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Comic Colorist / Illustrator / Graphic Designer for-hire. Gaming on YouTube as Crackt Matrix
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Sprite Collector T-Shirt
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Description: Love those sprites? We do too! So I re-imagined Jones dressed as certain pocket monster hunter in a fantasy crossover-mashup. Got to Extract Them All!

Tags: battle royale, collector, fairies, gamer, gamer gift
CleverGirl T-Shirt
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Description: I always thought that John Hammond could sell his own brand of cosmetics in and out of his park. LOL.

Tags: beauty, cosmetics, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
2 Scoops of ISCREAM T-Shirt

Description: I screamed, you screamed... and they screamed... nothing like some horror and ice cream.

Tags: crime, food, ghost, halloween, horror
Visit Sunny Santa Carla - Murder Capital of the World T-Shirt
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Description: If you like vampire movies, then you know the town of Santa Clara's nightlife is killer. Visit the boardwalk, buy some comics, enjoy the rides like it's the last nite of your life... 'cause it just might be.

Tags: 80s, film, halloween, horror, movie fan
Santa Carla Boardwalk Skate Shop T-Shirt
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Description: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires. Fictional Santa Carla is based in factual Santa Cruz! So like in the old schoolbrand I parodied witht he Lost Boys in-mind.

Tags: funny, horror, movie fan, movie lover, parody
Condition13 Melty Bear T-Shirt
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Description: My rendeition of Condition13's Neon Sign and graffiti Style Logo. Halftone glow FTW! Check him out on YOUTUBE!

Tags: cool, game, gamer, gaming, graffiti
Purrassic Park T-Shirt

Description: Ever thought, If I had a cat sanctuary... What would i name it? LOL

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat love, cat lover, cat lovers clothing
Serenity Face T-Shirt
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, 90s vintage clothing, band
Euphoria Face T-Shirt
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, band, grunge, humor, metal
PRIDE OR DIE T-Shirt
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Description: Tell'em ALL that I'm your Pride or Die! Let's Hardcore Parade Every Year!!

Tags: bisexual, freedom, gay, gay pride, gay rights
NO KINGS SYMBOL T-Shirt
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Description: The Symbol Only versio of my monoploy Trump design.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, foxtrot delta tango
Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti Dr Lecter Suess T-Shirt

Description: I'll try the liver with a side of fava beans and nice chianti....fthfthfthfth. Hannibal I am. Silence of the lambs was my first, modern, great feature of serial killers in cinema (besides Norman Bates, Psycho) A mash up a Dr. Seuss is hilarious to me.

Tags: anthony hopkins, buffalo bill, cannibal, crime, halloween
Bots of Hazzard T-Shirt

Description: An 80's combo that Drew Froedge and i came up with. With so many cars in the Duke of Hazzard show...it'd be cool to do them all!

Tags: 80s kid, 80s tv, american, autobot, cops
Where's The Goop? T-Shirt
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Description: GOOP GOOP GOOP! Where's the Goop? We Raiders are all looking for the Good Loot. Gotta get that Goop!

Tags: arc raiders, blue gate, buried city, dam battleground, funny
Arc Raiders Sforza Wendy T-Shirt
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Description: Hey Raiders. That one girl, the redhead with freckles... looks awfully familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it. :D

Tags: dam battleground, food, funny, gamer, gaming
Arc Raiders Got Goop? T-Shirt
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Description: Hey there Raider....you went topside.... did you get that goop? Classic ad parody. I love this game.

Tags: bastion, game, gamer, gaming, goop goop goop
Crackt Arc Matrix T-Shirt

Description: Hit that arc! That game is addictive, beautiful, and fun as hell! Join me on my adventures topside.

Tags: extraction, gamer merch, gaming, hornet, merch
Where's Our Hoverboards? T-Shirt
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Description: 2015 came and went....and we never got our hoverboards! Don't forget these don't work on water..unless you got POWER! Here is my faithful recreation of the board art.

Tags: 2015, 80s, biff, delorean, doc
Spirit of Vengeance T-Shirt
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Description: Here is an original piece I had in my archive. Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch... or even the newer Robbie Reyes. Who's your favorite flam-skulled demon-possesed biker guy?

