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Hello child! Disnerland is the place with the most happy! Disnerland is an absurdist art project celebrating and lampooning the Disney Parks.
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DISNERLAND IS OLD NOW Card
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Description: Are you old? Good. Disnerland is also old. You are like Disnerland. This is good. Use your coin and wear this shirt tube and tell the global that old is the most good. Will this help the global? Maybe.

Tags: birthday, disney, disney parks, disneyland resort, funny

DISNERLAND IS OLD NOW Card

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Disnerland House! Card
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Description: CHILDS! Where is your HOUSE? But but but WHERE is your house at the Disnerland?? Where do you get the sleepstuff after Disner? WHERE. At the DISNERLAND HOUSE! You have more coin! Use it for Sleep Stuff!

Tags: amusement park, disney, disneyland, funny, parody

Disnerland House! Card

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Disnerland - Theme Park Parody Card
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Description: Be like all the best childs and wear this short with the most PRIDE! You are a DISNER CHILD.

Tags: handlettering, black and white, linework, parody, resort

Disnerland - Theme Park Parody Card

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Disner's COOLTOWN VACAY! Place - DISNERLAND Parody Card
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Description: Look out Disnerland, the cool new kid is on the block: DISNER'S COOL TOWN VACAY PLACE. Be one of the cool childs with the very cool shirt. WOW. So cool.

Tags: travel, sunshine, bear, parody, chilly
FROYO PLACE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: Hey all your Childs with the most headstuff! Get in to FROYO PLACE. You can know SO MUCH HEADSTUFF IN THERE. SOOOOOO MUCH.

Tags: frozen yogurt, dessert, typography, theme park, vintage

FROYO PLACE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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FROYO - Theme Park Parody Card
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Description: Get in the soon time in the NOW TIME. Put this FROYO on and BE.

Tags: disnerland, disney, disney world, disneyland, gradient colors

FROYO - Theme Park Parody Card

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ANIMAL CRACKERS - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: LOOK CHILDS! LOOK! So many animals. All at ANIMAL CRACKERS.

Tags: wildlife, tree, africa, dragon, lion

ANIMAL CRACKERS - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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HERMAN MUNSTER - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: OH NOOOO! All the most old time munsters live in the HERMAN MUNSTER! Can you go in Child? Can? I wouldn't.

Tags: dead, disneyland, frankenstein, ghost, haunted

HERMAN MUNSTER - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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JERKY ROOMS - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: Go up, up up UP with allllll the STAR STUFF in JERKY ROOMS!

Tags: jerky rooms, lightspeed, typography, neon, the force

JERKY ROOMS - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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"CAT HOLE" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: GET IN THAT CAT HOLE. Wait. Maybe? No. STOP. noooOOO. GOOOOOO! OUT!

Tags: walt disney, disneyland, vintage, walt disney world, alice in wonderland

"CAT HOLE" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Madame Coffee Cup" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: UP CHILD! GO A ROUND CHILD MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. Ride the Salad Spin and the Horse House and MADAME COFFEE CUP. On ly in the Fantasrland! Why not? Wald Would.

Tags: attraction, fantasyland, disnerland, disner, wald disner

"Madame Coffee Cup" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"EMPTY MURPHY" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: GO UP THAT MURPHY CHILD> Gooooo up up up in the big big EMPTY. Only on the EMPTY MURPHY. Get it all there. ALL? Yes. Nothing. EMPTY.

Tags: amusement park, disney, disneyland, galaxy, humor

"EMPTY MURPHY" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Dance Dance Revolution"  Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: DANCE! DANCE! DANCE DANCE! DANCE! Move the foot and put the hand all around. Only in DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION in FRONTIEYLAND. GET down and get IT.

Tags: disneyland, western, theme park, amusement park, disney

"Dance Dance Revolution" Disnerland Parody Card

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"DANCEY MAN" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: GET THAT DANCIN CHILDS! Tomorrorland is the most place for the most DANCE. Open the See Holes to see DANCEY MAN. It's the Mikey Jebbson in the SPACE. Seee it NOWWWWWW>

Tags: captain eo, disney, disneyland, funny, meme

"DANCEY MAN" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"SEND HELP" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: OUCH! That woodman it is TALLLL> Where is the now? Child? WEhere? WHERE!? oh. Oh no. I am not up forever.

Tags: disneyland, treehouse, weird, funny, swiss family

"SEND HELP" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"WALD WOULD." Card
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Description: Hey there! Do you follow the word of Wald Disner? Do you enjoy his many offerings at his Disnerland park? Show off your allegiance to the Wald and the Disner with this fancy "Wald Would" T Shirt! or Mug! Or Print! Or Sticker! Or Magnet! Why not all of the Wald stuff? Wald Would.

Tags: halloween, funny, humor, parody, horror

"WALD WOULD." Card

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"Santa Cruz" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: CHILDs! See the JUNGLE. See the JINGLE. See the HATS! All of the HATS! For all of the CHILDS! Only on the SANTA CRUZ. Chrisbumps can give so much. But all the childs know what they want. THE HAT.

Tags: jingle cruise, santa cruz, funny, adventureland, humor

"Santa Cruz" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"PIRATE HOUSE" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: AHHHHHHG! Are you on the water? Did you see the boat? Go now on the water slide on PIRATE HOUSE. Go faaaaaaar and do NOT get all the wet. DO NOT.

Tags: theme park, disney, walt disney, pirate, weird

"PIRATE HOUSE" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Mexican Food?" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: Go Childs Go to MEXICAN FOOD? So many BEAN. Eat the BEAN! ALL the BEAN. Maybe.

