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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD? Mostly, these designs are reconstructions of ephemeral relics from the better days of the USA.

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Darwin Says I Am A Sex Object Card
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Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Tags: bar, beautiful woman, cute girl, evolution, funny

Darwin Says I Am A Sex Object Card

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Darwin Says You Are A Sex Object Card
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Description: don't blame me, it's selection

Tags: bar, evolution, funny

Darwin Says You Are A Sex Object Card

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Spanish Armada Card
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Description: Why bother?!

Tags: british

Spanish Armada Card

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Pan Gringe Card

Description: yeah right - who are you kidding?!

Tags: dialogue, french fries

Pan Gringe Card

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1960s Pop Art Card

Description: Like it makes a difference.

Tags: pop art, trippy, warhol

1960s Pop Art Card

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sPlatterKep Card
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Description: 30th anniversary logo.

Tags: band, logo

sPlatterKep Card

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Skull 'n Bones Card

Description: Wear your insides when you go out.

Tags: 18th century, pirate

Skull 'n Bones Card

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Kapow! Card

Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Tags: bam, fight, hand crafted, pow, retro

Kapow! Card

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EEE-YOW! Card

Description: BAM! POW! A dark, brooding vigilante patrols a crime-filled city, using his skills, intelligence, and advanced gadgets to fight injustice and bring down corrupt criminals.

Tags: bam, fight, hand crafted, pow, retro

EEE-YOW! Card

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wrath Card
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Description: whatever...

Tags: who cares

wrath Card

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VENGEANCE Card
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Description: Whatever....

Tags: whatever

VENGEANCE Card

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TART Card
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Description: If you like the band HEART you should wear this.

Tags: chicks, hearts, lips, rock and roll, little queen

TART Card

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Back To Mono Card

Description: Are you AM? FM? Wear it. Don't. It's up to you.

Tags: am radio, fm radio, vinyl, vinyl collector, vinyl record

Back To Mono Card

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Rob Someone Else Card
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Description: You know what to do first, then what comes later.

Tags: anti crime, gun rights, guns, conceal carry, second amendment

Rob Someone Else Card

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BCCA Card
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Description: I was a card-carrying member of thre BCCA when in junior high school long ago.

Tags: americana, beer, patch

BCCA Card

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wdca tv 20 Card

Description: Distressed classic tv station logo

Tags: 1970s, dc, distressed, logo, retro

wdca tv 20 Card

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Your 21st Century AI Girlfriend Card

Description: This is the face of a beautiful girl adorned with old media such as cassette tape, computer floppy disks and printer ribbons. Stare into the vortex of her face and see your future.

Tags: ai, beautiful woman, bot, cassette, cassette tape

Your 21st Century AI Girlfriend Card

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My Parents Went to Oceania & All I Got Was Vaporized Card
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Description: Big Brother tells us not wearing this shirt is doubleplusungood.

Tags: 1984, book, doubleplusungood, literature, ministry of love
Your Place Or Meine? Card

Description: Wear this and it's blouse-popping time.

Tags: band, classic rock, indie, indie band, logo

Your Place Or Meine? Card

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Irish Lives Mutter Card
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Description: Irishmen are known to mutter: grudges, oaths, vows, threats, feuds, curses and more. Try to forgive, never forget.

Tags: feud, fight, grudge, ireland, irish

Irish Lives Mutter Card

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Blue Oyster Cult. OYFOOYK: On Your Feet... Card

Description: If you are a fan of The BOC, you should wear this proudly, and give it to every. single. person. you ever meet.

Tags: boc, classic rock, typography, umlaut

Blue Oyster Cult. OYFOOYK: On Your Feet... Card

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KEMP MILL RECORDS distressed Card

Description: This distressed tee is a great gift for yourself or anyone else who digs vinyl, tapes & good music, especially if you're from DC, Maryland or Virginia.

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, albums, dark knight, dc

KEMP MILL RECORDS distressed Card

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Barfly Barbie Card

Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Tags: 1960s, 1970s, action figure, barbie doll, dive bar

Barfly Barbie Card

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Barfly Card

Description: Barfly Barbie had a great action figure.

Tags: 1960s, 1970s, dive bar, funny, logo

Barfly Card

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Blessed Sacrament CYO Champs 1949 Card

Description: 1949: Blessed Sacrament CYO Football Championship Patch

Tags: 1940s, 1949, award, bss, cyo

Blessed Sacrament CYO Champs 1949 Card

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Your Music Stinks Card

Description: Do you know what's good?

Tags: patriotism, generation gap, uncle sam, quality

Your Music Stinks Card

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All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy Number 2 Card
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Description: Get the facts, Jack.

Tags: film, typewriter, distressed, typograpgy, kubrick
All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy Card
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Description: Get the facts, Jack.

Tags: distressed, film, kubrick, typewriter, typograpgy

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy Card

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Is Your Last Name Oetting? Card
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Description: Otto Oetting was a hatter in Pittsburgh 100 years ago. This logo from his business (circa 1913) spells out the Oetting surname.

Tags: logo, pittsburgh, typography

Is Your Last Name Oetting? Card

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Carmody's Irish Pub Card
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Description: Buy it. Wear it. You know you want to. Even better: give it as a gift to the Carmody you love most.

Tags: ireland, irish, irish bar, irish pub, pub

Carmody's Irish Pub Card

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Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Card
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: vegan, vegan art, veganism, vegetarian

Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Card

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Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Card
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: lynyrd skynyrd, vegan, vegan art, vegan gift, veganism

Vegetarian Is Not Vegan, v1 Card

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From Vegetarian To Vegan, v4 Card
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Description: Are you proud to be Vegan? Say so!

Tags: vegan design, vegan, vegan gift

From Vegetarian To Vegan, v4 Card

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Vegetarian Card

Description: Drummer Artimus Pyle wears a shirt with this word on the cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors LP.

Tags: 1970s music, classic rock, healthy, lynyrd skynyrd hard rock band, vegan

Vegetarian Card

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You May All Go To Hell And I Will Go To Texas Card
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Description: Davy Crockett said this in 1835 after losing his bid for the U.S. Congress. You owe it to the 28th state to wear this. This historic design features a distressed Texas flag and an authentic sword-in-hand symbol representing Texan Revolutionary fervor of the 19th century.

Tags: 1835, alamo, davy crockett, distressed, distressed flag

You May All Go To Hell And I Will Go To Texas Card

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Just Say Moe Card
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Description: I used to wear a shirt with Moe Howard's face and this motto when I was in college. I decided to redo it with a look appropriate to its era. This photo of Moe Howard is in a black circle with a white border and the caption JUST SAY MOE, in semi-circular gradient sans-serif Art Deco lettering. Buy this as a gift: Everyone Loves The 3 Stooges.

Tags: comedy, just say no, moe, moe howard, three stooges

Just Say Moe Card

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