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M. J. Johnston is a multimedia artist and creator of Calm Clam on YouTube.

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67 Hoodie
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Description: SIX-SEVEN! If you know, you know!

Tags: 1967, 1967 birthday, 67 meme, 76, meme

67 Hoodie

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I LOVE REALISM Hoodie
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Description: Keep it real...

Tags: artist, illustrator, literally, painter, painting

I LOVE REALISM Hoodie

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PIZZA! FOOD OF THE GODS! Hoodie
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Description: Show your love of PIZZA!

Tags: food, food of the gods, funny pizza, pepperoni pizza, pizza and chill

PIZZA! FOOD OF THE GODS! Hoodie

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I HEART Literalism Hoodie
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Description: Literalism... Love it!

Tags: biologist, biology, book lover, book lovers, books

I HEART Literalism Hoodie

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CENTIPEDE Hoodie
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Description: COOL! A CENTIPEDE!

Tags: bug, centipedes, entomology, environment, insect

CENTIPEDE Hoodie

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LOVE ME SOME CENTIPEDES Hoodie
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Description: Who dosn't love centipedes? Seriously!

Tags: biology, bug, bugs, centipedes, entomology

LOVE ME SOME CENTIPEDES Hoodie

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PANIC! AND CARRY ON Hoodie
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Description: These are hard times... PANIC! AND CARRY ON!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, carry on, depression, fear

PANIC! AND CARRY ON Hoodie

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I MISS SMOKING Hoodie
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Description: They took your smokes. They can't take your memories!

Tags: cigarette, cigs, quitting, quitting smoking, smoke

I MISS SMOKING Hoodie

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BANGKOK BUS Hoodie
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Description: Ever ride the baht bus in Bangkok? Living like a local! TELL THE WORLD!

Tags: asia, asian, bangkok bus, bangkok thailand, budget traval

BANGKOK BUS Hoodie

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AUTOCORRECT Hoodie
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Description: Autocorrect! Dammit!

Tags: funny, humor, memes, message, mistake

AUTOCORRECT Hoodie

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CALIFORNIA DIASPORA Hoodie
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Description: CALIFORNIA got too expensive! We all miss where we grew up... :-(

Tags: california bear, california diaspora, california flag, california love, california native

CALIFORNIA DIASPORA Hoodie

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FREEDONIA Hoodie
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Description: HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA! The best fictional country that never existed!

Tags: chico, classic movie, countries, countries flags, duck soup

FREEDONIA Hoodie

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MONEY Hoodie
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Description: MONEY to the rescue!

Tags: bling, business, cash, cash money, dollar sign

MONEY Hoodie

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FINGERPRINT CAT Hoodie
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Description: It's a KITTY! Get yours now!

Tags: adorable, cat mommy, cat moms, cats, cute

FINGERPRINT CAT Hoodie

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DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS Hoodie
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Description: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS!

Tags: burnout, democrat, election, kamala harris, moderate

DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS Hoodie

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FRANKENSTEIN Hoodie
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Description: FRANKENSTEIN! It's ALIVE! And so CUTE!

Tags: boris karloff, bride of frankenstein, classic monsters, creature, cute monster

FRANKENSTEIN Hoodie

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BIRB Hoodie
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Description: Everybody's heard about the BIRB!

Tags: birb lover, birbs, bird, bird lover, bird watching

BIRB Hoodie

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HAPPY FLOWER Hoodie
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Description: Get happy with a HAPPY FLOWER!

Tags: floral, flower, garden, inspiration, motivational words

HAPPY FLOWER Hoodie

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T-Rex Hoodie
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Description: Grrr! It's T-Rex!

Tags: cretaceous, cute dino, cute dinosaur, dino, dinosaur

T-Rex Hoodie

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I LOVE BANGKOK Hoodie
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Description: Bangkok, officially known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon and colloquially as Krung Thep, and officially known as "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit" It's the longest city name in the world!

Tags: asia, asian, i love, krung thep, krung thep maha nakhon

I LOVE BANGKOK Hoodie

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GHOUL Hoodie
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Description: Congratulations! It's a GHOUL!

Tags: creature, cute monster, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, funny monster

GHOUL Hoodie

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PTSD Hoodie
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Description: PTSD... why not get the shirt too? It's a rough road. Good luck out there!

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, anxious, cptsd

PTSD Hoodie

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MONSTER Hoodie
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Description: AAAAH! A MONSTER!

Tags: black and white, creepy, creepy cute, cyclops, mutant

MONSTER Hoodie

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CORN Hoodie
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Description: Corn! It's CORN! You must have corn!

Tags: agriculture, crop, farm, farmer, farming

CORN Hoodie

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FARANG ฝรั่ง (Thai) Hoodie
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Description: FARANG! (ฝรั่ง) In Thai "farang" primarily refers to a foreigner, primarily those of Western or European decent.

Tags: adventure, asia, bangkok, foreigner, kickboxing

FARANG ฝรั่ง (Thai) Hoodie

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Awesome Possum Hoodie
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Description: Awesome Possum! Be AWSOME! Stay AWESOME!

Tags: animal, awesome, cute, funny, opossum

Awesome Possum Hoodie

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Stegosaurus Hoodie
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Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get this Jurassic superstar now!

Tags: cute dinosaur, dino, dinosaur, dinosaur lover, jurassic

Stegosaurus Hoodie

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Stegosaurus! Hoodie
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Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get yours now!

Tags: dino, dinosaur, jurassic, prehistoric, prehistoric creature

Stegosaurus! Hoodie

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Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy Hoodie
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Description: Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy... And YOURS! Stay Stoic!

Tags: homeboy, marcus aurelius is my homeboy, philosopher, philosophy, stoic

Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy Hoodie

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What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? Hoodie
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Description: What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? BE STOIC!

Tags: epictetus, meditations, philosopher, philosophy, seneca

What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? Hoodie

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MONK Hoodie
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Description: One serene monk in meditation.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, buddhist, buddhist meditation, meditate

MONK Hoodie

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BANANA FOR SCALE Hoodie
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Description: How big? Banana! That's how big!

Tags: banana for scale, funny banana, meme, meme culture, memes internet

BANANA FOR SCALE Hoodie

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HOPE Hoodie
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Description: "HOPE", inspired by the Greek myth Pandora's Box, signifies that even after all hardships and evils are released into the world, hope remains, transforming and bringing new beauty. It's a powerful reminder that light and possibility persist, even in the darkest of times.

Tags: butterfly, faith, hard times, pandoras box

HOPE Hoodie

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EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Hoodie
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Description: Suspicious, isn't it? Let the world know.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theory, epstein didnt kill himself, jeffrey epstein

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Hoodie

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UNIQUE Hoodie
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Description: There's only one amazing you! You are UNIQUE!

Tags: fingerprint, individualism, individualist, you

UNIQUE Hoodie

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CALM CLAM Hoodie
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Description: It's YouTube superstar Calm Clam! You know him! You love him! Now have him on shirts, mugs and other cool stuff!

Tags: buddha, buddhism, calm, clam, meditate

CALM CLAM Hoodie

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