Tags: bike, biker, chains, fire, flaming
Eleven Lives T-Shirt
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Description: I believe. Do you believe in a happy ending? A chance for a reunion? A new adventure? Wel, stranger things have happened. ;)

Tags: breakfast, disappointed, endings, food, funny
Nostalgia Gaming Snacks T-Shirt
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Description: Gaming and Snacks go hand-in-hand. Just wipe your hands before they stain the controller orange, okay?

Tags: 80s, 8bit, food, gaming, gaming addict
FLAMIN' WAFFLES! T-Shirt
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Description: During a game of Enlisted I heard the german for flamethrower as FLAMMEN Der WAFFLE! LOLZ... an in-game funny was born. #CrackMatrix

Tags: flamethrower, funny, gamer, gaming, german
Keep Calm and Priority One T-Shirt
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Description: We always try to stay ahead of the storm, the circle, the gas, the deadly mechanism that keeps players engaged in the inevitable end in battle royale gameplay.

Tags: gamer, gamers, games, gaming, inspirational
PRIORITY ONE T-Shirt
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Description: Our Main rule in Squads... PRIORITY ONE in any Battle Royale game. Get to the Safety of Next Circle. GO GO GO!!!

Tags: battle royale, crackmatrix, duos, gamer merch, gaming
Guilty of Sweatin T-Shirt
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Description: You know it, We know it... We all be sweaty the competition. Here's your sign! and I'll see you in the lobby.

Tags: apex legends, fortnite, game, gamer, gaming
NES Logan Cat T-Shirt
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Description: My gamer cat, Logan jammin' on the classic NES.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, game, gamer
CHONKZILLA T-Shirt
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Description: If it's past 7 and no food is present.... Logan is CHONKZILLA. My keyboard-destroying, city-leveling, Chonky Cat Boi with diabetes. I love him! <3

Tags: big kitty, cats, chonk, chonky, chonky cats
Major League Chunky Salsa T-Shirt
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Description: If you got that Golden Arm in war games, you need to join the LEAGUE! lol. I love making that clutch grenade toss to defeat an enemy player.

Tags: competitive, gamer apparel, gamer gift, gamer merch, leagues
Ghostface Busters T-Shirt

Description: C'mon all you final girls and boys! I scream, you scream, we all scream for scary movies!

Tags: creepy, ghost, halloween, horror, horror fan
DROPPIN' 500lb F-BOMBS T-Shirt
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Description: We can't help it! It just Slips! We've all dropped or love droppin' the F-bomb. It's healthy.

Tags: curse, curse words, f bomb, f bomb mom, funny gift
Mythical Gunicorn T-Shirt
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Description: With a mane of 7.62 and a SVD horn. The Gunicorn represents those peak weapons you find in gaming.

Tags: battle royale, fps, fps games, game, gamer
LOW KEY LOKI TEE T-Shirt
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Description: Perfect for that Low Key Cosplay, There's nothing like seeing your fav characters in a classic low key tee. Inspired by the skin available now in-game.

Tags: gamer, gamer apparel, god of mischief, gods, king
JEFF T-Shirt
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Description: Original art with our favorite shark, JEFF eyeing a tasty pool snack!

Tags: bruce, comics, fanart illustration, funny, jeff
Watto Zone - common type T-Shirt
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Description: Now in the easier-to-read Common Type! If you brokedown near Mos Espa, hit up our favorite Toydarian for parts! He's got a little something of everything!

Tags: automotive, automotive apparel, funny, humor, junkyard
Watto Zone • Aurabesh type T-Shirt
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Description: Typeset in Aurabesh canon with graphical tweaks by me. Watto's got the best used parts in the outer rim! But they don't take Republic Credits, only Money!

Tags: aurabesh, autoparts, funny, humor, logo
Rebellion Has Friends Everywhere T-Shirt
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Description: The Cheandor has a perfect vibe as much or more so than my Cheeia version 10 years ago. Let's Fight for what's right.

Tags: antitrump, antiwar, change, che, che guevara

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