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E-Animal Farm Hat
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Description: Not all animals are built equally, there's always an upgrade.

Tags: artificial intelligence, cow, electronic, farm, machine

E-Animal Farm Hat

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Tender Hat
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Description: So you don't think chickens date too? A new app to cater for all poultry of all genders and sexual identities, just flap right for love!

Tags: app, birds, chicken lover, chicken mom, dating

Tender Hat

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Donald loves.... Hat
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Description: Its ok to love, even seemingly forbidden love, the kind of love a person might deny even though its obvious to everyone ;p

Tags: avian, cockerel, goofy, humor, love

Donald loves.... Hat

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Fecal Batter Hat
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Description: New yummy cuisine from Fred's Fryery, crunchy batter and a warm, soft, gooey centre!

Tags: batter, poo, emoji, happy, shit

Fecal Batter Hat

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Weevil Hat
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Description: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Weevil, nor its projectile torrent of vomit!

Tags: darkness, demon, nature, horror, devil

Weevil Hat

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Contagion Hat
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Description: Wash your hands, use a tissue, wipe down handles, screens and gym equipment, simple things, its what you know not WHO you know.

Tags: bacteria, corona virus 2020, coronavirus, social distancing, covid 19

Contagion Hat

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Virtual future Hat
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Description: A metaverse future is coming, where we spend our lives, who needs nature and physical contact, when we can meet new people in a world of pixels, any world you can imagine. Reality is overrated while the waters rise.

Tags: real, pixel, game, oculus, virtual

Virtual future Hat

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Wormhole Hat
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Description: Collect all data possible. Learn all that is learnable. Return that information to its Creator.

Tags: star, wormhole, sci fi, stars, trekkie

Wormhole Hat

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Female Mutant Hat
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Description: lurching through the pitch black of the catacombs of caves they call home, the female of the wasteland mutant species, emerge when they hear the mating call of the males out in the radioactive wastes.

Tags: monster, post apocalyptic, nocturnal, atomic, evolution

Female Mutant Hat

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Wasteland mutant man Hat
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Description: The mutant rises from his burrow in the radioactive desert to bellow a mating call, watch for a female, they often can be found in the nearby caves.

Tags: radioactive, mutants, future, atom, post apocalyptic

Wasteland mutant man Hat

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Cultist Hat
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Description: His will is divine, he will sway your heart and you will follow him unto death, his sacrificial blade shall claim your beating heart upon the stone altar.

Tags: vintage, scary, retro, horror, cult member

Cultist Hat

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Father Spodo Komodo Hat
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Description: Who said all people of the cloth had to be people?

Tags: creature, freak, mutation, reptile, reptiles

Father Spodo Komodo Hat

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Angel Hat
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Angel like her siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, she comes with super jet wings, grasping mechanical feet and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, kids, spoof parody, fun, augmented

Angel Hat

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I.Q. Hat
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby I.Q. like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with tank treads, 360 swivel, super brain and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, robot, fake, brain, toys

I.Q. Hat

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Tank Hat
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Tank like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with battle mask, crusher wheels, combat blasters and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: parody design, enhanced, spoof, fake, bionic

Tank Hat

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Keith Hat
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Description: The Battlebot Babies are here new from Crapco toys, Baby Keith like his siblings was grown in a lab and augmented with cyber enhancements, he comes with clamping claw hands, super bionic vision and fully movable limbs, in the shops now!

Tags: fake, spoof parody, parody design, kids, fun

Keith Hat

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Invader Hat
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Description: They appear as humanoids but they are in fact beings from another world, here to steal our minds for their infinite pleasure, beware their all consuming eyes!

Tags: bmovie, horror, eyes open, eyes, ufo

Invader Hat

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Goblin Hat
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Description: There are creatures in the woods, Goblins, they watch, they steal, they will eat your cat, so buy a dog!

Tags: fantasy, ork, creepy, scary, monster

Goblin Hat

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Cyber Gran Hat
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Description: Did Gran really go to the afterlife or does she now reside as a ghost in the machine, haunting the internet and spying on the filth you are browsing and blocking your connection.

Tags: grandma, cyber, internet, sci fi, grandpa

Cyber Gran Hat

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Hunter Hat
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Description: A Spectral Hunter, tasked with tracking and pacifying supernatural entities with steam punk holy technology.

Tags: ghosts, paranormal investigator, detector, horror, ghost hunting

Hunter Hat

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Ghoul Hat
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Description: Creepy ghouls lurk in the crypts, feasting on the dead and stealing lost children in the forest.

Tags: demon, dead, undead, creep, monsters

Ghoul Hat

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Possessed Hat
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Description: Beware the possessed by demons, look for the evil eye in their mouth, they look to spread amongst us

Tags: demon, evil, eye, eyeball, power

Possessed Hat

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Djinn - purple Hat
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Description: Purple Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: light, genie, princess, lamp, spirit

Djinn - purple Hat

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Djinn - blue Hat
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Description: Blue Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: genie, entity, blue, fantasy, magic

Djinn - blue Hat

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Djinn - red Hat
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Description: Red Djinn will obey your wishes, be careful what you wish for and be very specific or you might not like what you get!

Tags: magic, magical, lamp, genie, fantasy

Djinn - red Hat

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The Moon over Arches Hat
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Description: The Moon has descended to say hi and surprise the wanderers in Utah, with a wink and a cheeky grin, don't let it trick you!

Tags: nature, national park, fun, the moon, arches national park

The Moon over Arches Hat

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Christ Woman! Hat
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Description: Back from the dead, but this time Christ is a woman and that goddamn woman is gonna kick some sinning ass. "Christ woman! You didn't have to kill him!"

Tags: ridiculous, movie parody, woman, tongue in cheek, comedy

Christ Woman! Hat

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Reynolds Hat
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Description: There will only ever be one Reynolds, Burt Reynolds and here he is as the mutant with a mouth, tough, charming, quick witted and deadly!

Tags: mouth, film, parody design, burt, powers

Reynolds Hat

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Pie Hat
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Description: The cops are coming for your pie, such greedy pigs!

Tags: cop, policeman, police officer, police, pie

Pie Hat

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Methadone Actor Hat
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Description: There's method in their acting and methadone in their actions

Tags: dramatic, drama, meth mouth, play, mouth

Methadone Actor Hat

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Chicken Hat
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Description: It all tastes like chicken but does it taste of freedom?

Tags: bat, animal, fish, bbq, food

Chicken Hat

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Mr Sleaze Hat
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Description: You can trust Mr Sleaze, vote for him every time!

Tags: funny, men, mr, minister, lies

Mr Sleaze Hat

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Gross Undomesticated Product Hat
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Description: Identify yourself as the slob you are

Tags: laziness, lazy, stain, slob, behaviour

Gross Undomesticated Product Hat

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Hydro Hat
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Description: Water way to go, we need, we got it, lets use it and not loose it!

Tags: sea, global warming, climate change, future, awesome saying

Hydro Hat

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Heat Pump Hat
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Description: I have my own home heating system!

Tags: heat, pump, fart, climate, warming

Heat Pump Hat

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PAL-tonic Hat
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Description: Bored of of assumptions? A play on platonic and tonic mixed drinks, to wear when with....just your pals, with a strong emphasis on pal so everyone gets the message.

Tags: friends, buddies, love, pals, gift

PAL-tonic Hat

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