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I'm just a silly guy who likes to design silly things. I'm just getting my feet wet here, so please excuse the rudimentariness of my work.
Happy Valley, OR

Tank Tops

Slimey the Worm Tank Top
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Description: Oscar has done a great job keeping his BFF safe from Big Bird.

Tags: cute animals, grouch, slimy, worm
F*Elon Tank Top
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Description: Fuck Elon, & Fuck Trump, the FELON. Show how much you despise the current ASSministration with this one-stop-shop pun.

Tags: felon, fuck elon, fuck trump, idiocracy, idiots
Check out my butt! Tank Top
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Description: I like cig butts and I cannot lie.

Tags: butts, check, cig, cigarette, funny
H2O gets me wet Tank Top
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Description: Water usually gets anyone wet.

Tags: chemistry pun, hydrogen, moist, oxygen, squirt
Areola 51 Tank Top
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Description: Because aliens have boobies too.

Tags: alien, aliens, areola, boobies, boobs
I ain't lyin'! Tank Top
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Description: I ain't lyin', I'm tiger!

Tags: animal, animals, cat, honest, lying
Crunchy Pickle Tank Top
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Description: Who doesn't love a good crunchy pickle?

Tags: crunchy, cucumber, pickle lover, pickles, snack
I Ball Tank Top
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Description: Just an I ball.

Tags: ball, eye, eye ball, i, pun
Lippy Dippy Doo Tank Top
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Description: Lippy Dippy. Lippy Dippy Doo.

Tags: dippy, doo, lippy, mouth, silly
Stay away from my nipples. Tank Top
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Description: Some of us really don't like our nipples touched.

Tags: boobs, no touching, social distancing, stay away
That's just how eye roll. Tank Top

Description: An all-time favorite Dad Joke here. Ladies, we can actually hear your eyes rolling.

Tags: dad jokes, eye roll, pun
Alexa in Human Form Tank Top
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Description: This is how AI depicts Alexa as a human. That is, this is basically how Alexa sees herself.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, echo, human form
Hey, Wha' Happen'?! Tank Top
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Description: It only lasted a year, but that's ok: that's how you establish a cult.

Tags: cult, folk music, movie
Spoon Me Tank Top
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Description: Who doesn't like a good spoon?

Tags: cuddle, silverware, simple, snuggle
Gopher the Gold! Tank Top
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Description: This shirt is strange. AI gave this gopher an extra arm. Guess that's why he's a digging champion.

Tags: first place, gold, pun, trophy
Emily Brontö Tank Top
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Description: Taking your love for the greatest dinosaur to new (wuthering) heights!

Tags: bronte, bronto, brontosaurus, wuthering heights
Why the long face? Tank Top
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Description: Celebrate the awesomeness of the anteater, with a lame dad-joke.

Tags: animal, dad jokes, face, pun
Have an Ice Day! Tank Top

Description: Have a chill and a smile!

Tags: happy, have a good day, ice, smiley face
Welcome to Hamsterdam Tank Top
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Description: Welcome to the magnificent city of Hamsterdam, where cute hamsters run around with genuine aplomb.

Tags: amsterdam, hamster lovers, welcome
Learn to Park! Tank Top
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Description: Tired of terrible drivers taking up two parking spots? Dave the Turtle can help them learn how to park within the lines!

Tags: drivers, sarcasm, turtle
Dave the Turtle Tank Top
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Description: This is Dave. He's a turtle. He's nice.

Tags: cute animals, dave, pet, silly
My Hamster Has Herpes Tank Top
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Description: This is very sad news. Poor Hamster.

Tags: humor, pet, std

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