Bags
Description: Relive one of the most hilariously awkward moments in rock history! This design is a nod to the infamous 1996 interview where Alex Van Halen didn't hold back about David Lee Roth—a clip famously obsessed over by Bill Hader on podcasts. Perfect for comedy fans, classic rock nerds, and anyone who appreciates a highly specific pop-culture deep cut.
Description: Celebrate the acclaimed and often-whispered-about high school band Stiff Minister, famously associated with Stuttering John Melendez and widely reported to have conquered a local Battle of the Bands. This shirt pays tribute to raw volume, questionable rehearsal spaces, teenage confidence, and the kind of metal ambition that predates fame, radio studios, and late-night anecdotes. Designed in a classic heavy-metal style, it’s part satire, part myth, and fully committed to the legend. Perfect for fans of underground rock lore, outsider music history, shock-radio deep cuts, and anyone who appreciates a good “you had to be there” musical legacy. Printed for those who know—or think they know—the story.
Description: Make a bold statement without saying a word. Our "NO SMALL TALK" t-shirt is perfect for introverts, deep thinkers, or anyone tired of surface-level chatter. Designed with a clean, striking look, this shirt lets the world know you're all about meaningful conversation—or none at all. Great for work-from-home days, social gatherings, or just vibing in silence.
Description: T.A.C.O. - Why would you ever say that "Trump Also Chickens Out"? So foolish. His word is his bond.
TACO Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
KATE MEANEY? Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
CAMEO Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
DMV Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
UDUMBFUQ Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
DUMBFUQ Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
JETBLUE Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
T-HEAD Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
REUNION Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
CLOWN Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
JOHN Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
ENGEE Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
MENSER Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
BFF Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
FANCY BOY Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
HEY MA Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
LOLCOW Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
DEADBEAT Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
HOPE Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
KEYCHAINS Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
SOAP Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
MOPE Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
MY MUTHA Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
PENSION Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
MORSELS Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
SESSMAN Bag
$24
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
POTATO Bag
$24