Tags: burritos, tacos, theme park, frontierland, vintage

"Mexican Food?" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Space Plate" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: WATCH! The Childs are bumping. WOW! The Childs are spinnnning. WOAH! The Childs are not going any where. Go No where Childs on DINNER PLATE.

Tags: disney, retro, vintage, flying saucers, space

"Space Plate" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Wet Tube Trip" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: WOW. SO WET. Get in the tube. Look out the hole. See the wet. Sooooooo wet every where. Go UNDER the WET and see all the things in there! Wald Would!

Tags: parody, vintage, retro, meme, disney

"Wet Tube Trip" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"DINO HOUSE" title - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: DINOS CHILDS! RUN SO FAST A WAY! A WAY OVER THERE! DINOS ALL OVER THE WAY! aLWAYS IN Dino House. Just the right time for spoookers and DINOS. Crunch.

Tags: popular

"DINO HOUSE" title - Disnerland Parody Card

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"DINO HOUSE" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: DINOS CHILDS! RUN SO FAST A WAY! A WAY OVER THERE! DINOS ALL OVER THE WAY! aLWAYS IN Dino House. Just the right time for spoookers and DINOS. Crunch.

Tags: vintage, t rex, retro, dino, jurassic park

"DINO HOUSE" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"SKYWALKER" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: HOW WHY OH WOW! CHILDS! go up up Up UP UP YUP! on the SKYWALKER! See it ALL! But all is TOO MUCH. TOO. MUCH. UP. TOO MUCH UP THE CHILDS! TOO MUCH UP IS ALL THE SPOOKERS. TOO MUCH UP IS ALL FOR PAMPKERNS TIME. No.

Tags: retro, tomorrowland, disney, rides, ride

"SKYWALKER" - Disnerland Parody Card

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"DIRT TRAIN"  Disnerland Parody Card
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Tags: vintage, walt disney, retro, disney, disner

"DIRT TRAIN" Disnerland Parody Card

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"THE HOLE" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: BOO CHILDS! It is now PAMPKERNS TIME. All the Spookers are now in Disner! Like THE HOLE. It is so biiiiiiiig. Too biiiiig. All the BIG. Too much. Waaaay to muuuuch. Can you childs have the big in your headstuff? No headstuff can hold all of the big of THE HOLE. In no WAY! But. The Hole can hold you. Maybe...

Tags: nps, tomorrowland, disnerland, disney, main street

"THE HOLE" - Disnerland Parody Card

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MONSTER MOUTH - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: CHILD! What if the global was the most small?? But what if the child had to go through the MONSTER MOUTH. LITERALLY! GO IN THERE

Tags: amusement park, parody, theme park, weird, whale

MONSTER MOUTH - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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BIG BEAR BUTTE - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: RAMPS! Open those See Holes and go UPPPP CHILD! On BIG BEAR BUTTE on the GRAMPA PETES ROCKY RAMPS. It is the most fun in all of the COOL TOWN. Be the coolest CHILD. Wald would.

Tags: funny, meme account, weird, disney, california adventure

BIG BEAR BUTTE - Disnerland Parody Card

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CARSLAND -- Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: WOW CHILD! Go so fast into the soon time in a CAR. Look look all the cars go into CARSLAND! Even the kid can go FAAAAAST. And the OLD! But not too fast. Be safe Childs. Please.

Tags: disner, disnerland, disneyland

CARSLAND -- Disnerland Parody Card

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GLOW HOLE - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: WOW! Childs WAOW! Get on the other TRAIN and SEE the GLOW. Seeeee all the GLOW on GLOW HOLE. So much shiny and all so so much GLOW! Wald WOULD!

Tags: frontieyland, disner, vintage, disney, retro

GLOW HOLE - Disnerland Parody Card

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"OOPS TOO SMALL" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: CHILDS! HELP! All of the things are TOO BIG. Even the SMALL THING. The Child can see all the small thing as BIG on OOPS TOO SMALL. Can Childs get big again after being small? Maybe.

Tags: disneyland, vintage, tomorrowland, theme park, sci fi

"OOPS TOO SMALL" - Disnerland Parody Card

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TOM CRUISE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: WOW CHILD! Get in the Jungle and see all of the ANIMALS. ALL OF THEM. Even the Trunk Boxes? Even the chomp chomps? Yes.

Tags: popular

TOM CRUISE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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DIRTY ISLAND - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: WOW CHILD! Now all of the CHILDS can get DIRT. ONly on DIRT ISLAND. See all the dirt and also the ROOOOOOOOCKS. and the wood. Wald Would!

Tags: memelord, walt disney, disney, tom sawyers island, walt disney world

DIRTY ISLAND - Disnerland Parody Card

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"Snail Worms" A Disnerland Parody! Card
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Description: LOOK AT ALL OF THE GLOBAL CHILDS. SNAIL WORMS IS ALL IT IS. CHILDS START IN SNAIL WORMS. CHILDS GONE IN SNAIL WORMS. ALL THE CHILDS ARE SNAIL WORMS AFTER ALL.

Tags: walt disney, disner, wald disner, disneyland, attraction

"Snail Worms" A Disnerland Parody! Card

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SKY SNAKE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card
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Description: GET IN CHILD! Go all over in the Disnerland in the SKY SNAKE.

Tags: water, sea, train, winter, ocean

SKY SNAKE - DISNERLAND PARODY Card

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"TOMORRORLAND" - Disnerland Parody Card
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Description: CHILDS! But what about TOMORROR? It is sooooo far but WHAT! Here it is also! But that is the NOW. The now is mostly now not in the soon time. Where can Childs go for Tomorror? TOMORRORLAND. Where the soon time is NOW.

Tags: parody, memes, disney, disney world, walt disney world

"TOMORRORLAND" - Disnerland Parody Card

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