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The adventures of Darbo Card
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Description: The Great Darbo, super adventurer is travelling with her loyal pack of loyal Guinea pigs, pulling her on her sled.

Tags: adventure, animal, cute, funny, guinea pig

The adventures of Darbo Card

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Beagles Card
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Description: All you need is woof, the brand the new meat beat loving combo will be a bone-a-fide hit!

Tags: beagle dog, beagle funny, beagle lover, dog, dog lover

Beagles Card

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Zombie fried eggs Card
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Description: Zombie fried eggs, like Zombified, you dig? Or Zeggs if you like, but yummy, runny and likely to bite back, only yolking !

Tags: egg, eggs, food, fried egg, fun

Zombie fried eggs Card

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Whore Wars Episode 24: Revenge of the pimps Card

Description: The blockbuster long running franchise continues, commemorated with this exclusive merchandise

Tags: blacksploitation, comedy, exploitation, hollywood, misogyny
E-Animal Farm Card
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Description: Not all animals are built equally, there's always an upgrade.

Tags: artificial intelligence, cow, electronic, farm, machine

E-Animal Farm Card

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Tender Card
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Description: So you don't think chickens date too? A new app to cater for all poultry of all genders and sexual identities, just flap right for love!

Tags: app, birds, chicken lover, chicken mom, dating

Tender Card

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Donald loves.... Card
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Description: Its ok to love, even seemingly forbidden love, the kind of love a person might deny even though its obvious to everyone ;p

Tags: avian, cockerel, goofy, humor, love

Donald loves.... Card

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El Tayto Card
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Description: The Spanish speaking super star bull fighting spud. A legend in his sport and pretty tasty when sliced up and baked. Based around two real life inspirations, Antonio "Tato" Sanchez the 19th century Matador (bull fighter) and Tayto, the brand of Irish potato chip (crisp).

Tags: bull fighter, food, fun, humor, legend

El Tayto Card

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Fecal Batter Card
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Description: New yummy cuisine from Fred's Fryery, crunchy batter and a warm, soft, gooey centre!

Tags: batter, poo, emoji, happy, shit

Fecal Batter Card

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Weevil Card
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Description: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Weevil, nor its projectile torrent of vomit!

Tags: darkness, demon, nature, horror, devil

Weevil Card

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Contagion Card
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Description: Wash your hands, use a tissue, wipe down handles, screens and gym equipment, simple things, its what you know not WHO you know.

Tags: bacteria, corona virus 2020, coronavirus, social distancing, covid 19

Contagion Card

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Virtual future Card

Description: A metaverse future is coming, where we spend our lives, who needs nature and physical contact, when we can meet new people in a world of pixels, any world you can imagine. Reality is overrated while the waters rise.

Tags: real, pixel, game, oculus, virtual

Virtual future Card

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Wormhole Card
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Description: Collect all data possible. Learn all that is learnable. Return that information to its Creator.

Tags: star, wormhole, sci fi, stars, trekkie

Wormhole Card

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Female Mutant Card
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Description: lurching through the pitch black of the catacombs of caves they call home, the female of the wasteland mutant species, emerge when they hear the mating call of the males out in the radioactive wastes.

Tags: monster, post apocalyptic, nocturnal, atomic, evolution

Female Mutant Card

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Wasteland mutant man Card
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Description: The mutant rises from his burrow in the radioactive desert to bellow a mating call, watch for a female, they often can be found in the nearby caves.

Tags: radioactive, mutants, future, atom, post apocalyptic

Wasteland mutant man Card

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Cultist Card
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Description: His will is divine, he will sway your heart and you will follow him unto death, his sacrificial blade shall claim your beating heart upon the stone altar.

Tags: vintage, scary, retro, horror, cult member

Cultist Card

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Father Spodo Komodo Card
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Description: Who said all people of the cloth had to be people?

Tags: creature, freak, mutation, reptile, reptiles

Father Spodo Komodo Card

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Angel Card
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Angel like her siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, she comes with super jet wings, grasping mechanical feet and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, kids, spoof parody, fun, augmented

Angel Card

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I.Q. Card
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby I.Q. like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with tank treads, 360 swivel, super brain and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, robot, fake, brain, toys

I.Q. Card

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Tank Card
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Tank like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with battle mask, crusher wheels, combat blasters and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, enhanced, spoof, fake, bionic

Tank Card

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Keith Card
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Keith like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with clamping claw hands, super bionic vision and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: fake, spoof parody, parody design, kids, fun

Keith Card

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Invader Card
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Description: They appear as humanoids but they are in fact beings from another world, here to steal our minds for their infinite pleasure, beware their all consuming eyes!

Tags: bmovie, horror, eyes open, eyes, ufo

Invader Card

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Goblin Card
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Description: There are creatures in the woods, Goblins, they watch, they steal, they will eat your cat, so buy a dog!

Tags: fantasy, ork, creepy, scary, monster

Goblin Card

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Cyber Gran Card
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Description: Did Gran really go to the afterlife or does she now reside as a ghost in the machine, haunting the internet and spying on the filth you are browsing and blocking your connection.

Tags: grandma, cyber, internet, sci fi, grandpa

Cyber Gran Card

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Hunter Card

Description: A Spectral Hunter, tasked with tracking and pacifying supernatural entities with steam punk holy technology.

Tags: ghosts, paranormal investigator, detector, horror, ghost hunting

Hunter Card

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Ghoul Card
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Description: Creepy ghouls lurk in the crypts, feasting on the dead and stealing lost children in the forest.

Tags: demon, dead, undead, creep, monsters

Ghoul Card

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Possessed Card
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Description: Beware the possessed by demons, look for the evil eye in their mouth, they look to spread amongst us

Tags: demon, evil, eye, eyeball, power

Possessed Card

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Djinn - purple Card
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Description: Purple Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: light, genie, princess, lamp, spirit

Djinn - purple Card

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Djinn - blue Card
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Description: Blue Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: genie, entity, blue, fantasy, magic

Djinn - blue Card

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Djinn - red Card
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Description: Red Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: magic, magical, lamp, genie, fantasy

Djinn - red Card

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The Moon over Arches Card
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Description: The Moon has descended to say hi and surprise the wanderers in Utah, with a wink and a cheeky grin, don't let it trick you!

Tags: nature, national park, fun, the moon, arches national park

The Moon over Arches Card

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God in Devon Card
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Description: Devons above, God's on holiday in Devon. enjoying the summer sun, the sandy beaches, the creamy teas and a bit of a surf!

Tags: fun, cream, promotion, summer, parodys

God in Devon Card

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Blue Tits Card
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Description: Mount up, these birds are ready to fly so come on get on my Blue Tits with this cheeky design that is appropriately positioned on tops and t shirts.

Tags: silly, animal, boobs, breasts, aviation

Blue Tits Card

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Christ Woman! Card
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Description: Back from the dead, but this time Christ is a woman and that goddamn woman is gonna kick some sinning ass. "Christ woman! You didn't have to kill him!"

Tags: ridiculous, movie parody, woman, tongue in cheek, comedy

Christ Woman! Card

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Reynolds Card
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Description: There will only ever be one Reynolds, Burt Reynolds and here he is as the mutant with a mouth, tough, charming, quick witted and deadly!

Tags: mouth, film, parody design, burt, powers

Reynolds Card

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Pie Card

Description: The cops are coming for your pie, such greedy pigs!

Tags: cop, policeman, police officer, police, pie

Pie Card

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