Chestify

Description: I wish I could, but I don't want to. (Sorry not sorry)

Description: We the people.

Description: Vote.

Description: Left blank intentionally.

Description: Namaste at home.

Description: Namaste. Keep your distance.

Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Description: I need more space.

Description: I need more space.

Description: Yeet or be yeeted.

Description: Talk to you never.

Description: You're alright - let's not get too sentimental.

Description: "When an Eastern sage was desired by his sultan to inscribe on a ring the sentiment which, amidst the perpetual change of human affairs, was most descriptive of their real tendency, he engraved on it the words : — "And this, too, shall pass away." It is impossible to imagine a thought more truly and universally applicable to human affairs than that expressed in these memorable words, or more descriptive of that perpetual oscillation from good to evil, and from evil to good." "The Revolutions in Europe", Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, May, 1848.

Description: Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Description: No thanks. I'm an indoor person.

Description: LOL No.

Description: Hahahaha.... No.

Description: My favorite plans are cancelled plans. Designed for the introvert in us all.

Description: Not shy. I just don't like you. For introverts and anti-social types, legends.

Description: What? It's true.

Description: What are you doing? Masking for a friend.

Description: If you would like to call me, don't.

Description: Kindness costs nothing.

Description: Social distancing before it was cool. For the original introverts.

Description: Be calm. Be kind. Be clean.

Description: Socially distant. For introverts, and flatteners of curves.

Description: So funny.

Description: You've been warned.

Description: Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Description: Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Description: Friendly warning : Damaged beyond repair

Description: Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Description: This is a t-shirt that says going outside is highly overrated, I mean have you seen what's going out there? It's so peopley! And there's that really bright hot thing shining down on you and sometimes water can just fall from the sky! For indoor types, introverts, the socially awkward and the mildly anxious. Some of the finest folk in the world.

Description: Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Description: Never let go of your dreams. Stay in bed. Inspired words to live by.

Description: I quit. A t-shirt for quitters.