ClamLand

Description: Keep it real...

Description: Show your love of PIZZA!

Description: Literalism... Love it!

Description: COOL! A CENTIPEDE!

Description: Who dosn't love centipedes? Seriously!

Description: These are hard times... PANIC! AND CARRY ON!

Description: They took your smokes. They can't take your memories!

Description: Ever ride the baht bus in Bangkok? Living like a local! TELL THE WORLD!

Description: CALIFORNIA got too expensive! We all miss where we grew up... :-(

Description: HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA! The best fictional country that never existed!

Description: MONEY to the rescue!

Description: It's a KITTY! Get yours now!

Description: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS!

Description: FRANKENSTEIN! It's ALIVE! And so CUTE!

Description: Everybody's heard about the BIRB!

Description: Get happy with a HAPPY FLOWER!

Description: Grrr! It's T-Rex!

Description: Bangkok, officially known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon and colloquially as Krung Thep, and officially known as "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit" It's the longest city name in the world!

Description: Congratulations! It's a GHOUL!

Description: PTSD... why not get the shirt too? It's a rough road. Good luck out there!

Description: AAAAH! A MONSTER!

Description: Corn! It's CORN! You must have corn!

Description: FARANG! (ฝรั่ง) In Thai "farang" primarily refers to a foreigner, primarily those of Western or European decent.

Description: Awesome Possum! Be AWSOME! Stay AWESOME!

Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get this Jurassic superstar now!

Description: Stegosaurus! Gone, but not forgotten! Get yours now!

Description: Marcus Aurelius Is My Homeboy... And YOURS! Stay Stoic!

Description: What Would Marcus Aurelius Do? BE STOIC!

Description: How big? Banana! That's how big!

Description: It's YouTube superstar Calm Clam! You know him! You love him! Now have him on shirts, mugs and other cool stuff!