Hoodies
Description: Show pride for your alma mater! It may have only taught you that 9 ÷ 3 = 6, or that worms are very unpopular, but at least you could always rely on the institution to keep you safe from the many Game Overs in life. Old Skool was designed by Hyle, who had to fish both it and his diploma from the shark-infested waters in which the university (and all satellite campuses) sank. Hence the distressed look! Still, at least paying the coins for every lesson up front meant he wasn't saddled with student loans for most of his life. He was bankrupted immediately! (He now has to shill merch on TeePublic to make ends meet.)
Old Skool Hoodie
$42
Description: Now it CAN be Christmas every day, so long as you take the spirit of Walrus Cove with you! Available in a variety of styles, home goods, and decor, you'll be spreading holiday cheer as you send friends, family, and strangers on an icy loop-the-loop! I Wish I Was the Walrus was designed by Hyle and based on the iconic holiday song by Matt Cornah. C'mon, you lot!