Description: The revolution can also be a Rarevolution, so make it a Wearvolution by donning the shirt of the Kongversation's 13th season! No kings. No tyrants. Just the power of the people. Oh, and we've also invited some apes, monkeys, bears, squirrels, lizards, and bats. The Kongversation (Season 13) t-shirt was designed by Dustin and is perfect for protesting... as well as visiting a video game-based theme park or standing in line for the newest console.
Description: The revolution can also be a Rarevolution, so make it a Wearvolution by donning the shirt of the Kongversation's 13th season! No kings. No tyrants. Just the power of the people. Oh, and we've also invited some apes, monkeys, bears, squirrels, lizards, and bats. The Kongversation (Season 13) t-shirt was designed by Dustin and is perfect for protesting... as well as visiting a video game-based theme park or standing in line for the newest console.
Description: The Kongversation's 12th season can be your adventuring companion as you hunt for priceless artifacts (or just ride primate-themed roller coasters). The Kongversation (Season 12) t-shirt was designed by Dustin. Will it bring you fortune and glory? Probably not. It belongs in a Monkey Museum.
Description: Bring the Kongversation Season 11 with you whether you're traveling through time, space, time trials, or Subspace. Allons-y! The Kongversation (Season 11) t-shirt was designed by Dustin upon implicit instructions that he make the infamous barrel outhouse into a time machine. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey? No. Wrinkly Colliwobble Tricky Winky.
Description: Set sail for a day of adventure wearing the classic album artwork of the Kongversation Season 10! It depicts the crew of the Dreadfully Evil finding treasure on the shore... and the poor, unfortunate podcast host who died with it. SKELETON BEACH PARTY! The Kongversation (Season 10) t-shirt was designed by Dustin and stitched together from the blood-soaked sails of pirate crews who were slain by the skeletal hoards. What's that? Oh, I've just been notified by TeePublic that it's actually 100% combed ringspun cotton (the softest in the business!).
Description: Will wearing the classic album artwork of the Kongversation Season 9 bring you enlightenment? No. In fact, it will just confuse anyone you encounter who doesn't know about the DKU podcast. But it WILL bring you comfort, which is more than climbing a cliff in the hot sun can ever do. (Unless you're a lizard with sticky hands. No disrespect intended.) The Kongversation (Season 9) t-shirt was designed by Dustin and was the look of our podcast for 2021! The answers we sought back then have yet to be found, so it's not nostalgia if we can't ever move forward! The mantra of DK Vine.
Description: A really clever pun that can be worn to stun. Wear the official shirt of DK Vine's signature podcast! The Kongversation (Season 7 Logo) t-shirt is based on the look of the show in 2019. Relive Banjo & Kazooie joining Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the launch of Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair, and the site's own 20th anniversary!
Description: A really clever pun that can be worn to stun. Wear the official shirt of DK Vine's signature podcast! The Kongversation (Season 6 Logo) t-shirt is based on the look of the show in 2018. Relive the launch of Sea of Thieves, the 20th anniversary of Banjo-Kazooie, and the return of King K. Rool!
Description: It seems today that all you see is violence in streaming and sex on twitch.tv. But where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely? Lucky there's Idaho Crew! The Idaho Crew t-shirt sports the logo of the wacky gang of Potato State streamers who take over DK Vine's Twitch channel on a weekly basis. Wear it while you watch them and shout along to all of the Nanny and Braceface quotes you know and love.
Description: Let the sun shine even in the deepest Underground World with the Stinky Ape Summer 2025 collection! Wear the logo of 2025's sizzling season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and a certain long-awaited 3D platformer. The deeper you go, the stinkier it's gonna get! Stinky Ape Summer 2025 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if we took the logo from last year, but, like, made it a rock?"
Description: If you're south of the equator, it's going to be cold during Stinky Ape Summer. Good thing you'll be dressed for all of the spelunking in the chilled Underground World! Wear the variant name and logo for DK Vine's snowy season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and a certain long-awaited 3D platformer! The deeper you go, the greater the chance you'll be beaten fresh by cave-ins! Stinky Ape Summer 2025 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if we took the logo from last year, but, like, made it a rock?" And the icicles were... stalactites?
Stinky Ape Summer 2025 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: Sun's out, coconut gun's out! Wear the official merch of DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and rancid orangutan odors! Sure, there are bigger summer game festivals, but we've got the only one that focuses on the DKU. (And we know how to spell "Jeff" correctly.) Stinky Ape Summer 2024 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if the sun were a DKU hype machine instead of a life-sustaining star?" He believes most things should be in service of the DKU. Now your torso or head can be among them!
Description: We haven't forgotten about our readers south of the equator! If Stinky Ape Summer aligns with your wintertime, then wear the variant name and logo for DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and manicured capuchin cuticles! Sure, there are bigger summer game festivals, but we've got the only one that remembers it's a completely different season for half of the planet! Stinky Ape Summer 2024 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) was designed by Hyle, who believes the image accurately represents the state of the DKU after five solid years without a major release. Let it thaw all over your body!
Stinky Ape Summer 2024 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: You've logged countless hours protecting video game gorillas by liberating them from their captors, be it from a pirate stronghold or from the robotic shell of a puppet ruler. You've saved their habitat from doomsday lasers and even gotten their precious stuff back numerous times. How about showing the world that you're also committed to their well-being when you're not holding a controller? All of DK Vine's profits from the World Gorilla Day shirt will be donated to the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, the foremost organization dedicated to the study and preservation of gorillas in their African habitats. Find out more at https://gorillafund.org!
