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Illustrator / Graphic Designer / Comic Colorist for-hire. Gaming on YouTube as Crackt Matrix
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2 Scoops of ISCREAM Shorts
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Description: I screamed, you screamed... and they screamed... nothing like some horror and ice cream.

Tags: crime, food, ghost, halloween, horror
Visit Sunny Santa Carla - Murder Capital of the World Shorts
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Description: If you like vampire movies, then you know the town of Santa Clara's nightlife is killer. Visit the boardwalk, buy some comics, enjoy the rides like it's the last nite of your life... 'cause it just might be.

Tags: 80s, film, halloween, horror, movie fan
Santa Carla Boardwalk Skate Shop Shorts
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Description: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires. Fictional Santa Carla is based in factual Santa Cruz! So like in the old schoolbrand I parodied witht he Lost Boys in-mind.

Tags: funny, horror, movie fan, movie lover, parody
Ghostface Busters Shorts

Description: C'mon all you final girls and boys! I scream, you scream, we all scream for scary movies!

Tags: creepy, ghost, halloween, horror, horror fan
KILL'EM ALL Let the Necromancer Sort Them Out Shorts
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Description: When in doubt, kill'em all. More fodder for the undead machine that is the necromancer in your party.

Tags: death, demon, evil, fantasy, horror
Lotion in the Basket Shorts
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Description: Feeling a little twisted...but I want a seussian version of the Silence of the Lambs.

Tags: basket, buffalo bill, cannibal, hannibal, horror
Final Girl-Pink Shorts
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Description: Every Good Slasher Movie needs a Final Girl. Who's your favorite? Barbie? Skipper? LOL

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, cinema, finalgirl, halloween
Final Girl-Red Shorts
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Description: Now in Blood Red! Every Good Slasher Movie needs a Final Girl. Who's your favorite? Laurie? Sidney? Barbie? Skipper? LOL

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, cinema, halloween, horror
NOT TODAY PAZUZU-halftones Shorts
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Description: I need a young priest and an old priest...STAT! I'm in no mood for your Sh!t, Pazuzu. The power of LOLZ compels you!

Tags: creepy, devil, evil, exorcism, halloween
PRIORITY ONE Shorts
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Description: Our Main rule in Squads... PRIORITY ONE in any Battle Royale game. Get to the Safety of Next Circle. GO GO GO!!!

Tags: battle royale, crackmatrix, duos, gamer merch, gaming
Guilty of Sweatin Shorts
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Description: You know it, We know it... We all be sweaty the competition. Here's your sign! and I'll see you in the lobby.

Tags: apex legends, fortnite, game, gamer, gaming
Purrassic Park Shorts

Description: Ever thought, If I had a cat sanctuary... What would i name it? LOL

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat love, cat lover, cat lovers clothing
CleverGirl Shorts
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Description: I always thought that John Hammond could sell his own brand of cosmetics in and out of his park. LOL.

Tags: beauty, cosmetics, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
Condition13 Melty Bear Shorts
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Description: My rendeition of Condition13's Neon Sign and graffiti Style Logo. Halftone glow FTW! Check him out on YOUTUBE!

Tags: cool, game, gamer, gaming, graffiti
Euphoria Face Shorts
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, band, grunge, humor, metal
Serenity Face Shorts
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, 90s vintage clothing, band
PRIDE OR DIE Shorts
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Description: Tell'em ALL that I'm your Pride or Die! Let's Hardcore Parade Every Year!!

Tags: bisexual, freedom, gay, gay pride, gay rights
NO KINGS SYMBOL Shorts
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Description: The Symbol Only versio of my monoploy Trump design.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, foxtrot delta tango
Bots of Hazzard Shorts

Description: An 80's combo that Drew Froedge and i came up with. With so many cars in the Duke of Hazzard show...it'd be cool to do them all!

Tags: 80s kid, 80s tv, american, autobot, cops
One Shall Stand. One Shall Fall. Shorts
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Description: Best way to start a FINAL BATTLE with your nemesis. This is from yet another movie that scarred the 80's youth. ..and you wonder why Gen X is tough?

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, cartoons, generation x, genx
JEFF Shorts
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Description: Original art with our favorite shark, JEFF eyeing a tasty pool snack!

Tags: bruce, comics, fanart illustration, funny, jeff
Shai-Hulud Coffee Shorts
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Description: The Spice must flow...My favorite Spice Coffee isn't from Old Earth and it isn't pumpkin-spiced.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, coffee lover, desert
Where's The Goop? Shorts
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Description: GOOP GOOP GOOP! Where's the Goop? We Raiders are all looking for the Good Loot. Gotta get that Goop!

Tags: arc raiders, blue gate, buried city, dam battleground, funny
Arc Raiders Sforza Wendy Shorts
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Description: Hey Raiders. That one girl, the redhead with freckles... looks awfully familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it. :D

Tags: dam battleground, food, funny, gamer, gaming
Arc Raiders Got Goop? Shorts
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Description: Hey there Raider....you went topside.... did you get that goop? Classic ad parody. I love this game.

Tags: bastion, game, gamer, gaming, goop goop goop
Crackt Arc Matrix Shorts

Description: Hit that arc! That game is addictive, beautiful, and fun as hell! Join me on my adventures topside.

Tags: extraction, gamer merch, gaming, hornet, merch
Spirit of Vengeance Shorts
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Description: Here is an original piece I had in my archive. Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch... or even the newer Robbie Reyes. Who's your favorite flam-skulled demon-possesed biker guy?

Tags: bike, biker, chains, fire, flaming
Eleven Lives Shorts
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Description: I believe. Do you believe in a happy ending? A chance for a reunion? A new adventure? Wel, stranger things have happened. ;)

Tags: breakfast, disappointed, endings, food, funny
Nostalgia Gaming Snacks Shorts
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Description: Gaming and Snacks go hand-in-hand. Just wipe your hands before they stain the controller orange, okay?

Tags: 80s, 8bit, food, gaming, gaming addict
FLAMIN' WAFFLES! Shorts
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Description: During a game of Enlisted I heard the german for flamethrower as FLAMMEN Der WAFFLE! LOLZ... an in-game funny was born. #CrackMatrix

Tags: flamethrower, funny, gamer, gaming, german
NES Logan Cat Shorts
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Description: My gamer cat, Logan jammin' on the classic NES.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, game, gamer
DROPPIN' 500lb F-BOMBS Shorts
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Description: We can't help it! It just Slips! We've all dropped or love droppin' the F-bomb. It's healthy.

Tags: curse, curse words, f bomb, f bomb mom, funny gift
Mythical Gunicorn Shorts
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Description: With a mane of 7.62 and a SVD horn. The Gunicorn represents those peak weapons you find in gaming.

Tags: battle royale, fps, fps games, game, gamer
Watto Zone - common type Shorts
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Description: Now in the easier-to-read Common Type! If you brokedown near Mos Espa, hit up our favorite Toydarian for parts! He's got a little something of everything!

Tags: automotive, automotive apparel, funny, humor, junkyard
Watto Zone • Aurabesh type Shorts
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Description: Typeset in Aurabesh canon with graphical tweaks by me. Watto's got the best used parts in the outer rim! But they don't take Republic Credits, only Money!

Tags: aurabesh, autoparts, funny, humor, logo
Rebellion Has Friends Everywhere Shorts
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Description: The Cheandor has a perfect vibe as much or more so than my Cheeia version 10 years ago. Let's Fight for what's right.

Tags: antitrump, antiwar, change, che, che guevara

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