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A podcast about strange nature for strange listeners. Written by Jarod K. Anderson. www.cryptonaturalist.com
Ohio, USA

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Stay Wild Hat
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Description: Stay Wild. Stay Weird.

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist, cryptozoology, podcast, weirdo
Explosion Hat
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Description: The universe is an ongoing explosion...

Tags: cryptonaturalist, deep quote, deep thoughts, jarod k anderson, nature poetry
CryptoNaturalist Bubble Logo Hat
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Description: Our classic horned wolf logo, just a bit cuter.

Tags: cryptid, cryptid podcast, cryptozoology, podcast
Brambleberry Scrambler Hat
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Description: The brambleberry scrambler is real!

Tags: cryptid, cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoology
Stay Weird Hat
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Description: A celebration of some of the CryptoNaturalist's favorite virtues! Art By: Cody Maynard, owner of Lucky Gauntlet Art Club. @LuckyGauntletArtClub on Instagram.

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, stay weird
Cryptids Not Crypto Hat
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Description: I'm often asked if the "crypto" in CryptoNaturalist has something to do with currency or technology. It doesn't.

Tags: cryptocurrency, cryptozoology, crypto
Vulture (Light Background) Hat
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Vulture (Dark Background) Hat
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Description: Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. Whispers to cold flesh, “Your old name is not your king. I rename you ‘Everything.’” Poetry by Jarod K. Anderson. Design by @bluefurydesign on Instagram.

Tags: nature, poetry, vulture, cryptonaturalist
Glitch Hat
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Description: Strange nature is not a bug. It's a feature.

Tags: glitch, cryptonaturalist podcast, podcast, cryptozoology, cryptid
CryptoNaturalist Moth Hat
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist is a fan of you. Show the world you're a fan of him too.

Tags: cryptonaturalist podcast, cryptozoologist, monster, cryptid
Strange is Beautiful (Dark) Hat
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Description: Strange is beautiful. The CryptoNaturalist podcast.

Tags: surreal, bizarre, odd, weird, cryptid
Strange Animals (Fungi) Hat
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Description: The CryptoNaturalist Podcast: We're All Strange Animals

Tags: cryptonaturalist, mythological creatures, cryptonaturalist podcast, fantasy, mythology
Bats Hat
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Description: Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

Tags: animals, bat, bee, naturalist, nature
Storm Shark Hat
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Description: A storm shark. Bigger than a dozen city blocks. More mountain than animal. Half meteorological phenomenon and half living creature. It rose up out of the storm below like a breaching whale and I saw it plainly silhouetted against the lighter clouds above. Design by George Foster. Visit George's website: 1214adesign.com Learn more about The CryptoNaturalist at: www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: cryptid, podcast, zeppelin, winnebago, cryptonaturalist
Montana Hat
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Description: The state motto of Montana (as we all know).

Tags: cryptonaturalist, steampunk, zeppelin
Tree Tech Hat
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Description: If you write out the basic facts of trees, but framed as technology, it sounds like impossible sci-fi nonsense. Self-replicating, solar-powered machines that synthesize carbon dioxide and rainwater into oxygen and sturdy building materials on a planetary scale. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: nature, trees, forest, tree, ecology
Ants Hat
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Description: An ant crosses your carpet. A spider weaves a pattern older than mammals beneath your stairs. Just nod, breathe, and think, “Good. It’s all still here. The forest, the mountains, the desert. At home in my home.” The sterile white box is the stranger. Not the ant. Not the spider. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: conservation, zoology, biology, science, naturalist
Octopus Horror Hat
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Description: What makes eight tentacles shiver? www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: ocean, cryptonaturalist, ocean life, tentacles, horror
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Peepers Hat
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Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, cryptids, cryptozoology, mythological creatures, cryptid
Junior CryptoNaturalist - Bones Hat
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Description: Ah, yes. Remember those halcyon days of camp in the perpetual summer of the hidden forest. Where the trees are always green, the year is always 1987, and the cryptids are just as eager to learn about you as you are to learn about them. www.cryptonaturalist.com

Tags: mythical creatures, monsters, mythological creatures, monster, cryptid
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