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Description: Viking I'm Always Forced To Do Shit I'm Not Qualified For Like Being Nice To Fucking Idiots

Description: Squirrel I'm Not A Bitch I'm A Woman Who's Not Afraid To Tell You To Fuck Off

Description: Snowman Short Cranky Woman Hated By Many Loved By Plenty Heart On Her Sleeve Fire In Her Soul And A Mouth She Can't Control

Description: Santa I Don't Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It

Description: Crow If You’re Gonna Be A Smartass First Make Sure You’re Smart Otherwise You’re Just An Ass

Description: Raven I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone

Description: Owl Real Friends Show You Their Boobs True Friends Let You Touch Them

Description: Natives Didn't Care Yesterday Don't Give A Shit Today Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Skeleton I've Got To Stop Saying How Stupid Can You Be? Too Many People Are Taking It As A Challenge

Description: Raccoon I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone

Description: Duck You Call It O-C-D I Call It Put The Fucking Thing Back Where It Belongs

Description: Chicken I Say Boy When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Get My Phone Taken Away Or Grounded From My Xbox I Got An Ass Whooping

Description: Bat I Turned My Back For A Second And Old Age Crept Up On Me Faster Than A Pair Of Old Underwear

Description: Witch My Five Moods 1 I'm Too Old For This Shit 2 I'm Too Tired For This Shit 3 I Don't Have Time For This Shit 4 I'm Too Sober For This Shit 5 I Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit

Description: Skeleton Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday Didn't Give A Fuck Today And I Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Crow Have The Balls To Say It To My Face Or Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut

Description: Duck Pucker Up Buttercup Karma Is About To Give You A Great Big Kiss

Description: Woman I Farted In My Wallet Now I Have Gas Money

Description: Tiger I'm Not Mean Or Cold Hearted I'm Just Sick Of Being Fucked Over

Description: Skeleton Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down

Description: Skull One Day I'm Going To Say Fuck It And Let All My Demons Out To Play

Description: Skeleton I'm Always Forced To Do Shit I'm Not Qualified For Like Being Nice To Fucking Idiots

Description: Skeleton I Talk I Smile I Laugh Too But Be Careful When I'm Silent

Description: Raccoon Roses Are Red Violets Are Blues I Have Five Fingers The Middle One's For You

Description: Mummy If You're Trying To Scare Me I'm Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Duck Remember No One Is Perfect Everyone's Ass Has A Crack In It

Description: Duck I Refuse To Kiss Anybody's Ass You Wanna Be Mad Over Some Petty Shit Stay Mad Because I Don't Give A Fuck!

Description: Crocodile Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday Didn't Give A Fuck Today And I Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Rooster Why Yes I'm A Smart Ass! It's Better Than Being A Dumbass

Description: Ghost My Entire Life Can Be Summed Up In One Sentence Well That Didn't Go As Planned

Description: Bull If You're Trying To Scare Me I'm Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Bear The Next Time Someone Upsets You Just Tell Them To: F-O-C-U-S (Fck.Off.Cause.Ur.Stupid)

Description: Bear My Kids Accused Me Of Having A Favorite Child Which Is Ridiculous Because I Don't Like Any Of Them My Grandchildren Are My Favorite

Description: Bear I'm Not Mean Or Cold Hearted I'm Just Sick Of Being Fucked Over

Description: Woman Be The Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor Each Morning The Devil Says Oh Crap! She's Up!

Description: Bat I Don't Beg For Friends So Whether You Speak To Me Or Not I Don't Give A Flying Fuck