Hats
Description: Eight nights. Two rock legends. Lots of pizza. Celebrate Hanukkah with a rock 'n' roll twist! Featuring KISS legends Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley serving up pizza beneath a bold, heavy metal-inspired HANUKKAH logo, this design brings together classic rock, Jewish holiday humor, and deliciously unexpected pop culture nostalgia. Inspired by the intersection of rock music, food, and the Festival of Lights, this unconventional Hanukkah design is perfect for KISS fans, classic rock enthusiasts, pizza lovers, and anyone who enjoys celebrating the holidays with a little extra attitude. Because Hanukkah rocks — and pizza makes everything better.
Description: Eight nights. Three legends. One seriously metal Hanukkah. Celebrate the Festival of Lights with an unexpected mashup of Pee-wee Herman, Rodney Dangerfield, and David Lee Roth, topped with a bold, heavy metal-inspired HANUKKAH logo. Combining classic comedy, rock 'n' roll attitude, 1980s nostalgia, and Jewish holiday humor, this design puts an unconventional twist on traditional Hanukkah apparel. Perfect for fans of retro entertainment, classic rock, vintage comedy, Jewish pop culture, and alternative holiday fashion. A fun conversation starter for Hanukkah parties, family gatherings, or anyone who likes their holiday celebrations a little louder.
Description: Two legendary Garys. One seriously metal design. A bold mashup celebrating music icon Gary Numan and acclaimed actor Gary Oldman, united under a sharp, heavy metal-inspired GARY logo. Blending gothic aesthetics, synth-pop nostalgia, alternative music culture, and cult cinema, this black-and-white design is perfect for fans of darkwave, industrial music, classic film, and unconventional pop culture. A conversation-starting design for anyone who appreciates iconic Garys and a little heavy metal attitude.
Description: Relive one of the most hilariously awkward moments in rock history! This design is a nod to the infamous 1996 interview where Alex Van Halen didn't hold back about David Lee Roth—a clip famously obsessed over by Bill Hader on podcasts. Perfect for comedy fans, classic rock nerds, and anyone who appreciates a highly specific pop-culture deep cut.
Description: Celebrate the acclaimed and often-whispered-about high school band Stiff Minister, famously associated with Stuttering John Melendez and widely reported to have conquered a local Battle of the Bands. This shirt pays tribute to raw volume, questionable rehearsal spaces, teenage confidence, and the kind of metal ambition that predates fame, radio studios, and late-night anecdotes. Designed in a classic heavy-metal style, it’s part satire, part myth, and fully committed to the legend. Perfect for fans of underground rock lore, outsider music history, shock-radio deep cuts, and anyone who appreciates a good “you had to be there” musical legacy. Printed for those who know—or think they know—the story.
Description: Make a bold statement without saying a word. Our "NO SMALL TALK" t-shirt is perfect for introverts, deep thinkers, or anyone tired of surface-level chatter. Designed with a clean, striking look, this shirt lets the world know you're all about meaningful conversation—or none at all. Great for work-from-home days, social gatherings, or just vibing in silence.
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 3, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: - Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024 - A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans **The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.**
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
