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Relatable designs for the awkward, the introvert and the overthinker in everyone. Use your chest, testify.
Can't be arsed. T-Shirt
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Description: Can't be arsed.

Tags: cant be arsed, no thanks, motivation, passive aggressive, dont want to

Can't be arsed. T-Shirt

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I wish I could, but I don't want to. T-Shirt
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Description: I wish I could, but I don't want to. (Sorry not sorry)

Tags: demotivational, demotivational quote, dont want to, motivation, no thanks

I wish I could, but I don't want to. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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We the people. T-Shirt
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Description: We the people.

Tags: constitution, democracy, usa, vote, presidential

We the people. T-Shirt

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Vote. T-Shirt
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Description: Vote.

Tags: usa, election, democratic, democracy, chestify

Vote. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Left blank intentionally. T-Shirt
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Description: Left blank intentionally.

Tags: chestify, naps, left blank intentionally, legal, introvert

Left blank intentionally. T-Shirt

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Namaste at home. T-Shirt
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Description: Namaste at home.

Tags: introvert, covid, introverts, quarantine, covid 19

Namaste at home. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Namaste away from me. T-Shirt

Description: Namaste. Keep your distance.

Tags: chestify, quarantine, introvert, introverts, covid

Namaste away from me. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. T-Shirt
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Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

Tags: sober, unforeseen circumstances, funny, unfortunate circumstances, chestify
I need more space. T-Shirt
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Description: I need more space.

Tags: covid19, more space, keep your distance, shy, anti social

I need more space. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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I need more space. T-Shirt
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Description: I need more space.

Tags: coronavirus, shy, social distancing, more space, covid19

I need more space. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Yeet or be yeeted. T-Shirt
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Description: Yeet or be yeeted.

Tags: philosophy, yeet or be yeeted, yeet, exce, teen

Yeet or be yeeted. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Talk to you never. T-Shirt
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Description: Talk to you never.

Tags: late, shy, phone, introverted, dont call me

Talk to you never. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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I tolerate you. T-Shirt
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Description: You're alright - let's not get too sentimental.

Tags: funny, heart, hum, love, sarcastic

I tolerate you. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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This too shall pass. T-Shirt

Description: "When an Eastern sage was desired by his sultan to inscribe on a ring the sentiment which, amidst the perpetual change of human affairs, was most descriptive of their real tendency, he engraved on it the words : — "And this, too, shall pass away." It is impossible to imagine a thought more truly and universally applicable to human affairs than that expressed in these memorable words, or more descriptive of that perpetual oscillation from good to evil, and from evil to good." "The Revolutions in Europe", Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, May, 1848.

Tags: peace, meditation, sentience, comfort, ohm

This too shall pass. T-Shirt

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Don't tell me to smile. T-Shirt
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Description: Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Tags: feminist, female, nasty woman, rude, dont tell me what to do

Don't tell me to smile. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Indoor person. T-Shirt
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Description: No thanks. I'm an indoor person.

Tags: indoors, funny, introverted, quiet, inside

Indoor person. T-Shirt

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LOL No. T-Shirt
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Description: LOL No.

Tags: attitude, snark, sarcasm, funny, chestify

LOL No. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Hahahaha.... No. T-Shirt
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Description: Hahahaha.... No.

Tags: dead pan, funny, honest, humorous, humour

Hahahaha.... No. T-Shirt

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My favorite plans are cancelled plans. T-Shirt
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Description: My favorite plans are cancelled plans. Designed for the introvert in us all.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, funny, humorous, introvert

My favorite plans are cancelled plans. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Not shy. I just don't like you. T-Shirt
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Description: Not shy. I just don't like you. For introverts and anti-social types, legends.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkwa, funny, humorous

Not shy. I just don't like you. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Boy do I hate being right all the time. T-Shirt
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Description: What? It's true.

Tags: chestify, clever, dead pan, funny, know it all

Boy do I hate being right all the time. T-Shirt

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Masking for a friend T-Shirt
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Description: What are you doing? Masking for a friend.

Tags: social di, calm, life, empathy, quarantine

Masking for a friend T-Shirt

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Best time to call me is never T-Shirt
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Description: If you would like to call me, don't.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, humor, introverted

Best time to call me is never T-Shirt

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Kindness costs nothing. T-Shirt
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Description: Kindness costs nothing.

Tags: coronavirus, life, social distancing, flu, be safe

Kindness costs nothing. T-Shirt

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Social distancing before it was cool. T-Shirt

Description: Social distancing before it was cool. For the original introverts.

Tags: intoverts, introvert, introverted, socially awkward, socially awkward humor

Social distancing before it was cool. T-Shirt

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Be calm. Be kind. Be clean. T-Shirt
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Description: Be calm. Be kind. Be clean.

Tags: coronavirus, love, quarantine, covid 19, be clean

Be calm. Be kind. Be clean. T-Shirt

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Socially distant. T-Shirt

Description: Socially distant. For introverts, and flatteners of curves.

Tags: introvert, awkward, anxious, anxiety, distant

Socially distant. T-Shirt

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Funny T-Shirt
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Description: So funny.

Tags: dry humour, deadpan, unfunny, serious, humour

Funny T-Shirt

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Sociopath T-Shirt
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Description: You've been warned.

Tags: sociopathy, sociopathic, high functioning sociopath

Sociopath T-Shirt

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Ok thanks bye T-Shirt

Description: Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Tags: kthnxbai, kthxbye, ok, okay, thanks

Ok thanks bye T-Shirt

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kthnxbye T-Shirt

Description: Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Tags: bye, thanks, ok, okay, kthxbye

kthnxbye T-Shirt

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Damaged beyond repair. T-Shirt

Description: Friendly warning : Damaged beyond repair

Tags: funny, sad, baggage, emotional baggage, damaged

Damaged beyond repair. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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All panic. No disco. T-Shirt
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Description: Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Tags: anxiety, awkward, disco, funny, introvert

All panic. No disco. T-Shirt

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Going outside is highly overrated T-Shirt
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Description: This is a t-shirt that says going outside is highly overrated, I mean have you seen what's going out there? It's so peopley! And there's that really bright hot thing shining down on you and sometimes water can just fall from the sky! For indoor types, introverts, the socially awkward and the mildly anxious. Some of the finest folk in the world.

Tags: shy, anxiety, anti social, introverts, peopley

Going outside is highly overrated T-Shirt

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I'm all panic and no disco. T-Shirt
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Description: Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, disco, funny

I'm all panic and no disco. T-Shirt

$16 $24

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Never let go of your dreams. Stay in bed. T-Shirt
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Description: Never let go of your dreams. Stay in bed. Inspired words to live by.

Tags: never let go, let go of your dreams, dreams, motivational words, inspirational quote

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