Hoodies
Description: Relive one of the most hilariously awkward moments in rock history! This design is a nod to the infamous 1996 interview where Alex Van Halen didn't hold back about David Lee Roth—a clip famously obsessed over by Bill Hader on podcasts. Perfect for comedy fans, classic rock nerds, and anyone who appreciates a highly specific pop-culture deep cut.
Description: Celebrate the acclaimed and often-whispered-about high school band Stiff Minister, famously associated with Stuttering John Melendez and widely reported to have conquered a local Battle of the Bands. This shirt pays tribute to raw volume, questionable rehearsal spaces, teenage confidence, and the kind of metal ambition that predates fame, radio studios, and late-night anecdotes. Designed in a classic heavy-metal style, it’s part satire, part myth, and fully committed to the legend. Perfect for fans of underground rock lore, outsider music history, shock-radio deep cuts, and anyone who appreciates a good “you had to be there” musical legacy. Printed for those who know—or think they know—the story.
Stiff Minister – Legendary High School Battle of the Bands Tee Hoodie
$32 $42
Description: Make a bold statement without saying a word. Our "NO SMALL TALK" t-shirt is perfect for introverts, deep thinkers, or anyone tired of surface-level chatter. Designed with a clean, striking look, this shirt lets the world know you're all about meaningful conversation—or none at all. Great for work-from-home days, social gatherings, or just vibing in silence.
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
