Tank Tops
Description: You don't need an artificial sun crafted by an underground snake to feel the intense rays of Bananergy! Wear the official merch of DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and celebration of all things DKU! Let the world know that you were there when everyone was disappointed by the Direct. Everyone but you, the cartoon gorilla fanatic! Stinky Ape Summer 2026 was designed by Hyle, mostly by taking the design of the past two years, shifting the colors to match Bananergy, and saying, "Yeah, that's good enough."
Description: When you're standing on the corner, just you and Koko (oh no), and you're waiting for Funky to land, why not wear this totally rebellious and cool rock star's shirt straight out of a 1970s dorm room poster? Que pasa Big Ape? Que pasa Big Ape? O-kay. The Some Time in Big Ape City shirt was designed by Hyle, who first decided to rip off what Jim Morrison was wearing in his famous poster but then realized that TeePublic won't accept money for going shirtless. It'd put them out of business, it would!
Description: Who's a widdle pwecious baby? Well, maybe it's your actual baby. That's not weird. But maybe it's a full-grown adult labeling themselves as such. Society says that's weird. Still, no matter what your birth certificate says, no matter how much it defies common wisdom, anyone who wears this design can be a "Current Baby" once again! Current Baby was designed by Hyle, based on the mislabeling of our favorite Video Game Hero monkey in an unofficial magazine.
Description: Let the sun shine even in the deepest Underground World with the Stinky Ape Summer 2025 collection! Wear the logo of 2025's sizzling season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and a certain long-awaited 3D platformer. The deeper you go, the stinkier it's gonna get! Stinky Ape Summer 2025 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if we took the logo from last year, but, like, made it a rock?"
Description: Sun's out, coconut gun's out! Wear the official merch of DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and rancid orangutan odors! Sure, there are bigger summer game festivals, but we've got the only one that focuses on the DKU. (And we know how to spell "Jeff" correctly.) Stinky Ape Summer 2024 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if the sun were a DKU hype machine instead of a life-sustaining star?" He believes most things should be in service of the DKU. Now your torso or head can be among them!
