facebook Fist Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Kill your Facebook.

Tags: like, thumb, bloody, fist, online
Pumpkin Pail Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Nothing's better than a pumpkin pail full of candy!

Tags: skeleton, vampire, spoopy, pail, candy
Trick r Treat Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: You come to full alert as you hear the doorbell chime *Ding Dong* You'd better hurry; you don't want to be egged or TP'd. You rush to the front of the house, grabbing the bowl of candy with one hand while swinging open the door with the other. The little demons yell with excitement "Trick or Treat!" Better give them what they want...

Tags: candy, pumpkin, jack o lantern, autumn, skeleton
McPunk'n Trick or Treat Pail Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Tags: jack o lantern, pumpkin, trick or treat, candy, mcdonalds
McBoo Trick or Treat Pail Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Tags: jack o lantern, ghost, holiday, pumpkin, candy
McGoblin Trick or Treat Pail Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Tags: holiday, bucket, pail, witch, scary
McWitch Trick or Treat Pail Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: It's the mid 80's to early 90's. It's October and you beg your parents all month to bring you to McDonalds. You want, no NEED to get a Happy Meal. Not just for the toy, but because Halloween at McDonalds means one thing: Happy Meal Trick or Treat pails. Which one will you get?

Tags: mcdonalds, happy meal, spooky, costume, trick or treat
The Witch Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Witch will really put a spell on you, and then she’ll make you give up all your candy!

Tags: creature from the black lagoon, devil, ghost, monster, candy
The Werewolf Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Werewolf might be a beast, but give him some candy and he’ll be as loyal as a puppy!

Tags: scarecrow, mummy, witch, vampire, devil
The Vampire Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Vampire may be undead, but he just lives for candy!

Tags: ghost, devil, creature from the black lagoon, jack o lantern, pumpkin
The Scarecrow Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Scarecrow may look frightening, but all she wants is the candy and no one gets hurt!

Tags: trick or treat, frankenstein, candy, witch, october
The Mummy Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Mummy can’t keep his secret under wraps any longer. The Mummy wants candy!

Tags: ghost, monster, creature from the black lagoon, devil, vampire
The Monster Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Monster may not say much, but when he does talk, he’s usually demanding candy!

Tags: jack o lantern, creature from the black lagoon, october, pumpkin, monster
The Ghoul Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Ghoul only has one thing on his brain: CANDY!

Tags: october, candy, trick or treat, vampire, witch
The Ghost Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: Just because you can see through the Ghost, that doesn’t mean he’s being transparent. He wants his candy!

Tags: ghost, monster, creature from the black lagoon, devil, vampire
The Devil Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: The Devil wants his due, and that means candy!

Tags: frankenstein, vampire, witch, mummy, scarecrow
The Creature Socks
Main Tag:  

Description: This is the Creature! Creature likes his candy. Give Creature candy.

Tags: trick or treat, frankenstein, mummy, scarecrow, vampire

Cart Preview (0)

You're $70.00 Away from FREE US Shipping!
$0
$70

Powered by

TeePublic

Sort & Filter