Description: For as long as I can remember, Dad always parted ways with a "Toodles!" Growing up, I thought it was completely embarrassing. But over the years, as friends and family started adopting it, I realized it wasn't just a quirky catchphrase—it was a legacy. This one is for you Dad.
Description: Allergy season got you feeling like a walking tissue commercial? Embrace the chaos with this "Keep Calm and Sniffle On" tee. Featuring the botanical culprits behind your itchy eyes and constant sneezing, this design is the perfect way to wear your allergy struggles with a sense of humor. Stay calm, grab an antihistamine, and sniffle on in style!
Description: "Take off to the Great White North with this classic quote from the legendary hosers. Whether you're at the hockey rink or the donut shop, show off your love for 80s cult cinema and Canadian humor. It’s my last one, it’s a jelly—the perfect gift for any fan of Strange Brew and the McKenzie brothers. Beauty, eh?"
Description: "Celebrate Canadian pride with a vintage 70s twist. This unique design features the iconic Trans Am Phoenix rising in the colors of the Canada flag. Perfect for classic car enthusiasts, Firebird fans, and anyone who loves retro Canadiana. Great for Canada Day or as a nostalgic gift for car lovers."
Description: “I’m An Acquired Taste” says it all. You’re not loud. You’re not obvious. You’re the kind of person people learn to appreciate. The Roman XX stamp seals the deal with a nod to aged quality and unapologetic character. Perfect for anyone who knows their worth, doesn’t chase approval, and wears their personality like a premium label.
Description: Take off to the Great White North with this inspired design from the cult classic, Strange Brew. For those who understand the reference, this shirt will be a great conversation starter among friends or at parties. At minimum, it can help educate people of a great piece of Canadiana that should not be forgotten.
Description: Welcome to Un-Stable Farm, where the conditions are ideal for riding horses in the beautiful and quiet countryside. The trainers, stable hands, and owners however have personal grudges or unresolved conflicts, leading to accusations of favoritism, gossip, and backstabbing. Do your best to tame the horses and avoid the strained personal relationships and entanglements.
Description: This design is your go-to guide for dodging the drama and high-maintenance attitudes often seen on reality shows like the "Housewives." Featuring a witty checklist of red flags—such as constant materialism, an obsession with luxury, and a love for attention and of course, the love of crying and drams. Perfect for those who value genuine connections over superficial relationships, it’s a light-hearted reminder to keep your standards high and your stress levels low. Wear it as a playful statement or gift it to a friend who could use some dating advice!
Description: Every summer, a unique migration takes place, not of birds, but of Blue Jays baseball fans. These die-hard supporters embark on a pilgrimage southward to the city of Seattle, to witness their beloved Blue Jays face off against the Mariners. This annual tradition is more than just a series of baseball games; it's a testament to the unbreakable bond between fans and their team. This shirt design combines a west coast indigenous theme and brings the two teams logo's together, to represent what it's like to be a supporter of Canada's team on the west.
Description: "Join the elite ranks of Floppers FC, where every touch is a yellow card and the grass is our favorite place to nap. This funny soccer shirt is perfect for the teammate who always 'embellishes' contact or the fan who loves to mock the beautiful game's most dramatic moments. Great for Sunday League players, soccer dads, and anyone who knows that a slight breeze is enough to win a penalty."
Description: "At the end of the day" is like the grand finale of a fireworks show, where after all the dazzling debates and sparkling details, the biggest and brightest conclusion lights up the sky. It's used daily at the office to summarize a point that someone is getting across and it's now a simple shirt to say, when its all said it done, I walk the walk and talk the talk.
Description: Not everyone wants a wise ass, so why not have a shirt for the dumb ass' out there.
Dumb Ass T-Shirt
$24
Description: Nothing beats going out for a drink in a tough bar small town bar. The decor is forever 90's, with neon signs casting a harsh glow on the scuffed wooden dance floor, which is surrounded by spongey, dated carpet saturated from years of alcoholic abuse. The beer is cold, so enjoy a toast to this design, which pays homage to the rough around the edges - small town working-class folks, bikers, or locals who talk in an unspoken code of respect to the night out on the town.
Description: Nothing beats going out for a drink in a tough bar small town bar. The decor is forever 90's, with neon signs casting a harsh glow on the scuffed wooden dance floor, which is surrounded by spongey, dated carpet saturated from years of alcoholic abuse and end the night with a Deputy Dog from the street vendor. The beer is cold, so enjoy a toast to this design, which pays homage to the rough around the edges - small town working-class folks, bikers, or locals who talk in an unspoken code of respect to the night out on the town.
Description: From the moment you were born, you brought a whirlwind of surprise and joy, just like the day you shocked your parents with your impending arrival . Your parents may have gasped at first, but that quickly turned into "What did we ever do without you?". You are a daily reminder that "Happy Accidents" are welcome surprises!
Description: The term "triggered" has evolved significantly in popular culture and social discourse, particularly when associated with recent generations. Initially rooted in psychology, "triggered" described a strong emotional response, often tied to trauma. However, its contemporary usage has broadened and sometimes become more derogatory.
Description: Embrace momentum with our 'Keep Moving Forward' t-shirt. This design is a reminder to persevere through life's challenges, never losing sight of your goals. Let it inspire you to push past obstacles and strive for progress. Wear it proudly and keep moving forward, one step at a time.