Shorts
Description: All you need is woof, the brand the new meat beat loving combo will be a bone-a-fide hit!
Beagles Shorts
$27
Description: So you don't think chickens date too? A new app to cater for all poultry of all genders and sexual identities, just flap right for love!
Tender Shorts
$27
Description: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Weevil, nor its projectile torrent of vomit!
Weevil Shorts
$27
Description: Wash your hands, use a tissue, wipe down handles, screens and gym equipment, simple things, its what you know not WHO you know.
Contagion Shorts
$27
Description: Collect all data possible. Learn all that is learnable. Return that information to its Creator.
Wormhole Shorts
$27
Description: His will is divine, he will sway your heart and you will follow him unto death, his sacrificial blade shall claim your beating heart upon the stone altar.
Cultist Shorts
$27
Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Angel like her siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, she comes with super jet wings, grasping mechanical feet and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!
Angel Shorts
$27
Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby I.Q. like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with tank treads, 360 swivel, super brain and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!
I.Q. Shorts
$27
Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Tank like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with battle mask, crusher wheels, combat blasters and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!
Tank Shorts
$27
Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Keith like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with clamping claw hands, super bionic vision and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!
Keith Shorts
$27
Description: They appear as humanoids but they are in fact beings from another world, here to steal our minds for their infinite pleasure, beware their all consuming eyes!
Invader Shorts
$27
Description: There are creatures in the woods, Goblins, they watch, they steal, they will eat your cat, so buy a dog!
Goblin Shorts
$27
Description: A Spectral Hunter, tasked with tracking and pacifying supernatural entities with steam punk holy technology.
Hunter Shorts
$27
Description: Creepy ghouls lurk in the crypts, feasting on the dead and stealing lost children in the forest.
Ghoul Shorts
$27
Description: Beware the possessed by demons, look for the evil eye in their mouth, they look to spread amongst us
Possessed Shorts
$27
Description: Mount up, these birds are ready to fly so come on get on my Blue Tits with this cheeky design that is appropriately positioned on tops and t shirts.
Blue Tits Shorts
$27
Description: There will only ever be one Reynolds, Burt Reynolds and here he is as the mutant with a mouth, tough, charming, quick witted and deadly!
Reynolds Shorts
$27
Pie Shorts
$27
Chicken Shorts
$27