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I'm just a silly guy who likes to design silly things. I'm just getting my feet wet here, so please excuse the rudimentariness of my work.
Happy Valley, OR

Tapestries

Slimey the Worm Tapestry
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Description: Oscar has done a great job keeping his BFF safe from Big Bird.

Tags: cute animals, grouch, slimy, worm
Check out my butt! Tapestry
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Description: I like cig butts and I cannot lie.

Tags: butts, check, cig, cigarette, funny
H2O gets me wet Tapestry
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Description: Water usually gets anyone wet.

Tags: chemistry pun, hydrogen, moist, oxygen, squirt
Areola 51 Tapestry
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Description: Because aliens have boobies too.

Tags: alien, aliens, areola, boobies, boobs
I ain't lyin'! Tapestry
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Description: I ain't lyin', I'm tiger!

Tags: animal, animals, cat, honest, lying
Crunchy Pickle Tapestry
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Description: Who doesn't love a good crunchy pickle?

Tags: crunchy, cucumber, pickle lover, pickles, snack
I Ball Tapestry
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Description: Just an I ball.

Tags: ball, eye, eye ball, i, pun
Lippy Dippy Doo Tapestry
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Description: Lippy Dippy. Lippy Dippy Doo.

Tags: dippy, doo, lippy, mouth, silly
Stay away from my nipples. Tapestry
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Description: Some of us really don't like our nipples touched.

Tags: boobs, no touching, social distancing, stay away
That's just how eye roll. Tapestry

Description: An all-time favorite Dad Joke here. Ladies, we can actually hear your eyes rolling.

Tags: dad jokes, eye roll, pun
Alexa in Human Form Tapestry
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Description: This is how AI depicts Alexa as a human. That is, this is basically how Alexa sees herself.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, echo, human form
Hey, Wha' Happen'?! Tapestry
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Description: It only lasted a year, but that's ok: that's how you establish a cult.

Tags: cult, folk music, movie
Spoon Me Tapestry
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Description: Who doesn't like a good spoon?

Tags: cuddle, silverware, simple, snuggle
Gopher the Gold! Tapestry
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Description: This shirt is strange. AI gave this gopher an extra arm. Guess that's why he's a digging champion.

Tags: first place, gold, pun, trophy
Emily Brontö Tapestry
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Description: Taking your love for the greatest dinosaur to new (wuthering) heights!

Tags: bronte, bronto, brontosaurus, wuthering heights
Why the long face? Tapestry
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Description: Celebrate the awesomeness of the anteater, with a lame dad-joke.

Tags: animal, dad jokes, face, pun
Have an Ice Day! Tapestry

Description: Have a chill and a smile!

Tags: happy, have a good day, ice, smiley face
Welcome to Hamsterdam Tapestry
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Description: Welcome to the magnificent city of Hamsterdam, where cute hamsters run around with genuine aplomb.

Tags: amsterdam, hamster lovers, welcome

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