Chestify

Description: Golden Child.

Description: Thick.

Description: The Chosen One

Description: Quitter.

Description: Problem Child.

Description: Perfection is boring.

Description: Lost. A shirt for the lost.

Description: This is shirt that says pants.

Description: Booty.

Description: Nope. Never.

Description: I'm tired. Is it nap time yet?

Description: Make Mistakes.

Description: Are you from a Shithole Country too? Are you proud to be a Shitholer? Let everyone know!

Description: Are you like, really smart and a very stable genius? You need to remind everyone, often, like bigly often - otherwise how are they to know ?

Description: Are you like, really smart and a very stable genius? You need to remind everyone, often, like bigly often - otherwise how are they to know ?

Description: Existential Dread

Description: I'm bored.

Description: Boring.

Description: Dear Naps, Sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Description: Can't touch this.

Description: I paused my game for this?

Description: I'm a Social Vegan. I avoid meet. For introverts.

Description: Be Fake News .

Description: No touch touchy.

Description: I could keep calm and carry on but I don't want too.

Description: I can't remember what I forgot to forget ... wait what ?

Description: Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.

Description: Pre-empt general annoyance by wearing this can you not t-shirt.

Description: No. Not doing that. Dead Inside. A dead inside shirt for the apathetic, the morose, the forlorn and the emotionally detached.

Description: You're a Geek. Be proud.

Description: You're a Nerd. Be proud of it.

Description: Today has been cancelled shirt, for those days when you'd rather just stay in bed. Cancel today, it can wait till tomorrow.

Description: Staying in on a Friday night? Missing that party for a good book? You're born to be mild and you're AWESOME.

Description: Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

Description: Christmas is here. This is a festive shirt for the season, but not too festive. Let's say it's festive enough. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Description: Hungry? Get stuffed!