Socks
Description: "Take off to the Great White North with this classic quote from the legendary hosers. Whether you're at the hockey rink or the donut shop, show off your love for 80s cult cinema and Canadian humor. It’s my last one, it’s a jelly—the perfect gift for any fan of Strange Brew and the McKenzie brothers. Beauty, eh?"
Description: "Celebrate Canadian pride with a vintage 70s twist. This unique design features the iconic Trans Am Phoenix rising in the colors of the Canada flag. Perfect for classic car enthusiasts, Firebird fans, and anyone who loves retro Canadiana. Great for Canada Day or as a nostalgic gift for car lovers."
Description: Take off to the Great White North with this inspired design from the cult classic, Strange Brew. For those who understand the reference, this shirt will be a great conversation starter among friends or at parties. At minimum, it can help educate people of a great piece of Canadiana that should not be forgotten.
Description: Your doctor has confirmed it, you can no longer eat tasty bread, pastries or pizza and you can no longer enjoy a refreshing beer with that meal. You've been relegated to the Gluten Free community. You are officially Gluten Challenged, or also known as... Glutarded.
Glutarded Socks
$20
Description: Welcome to Un-Stable Farm, where the conditions are ideal for riding horses in the beautiful and quiet countryside. The trainers, stable hands, and owners however have personal grudges or unresolved conflicts, leading to accusations of favoritism, gossip, and backstabbing. Do your best to tame the horses and avoid the strained personal relationships and entanglements.
Description: This design is your go-to guide for dodging the drama and high-maintenance attitudes often seen on reality shows like the "Housewives." Featuring a witty checklist of red flags—such as constant materialism, an obsession with luxury, and a love for attention and of course, the love of crying and drams. Perfect for those who value genuine connections over superficial relationships, it’s a light-hearted reminder to keep your standards high and your stress levels low. Wear it as a playful statement or gift it to a friend who could use some dating advice!
Description: Every summer, a unique migration takes place, not of birds, but of Blue Jays baseball fans. These die-hard supporters embark on a pilgrimage southward to the city of Seattle, to witness their beloved Blue Jays face off against the Mariners. This annual tradition is more than just a series of baseball games; it's a testament to the unbreakable bond between fans and their team. This shirt design combines a west coast indigenous theme and brings the two teams logo's together, to represent what it's like to be a supporter of Canada's team on the west.
Description: "Join the elite ranks of Floppers FC, where every touch is a yellow card and the grass is our favorite place to nap. This funny soccer shirt is perfect for the teammate who always 'embellishes' contact or the fan who loves to mock the beautiful game's most dramatic moments. Great for Sunday League players, soccer dads, and anyone who knows that a slight breeze is enough to win a penalty."
Description: Nothing beats going out for a drink in a tough bar small town bar. The decor is forever 90's, with neon signs casting a harsh glow on the scuffed wooden dance floor, which is surrounded by spongey, dated carpet saturated from years of alcoholic abuse. The beer is cold, so enjoy a toast to this design, which pays homage to the rough around the edges - small town working-class folks, bikers, or locals who talk in an unspoken code of respect to the night out on the town.
Description: Nothing beats going out for a drink in a tough bar small town bar. The decor is forever 90's, with neon signs casting a harsh glow on the scuffed wooden dance floor, which is surrounded by spongey, dated carpet saturated from years of alcoholic abuse and end the night with a Deputy Dog from the street vendor. The beer is cold, so enjoy a toast to this design, which pays homage to the rough around the edges - small town working-class folks, bikers, or locals who talk in an unspoken code of respect to the night out on the town.
Description: From the moment you were born, you brought a whirlwind of surprise and joy, just like the day you shocked your parents with your impending arrival . Your parents may have gasped at first, but that quickly turned into "What did we ever do without you?". You are a daily reminder that "Happy Accidents" are welcome surprises!
Description: The term "triggered" has evolved significantly in popular culture and social discourse, particularly when associated with recent generations. Initially rooted in psychology, "triggered" described a strong emotional response, often tied to trauma. However, its contemporary usage has broadened and sometimes become more derogatory.
Description: Embrace momentum with our 'Keep Moving Forward' t-shirt. This design is a reminder to persevere through life's challenges, never losing sight of your goals. Let it inspire you to push past obstacles and strive for progress. Wear it proudly and keep moving forward, one step at a time.
Description: Behold, the champion of customer service, the master of merchandising, the undeniable office rockstar, the undisputed Employee of the Month! This shirt isn't just fabric; it's a trophy, a testament to hard work, dedication, and sheer awesomeness. Wear it with pride, because you're not just wearing a shirt — you're wearing success!
