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Cut a Bitch Snack Cakes, so good you'll cut a bitch to eat one!

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer!

Stay on Target Red 5

Dungeons & Dragons - Distressed

Trek the Halls!

1846 Donner Party Tragedy - 87 pioneers moved west to settle in the California Territory. In their attempt to cross the treacherous Sierra Nevada Mountains, they became snowbound and trapped in the mountains. Supplies dwindled, people died of exposure, and in a couple cases murder. Soon their food supplies were gone, they began eating shoe leather, Ox hide, and livestock bones. Soon that was gone, then came the grisly decision to eat their dead. Of the 87 members of this party only 48 were rescued.

Bring me, the Bore Worms!

The ultimate award for WWI Imperial German Aviators, the Blue Max.

Alcatraz Triathlon - Dig, Dash, Dive, the ultimate test for any iron man.

A shovel, a bat, and your best mate, what more do you need in the apocalypse.

Fuck Russia and FUCK PUTIN! While we're at it, Fuck Trump for being a Putin Fan Boy!

"I know it was you, Fredo, you broke my heart"

Good Old Hack n Slash!

La Furia Roja del Sol

A better version than the other.

The Plans for the Mach 5 hidden in the windshield by Pops Racer.

The Great Plan - Episode 1 and 2 - Plans for the Mach 5 were secretly and invisibly printed on the windshield of Mach 5. Ace Deucey tried but failed to steal them.

The old StL Cardiac Cards.

St Louis FC - Best Design - Best Brand

What the Washington Football Team should have been called.

Race for Revenge - Flash Marker Jr. remotely drives his dead father's old race car, the Melange seeking revenge on those who caused his death. Not even the Mach 5 and Speed Racer will stop him.

"That's Duggery, he races DIRTY!" Skull Duggery, or SkullDuggery, a nemesis of Speed Racer from the episode "The Great Plan". Also known as "Zoomer Slick" in his appearance in "Challenge of the Masked Racer".

"Hey, that car belongs to Duggery! He races DIRTY!" Skullduggery vs Speed in the Sword Mountain Race.

The X3, the Melange Still Races! The ghost car of Flash Marker Sr. haunts the winding race track of Danger Pass. Remote controlled by Flash Marker Jr. to exact revenge on those that had a hand in his father's death. And that goes for anyone who gets in the way, like Speed Racer and the Mach 5!

Love Mach 5 and Speed Racer

The Shooting Star, and Rex Racer AKA Racer X always had Speed Racer's back.

The Fastest Car on Earth!

Go Speed GO!

Love Speed Racer at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer!

Racer Motors - with great design, comes great speed!

Racer Motors Established 1967

The Car Acrobatic team's Snake Oiler in the #12 Car, pushed Speed to the limit in the Most Dangerous Race.

Snake Oiler's #12 Car

Mach 5 hood symbol - representing Mifune Motors, Speed's family's last name.

Sketch 5