Shorts
Description: "Take off to the Great White North with this classic quote from the legendary hosers. Whether you're at the hockey rink or the donut shop, show off your love for 80s cult cinema and Canadian humor. It’s my last one, it’s a jelly—the perfect gift for any fan of Strange Brew and the McKenzie brothers. Beauty, eh?"
Description: "Celebrate Canadian pride with a vintage 70s twist. This unique design features the iconic Trans Am Phoenix rising in the colors of the Canada flag. Perfect for classic car enthusiasts, Firebird fans, and anyone who loves retro Canadiana. Great for Canada Day or as a nostalgic gift for car lovers."
Description: “I’m An Acquired Taste” says it all. You’re not loud. You’re not obvious. You’re the kind of person people learn to appreciate. The Roman XX stamp seals the deal with a nod to aged quality and unapologetic character. Perfect for anyone who knows their worth, doesn’t chase approval, and wears their personality like a premium label.
Description: This design is your go-to guide for dodging the drama and high-maintenance attitudes often seen on reality shows like the "Housewives." Featuring a witty checklist of red flags—such as constant materialism, an obsession with luxury, and a love for attention and of course, the love of crying and drams. Perfect for those who value genuine connections over superficial relationships, it’s a light-hearted reminder to keep your standards high and your stress levels low. Wear it as a playful statement or gift it to a friend who could use some dating advice!
Description: Not everyone wants a wise ass, so why not have a shirt for the dumb ass' out there.
Dumb Ass Shorts
$27
Description: Nothing beats going out for a drink in a tough bar small town bar. The decor is forever 90's, with neon signs casting a harsh glow on the scuffed wooden dance floor, which is surrounded by spongey, dated carpet saturated from years of alcoholic abuse and end the night with a Deputy Dog from the street vendor. The beer is cold, so enjoy a toast to this design, which pays homage to the rough around the edges - small town working-class folks, bikers, or locals who talk in an unspoken code of respect to the night out on the town.