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A podcast about strange nature for strange listeners. Written by Jarod K. Anderson. www.cryptonaturalist.com
Ohio, USA

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Stay Wild Pillow
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Description: Stay Wild. Stay Weird.

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist, cryptozoology, podcast, weirdo
Explosion Pillow
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Description: The universe is an ongoing explosion...

Tags: cryptonaturalist, deep quote, deep thoughts, jarod k anderson, nature poetry
CryptoNaturalist Bubble Logo Pillow

Description: Our classic horned wolf logo, just a bit cuter.

Tags: cryptid, cryptid podcast, cryptozoology, podcast
Brambleberry Scrambler Pillow

Description: The brambleberry scrambler is real!

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoology
Stay Weird Pillow

Description: A celebration of some of the CryptoNaturalist's favorite virtues! Art By: Cody Maynard, owner of Lucky Gauntlet Art Club. @LuckyGauntletArtClub on Instagram.

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, stay weird
Cryptids Not Crypto Pillow
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Description: I'm often asked if the "crypto" in CryptoNaturalist has something to do with currency or technology. It doesn't.

Tags: cryptocurrency, cryptozoology, crypto
Vulture (Light Background) Pillow
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Vulture (Dark Background) Pillow
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Strange Animals (Owls) Pillow
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals.

Tags: owl, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptonaturalist, odd, creature
Strange Animals (Fungi) Pillow
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals

Tags: cryptonaturalist, mythological creatures, cryptonaturalist podcast, fantasy, mythology
Bats Pillow
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Description: Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

Tags: animals, bat, bee, naturalist, nature
Storm Shark Pillow
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Description: A storm shark. Bigger than a dozen city blocks. More mountain than animal. Half meteorological phenomenon and half living creature. It rose up out of the storm below like a breaching whale and I saw it plainly silhouetted against the lighter clouds above. Design by George Foster. Visit George's website: 1214adesign.com Learn more about The CryptoNaturalist at: www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: cryptid, podcast, zeppelin, winnebago, cryptonaturalist
Montana Pillow
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Description: The state motto of Montana (as we all know).

Tags: cryptonaturalist, steampunk, zeppelin
Tree Tech Pillow
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Description: If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: nature, trees, forest, tree, ecology
Ants Pillow
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Description: An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: conservation, zoology, biology, science, naturalist
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Peepers Pillow

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, cryptids, cryptozoology, mythological creatures, cryptid
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Bones Pillow

Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, monsters, mythological creatures, monster, cryptid
The Cryptonaturalist Podcast Logo Pillow

Description: Strange nature for strange people. Official logo of The Cryptonaturalist podcast.

Tags: monster, mythology, cryptozoology, myth, podcast
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