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I'm just a silly guy who likes to design silly things. I'm just getting my feet wet here, so please excuse the rudimentariness of my work.
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Slimey the Worm Hoodie
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Description: Oscar has done a great job keeping his BFF safe from Big Bird.

Tags: cute animals, grouch, slimy, worm
F*Elon Hoodie
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Description: Fuck Elon, & Fuck Trump, the FELON. Show how much you despise the current ASSministration with this one-stop-shop pun.

Tags: felon, fuck elon, fuck trump, idiocracy, idiots
Check out my butt! Hoodie
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Description: I like cig butts and I cannot lie.

Tags: butts, check, cig, cigarette, funny
H2O gets me wet Hoodie
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Description: Water usually gets anyone wet.

Tags: chemistry pun, hydrogen, moist, oxygen, squirt
Areola 51 Hoodie
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Description: Because aliens have boobies too.

Tags: alien, aliens, areola, boobies, boobs
I ain't lyin'! Hoodie
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Description: I ain't lyin', I'm tiger!

Tags: animal, animals, cat, honest, lying
Crunchy Pickle Hoodie
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Description: Who doesn't love a good crunchy pickle?

Tags: crunchy, cucumber, pickle lover, pickles, snack
I Ball Hoodie
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Description: Just an I ball.

Tags: ball, eye, eye ball, i, pun
Lippy Dippy Doo Hoodie
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Description: Lippy Dippy. Lippy Dippy Doo.

Tags: dippy, doo, lippy, mouth, silly
Stay away from my nipples. Hoodie
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Description: Some of us really don't like our nipples touched.

Tags: boobs, no touching, social distancing, stay away
That's just how eye roll. Hoodie

Description: An all-time favorite Dad Joke here. Ladies, we can actually hear your eyes rolling.

Tags: dad jokes, eye roll, pun
Alexa in Human Form Hoodie
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Description: This is how AI depicts Alexa as a human. That is, this is basically how Alexa sees herself.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, echo, human form
Hey, Wha' Happen'?! Hoodie
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Description: It only lasted a year, but that's ok: that's how you establish a cult.

Tags: cult, folk music, movie
Spoon Me Hoodie
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Description: Who doesn't like a good spoon?

Tags: cuddle, silverware, simple, snuggle
Gopher the Gold! Hoodie
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Description: This shirt is strange. AI gave this gopher an extra arm. Guess that's why he's a digging champion.

Tags: first place, gold, pun, trophy
Emily Brontö Hoodie
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Description: Taking your love for the greatest dinosaur to new (wuthering) heights!

Tags: bronte, bronto, brontosaurus, wuthering heights
Why the long face? Hoodie
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Description: Celebrate the awesomeness of the anteater, with a lame dad-joke.

Tags: animal, dad jokes, face, pun
Have an Ice Day! Hoodie
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Description: Have a chill and a smile!

Tags: happy, have a good day, ice, smiley face
Welcome to Hamsterdam Hoodie
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Description: Welcome to the magnificent city of Hamsterdam, where cute hamsters run around with genuine aplomb.

Tags: amsterdam, hamster lovers, welcome
Learn to Park! Hoodie
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Description: Tired of terrible drivers taking up two parking spots? Dave the Turtle can help them learn how to park within the lines!

Tags: drivers, sarcasm, turtle
Dave the Turtle Hoodie
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Description: This is Dave. He's a turtle. He's nice.

Tags: cute animals, dave, pet, silly
My Hamster Has Herpes Hoodie
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Description: This is very sad news. Poor Hamster.

Tags: humor, pet, std

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