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Illustrator / Graphic Designer / Comic Colorist for-hire. Gaming on YouTube as Crackt Matrix
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Lonestar Faction Hat
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Description: The true nature of the blue team in Wardogs. They even call themselves blueberries. Preferring to eat crayons, swearing they can taste color.

Tags: army, gamer, games, gaming, merch
2 Scoops of ISCREAM Hat
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Description: I screamed, you screamed... and they screamed... nothing like some horror and ice cream.

Tags: crime, food, ghost, halloween, horror
Visit Sunny Santa Carla - Murder Capital of the World Hat
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Description: If you like vampire movies, then you know the town of Santa Clara's nightlife is killer. Visit the boardwalk, buy some comics, enjoy the rides like it's the last nite of your life... 'cause it just might be.

Tags: 80s, film, halloween, horror, movie fan
Ghostface Busters Hat
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Description: C'mon all you final girls and boys! I scream, you scream, we all scream for scary movies!

Tags: creepy, ghost, halloween, horror, horror fan
KILL'EM ALL Let the Necromancer Sort Them Out Hat
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Description: When in doubt, kill'em all. More fodder for the undead machine that is the necromancer in your party.

Tags: death, demon, evil, fantasy, horror
Lotion in the Basket Hat
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Description: Feeling a little twisted...but I want a seussian version of the Silence of the Lambs.

Tags: basket, buffalo bill, cannibal, hannibal, horror
Final Girl-Pink Hat
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Description: Every Good Slasher Movie needs a Final Girl. Who's your favorite? Barbie? Skipper? LOL

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, cinema, finalgirl, halloween
Final Girl-Red Hat
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Description: Now in Blood Red! Every Good Slasher Movie needs a Final Girl. Who's your favorite? Laurie? Sidney? Barbie? Skipper? LOL

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, cinema, halloween, horror
NOT TODAY PAZUZU-halftones Hat
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Description: I need a young priest and an old priest...STAT! I'm in no mood for your Sh!t, Pazuzu. The power of LOLZ compels you!

Tags: creepy, devil, evil, exorcism, halloween
PRIORITY ONE Hat
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Description: Our Main rule in Squads... PRIORITY ONE in any Battle Royale game. Get to the Safety of Next Circle. GO GO GO!!!

Tags: battle royale, crackmatrix, duos, gamer merch, gaming
Guilty of Sweatin Hat
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Description: You know it, We know it... We all be sweaty the competition. Here's your sign! and I'll see you in the lobby.

Tags: apex legends, fortnite, game, gamer, gaming
Purrassic Park Hat

Description: Ever thought, If I had a cat sanctuary... What would i name it? LOL

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat love, cat lover, cat lovers clothing
CleverGirl Hat
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Description: I always thought that John Hammond could sell his own brand of cosmetics in and out of his park. LOL.

Tags: beauty, cosmetics, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
Condition13 Melty Bear Hat
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Description: My rendeition of Condition13's Neon Sign and graffiti Style Logo. Halftone glow FTW! Check him out on YOUTUBE!

Tags: cool, game, gamer, gaming, graffiti
Euphoria Face Hat
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, band, grunge, humor, metal
Serenity Face Hat
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Description: All different states of serenity, euphoria, bliss, but similar in affect...what is that other one?...hmm 🤔

Tags: 90s, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, 90s vintage clothing, band
PRIDE OR DIE Hat
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Description: Tell'em ALL that I'm your Pride or Die! Let's Hardcore Parade Every Year!!

Tags: bisexual, freedom, gay, gay pride, gay rights
NO KINGS SYMBOL Hat
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Description: The Symbol Only versio of my monoploy Trump design.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, foxtrot delta tango
Bots of Hazzard Hat

Description: An 80's combo that Drew Froedge and i came up with. With so many cars in the Duke of Hazzard show...it'd be cool to do them all!

Tags: 80s kid, 80s tv, american, autobot, cops
One Shall Stand. One Shall Fall. Hat
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Description: Best way to start a FINAL BATTLE with your nemesis. This is from yet another movie that scarred the 80's youth. ..and you wonder why Gen X is tough?

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, cartoons, generation x, genx
Shai-Hulud Coffee Hat
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Description: The Spice must flow...My favorite Spice Coffee isn't from Old Earth and it isn't pumpkin-spiced.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, coffee lover, desert
Where's The Goop? Hat
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Description: GOOP GOOP GOOP! Where's the Goop? We Raiders are all looking for the Good Loot. Gotta get that Goop!

Tags: arc raiders, blue gate, buried city, dam battleground, funny
Arc Raiders Sforza Wendy Hat
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Description: Hey Raiders. That one girl, the redhead with freckles... looks awfully familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it. :D

Tags: dam battleground, food, funny, gamer, gaming
Arc Raiders Got Goop? Hat
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Description: Hey there Raider....you went topside.... did you get that goop? Classic ad parody. I love this game.

Tags: bastion, game, gamer, gaming, goop goop goop
Crackt Arc Matrix Hat
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Description: Hit that arc! That game is addictive, beautiful, and fun as hell! Join me on my adventures topside.

Tags: extraction, gamer merch, gaming, hornet, merch
Spirit of Vengeance Hat
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Description: Here is an original piece I had in my archive. Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch... or even the newer Robbie Reyes. Who's your favorite flam-skulled demon-possesed biker guy?

Tags: bike, biker, chains, fire, flaming
Eleven Lives Hat
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Description: I believe. Do you believe in a happy ending? A chance for a reunion? A new adventure? Wel, stranger things have happened. ;)

Tags: breakfast, disappointed, endings, food, funny
Nostalgia Gaming Snacks Hat
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Description: Gaming and Snacks go hand-in-hand. Just wipe your hands before they stain the controller orange, okay?

Tags: 80s, 8bit, food, gaming, gaming addict
FLAMIN' WAFFLES! Hat
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Description: During a game of Enlisted I heard the german for flamethrower as FLAMMEN Der WAFFLE! LOLZ... an in-game funny was born. #CrackMatrix

Tags: flamethrower, funny, gamer, gaming, german
NES Logan Cat Hat
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Description: My gamer cat, Logan jammin' on the classic NES.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, game, gamer
Major League Chunky Salsa Hat
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Description: If you got that Golden Arm in war games, you need to join the LEAGUE! lol. I love making that clutch grenade toss to defeat an enemy player.

Tags: competitive, gamer apparel, gamer gift, gamer merch, leagues
DROPPIN' 500lb F-BOMBS Hat
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Description: We can't help it! It just Slips! We've all dropped or love droppin' the F-bomb. It's healthy.

Tags: curse, curse words, f bomb, f bomb mom, funny gift
Mythical Gunicorn Hat
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Description: With a mane of 7.62 and a SVD horn. The Gunicorn represents those peak weapons you find in gaming.

Tags: battle royale, fps, fps games, game, gamer
Watto Zone - common type Hat
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Description: Now in the easier-to-read Common Type! If you brokedown near Mos Espa, hit up our favorite Toydarian for parts! He's got a little something of everything!

Tags: automotive, automotive apparel, funny, humor, junkyard
Watto Zone • Aurabesh type Hat
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Description: Typeset in Aurabesh canon with graphical tweaks by me. Watto's got the best used parts in the outer rim! But they don't take Republic Credits, only Money!

Tags: aurabesh, autoparts, funny, humor, logo
Maclunkey - Solid Gold Hat
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Description: Famous New Last Words... From a Mos Eisley Cantina, far far away.

Tags: bounty hunter, fail, fail army, rodian, sci fi movies

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