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M. J. Johnston is a multimedia artist and creator of Calm Clam on YouTube.

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67 Card
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Description: SIX-SEVEN! If you know, you know!

Tags: 1967, 1967 birthday, 67 meme, 76, meme

67 Card

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I LOVE REALISM Card
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Description: Keep it real...

Tags: artist, illustrator, literally, painter, painting

I LOVE REALISM Card

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PIZZA! FOOD OF THE GODS! Card
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Description: Show your love of PIZZA!

Tags: food, food of the gods, funny pizza, pepperoni pizza, pizza and chill

PIZZA! FOOD OF THE GODS! Card

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I HEART Literalism Card
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Description: Literalism... Love it!

Tags: biologist, biology, book lover, book lovers, books

I HEART Literalism Card

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CENTIPEDE Card
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Description: COOL! A CENTIPEDE!

Tags: bug, centipedes, entomology, environment, insect

CENTIPEDE Card

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LOVE ME SOME CENTIPEDES Card
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Description: Who dosn't love centipedes? Seriously!

Tags: biology, bug, bugs, centipedes, entomology

LOVE ME SOME CENTIPEDES Card

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PANIC! AND CARRY ON Card
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Description: These are hard times... PANIC! AND CARRY ON!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, carry on, depression, fear

PANIC! AND CARRY ON Card

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I MISS SMOKING Card
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Description: They took your smokes. They can't take your memories!

Tags: cigarette, cigs, quitting, quitting smoking, smoke

I MISS SMOKING Card

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BANGKOK BUS Card
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Description: Ever ride the baht bus in Bangkok? Living like a local! TELL THE WORLD!

Tags: asia, asian, bangkok bus, bangkok thailand, budget traval

BANGKOK BUS Card

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AUTOCORRECT Card
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Description: Autocorrect! Dammit!

Tags: funny, humor, memes, message, mistake

AUTOCORRECT Card

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CALIFORNIA DIASPORA Card
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Description: CALIFORNIA got too expensive! We all miss where we grew up... :-(

Tags: california bear, california diaspora, california flag, california love, california native

CALIFORNIA DIASPORA Card

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FREEDONIA Card
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Description: HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA! The best fictional country that never existed!

Tags: chico, classic movie, countries, countries flags, duck soup

FREEDONIA Card

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MONEY Card
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Description: MONEY to the rescue!

Tags: bling, business, cash, cash money, dollar sign

MONEY Card

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FINGERPRINT CAT Card
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Description: It's a KITTY! Get yours now!

Tags: adorable, cat mommy, cat moms, cats, cute

FINGERPRINT CAT Card

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DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS Card
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Description: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS!

Tags: burnout, democrat, election, kamala harris, moderate

DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS Card

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FRANKENSTEIN Card

Description: FRANKENSTEIN! It's ALIVE! And so CUTE!

Tags: boris karloff, bride of frankenstein, classic monsters, creature, cute monster

FRANKENSTEIN Card

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BIRB Card
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Description: Everybody's heard about the BIRB!

Tags: birb lover, birbs, bird, bird lover, bird watching

BIRB Card

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HAPPY FLOWER Card
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Description: Get happy with a HAPPY FLOWER!

Tags: floral, flower, garden, inspiration, motivational words

HAPPY FLOWER Card

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T-Rex Card
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Description: Grrr! It's T-Rex!

Tags: cretaceous, cute dino, cute dinosaur, dino, dinosaur

T-Rex Card

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I LOVE BANGKOK Card
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Description: Bangkok, officially known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon and colloquially as Krung Thep, and officially known as "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit" It's the longest city name in the world!

Tags: asia, asian, i love, krung thep, krung thep maha nakhon

I LOVE BANGKOK Card

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GHOUL Card
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Description: Congratulations! It's a GHOUL!

Tags: creature, cute monster, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, funny monster

GHOUL Card

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PTSD Card
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Description: PTSD... why not get the shirt too? It's a rough road. Good luck out there!

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, anxious, cptsd

PTSD Card

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MONSTER Card
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Description: AAAAH! A MONSTER!

Tags: black and white, creepy, creepy cute, cyclops, mutant

MONSTER Card

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CORN Card
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Description: Corn! It's CORN! You must have corn!

Tags: agriculture, crop, farm, farmer, farming

CORN Card

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FARANG ฝรั่ง (Thai) Card
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Description: FARANG! (ฝรั่ง) In Thai "farang" primarily refers to a foreigner, primarily those of Western or European decent.

Tags: adventure, asia, bangkok, foreigner, kickboxing

FARANG ฝรั่ง (Thai) Card

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Awesome Possum Card

Description: Awesome Possum! Be AWSOME! Stay AWESOME!

Tags: animal, awesome, cute, funny, opossum

Awesome Possum Card

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Stegosaurus Card
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Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get this Jurassic superstar now!

Tags: cute dinosaur, dino, dinosaur, dinosaur lover, jurassic

Stegosaurus Card

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Stegosaurus! Card
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Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get yours now!

Tags: dino, dinosaur, jurassic, prehistoric, prehistoric creature

Stegosaurus! Card

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Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy Card

Description: Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy... And YOURS! Stay Stoic!

Tags: homeboy, marcus aurelius is my homeboy, philosopher, philosophy, stoic

Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy Card

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What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? Card

Description: What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? BE STOIC!

Tags: epictetus, meditations, philosopher, philosophy, seneca

What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? Card

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MONK Card

Description: One serene monk in meditation.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, buddhist, buddhist meditation, meditate

MONK Card

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BANANA FOR SCALE Card

Description: How big? Banana! That's how big!

Tags: banana for scale, funny banana, meme, meme culture, memes internet

BANANA FOR SCALE Card

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HOPE Card
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Description: "HOPE", inspired by the Greek myth Pandora's Box, signifies that even after all hardships and evils are released into the world, hope remains, transforming and bringing new beauty. It's a powerful reminder that light and possibility persist, even in the darkest of times.

Tags: butterfly, faith, hard times, pandoras box

HOPE Card

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EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Card
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Description: Suspicious, isn't it? Let the world know.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theory, epstein didnt kill himself, jeffrey epstein

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Card

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UNIQUE Card
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Description: There's only one amazing you! You are UNIQUE!

Tags: fingerprint, individualism, individualist, you

UNIQUE Card

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CALM CLAM Card
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Description: It's YouTube superstar Calm Clam! You know him! You love him! Now have him on shirts, mugs and other cool stuff!

Tags: buddha, buddhism, calm, clam, meditate

CALM CLAM Card

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