Description: A really clever pun that can be worn to stun. Wear the official shirt of DK Vine's signature podcast! The Kongversation (Season 7 Logo) t-shirt is based on the look of the show in 2019. Relive Banjo & Kazooie joining Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the launch of Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair, and the site's own 20th anniversary!
Description: A really clever pun that can be worn to stun. Wear the official shirt of DK Vine's signature podcast! The Kongversation (Season 6 Logo) t-shirt is based on the look of the show in 2018. Relive the launch of Sea of Thieves, the 20th anniversary of Banjo-Kazooie, and the return of King K. Rool!
Description: It seems today that all you see is violence in streaming and sex on twitch.tv. But where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely? Lucky there's Idaho Crew! The Idaho Crew t-shirt sports the logo of the wacky gang of Potato State streamers who take over DK Vine's Twitch channel on a weekly basis. Wear it while you watch them and shout along to all of the Nanny and Braceface quotes you know and love.
Description: You don't need an artificial sun crafted by an underground snake to feel the intense rays of Bananergy! Wear the official merch of DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and celebration of all things DKU! Let the world know that you were there when everyone was disappointed by the Direct. Everyone but you, the cartoon gorilla fanatic! Stinky Ape Summer 2026 was designed by Hyle, mostly by taking the design of the past two years, shifting the colors to match Bananergy, and saying, "Yeah, that's good enough."
Description: You don't need frozen treats crafted by zebras to cool down in winter, so warm up with the brimming underground power of Bananergy! Since Stinky Ape Summer aligns with your wintertime, wear the alternate merch for DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and celebration of all things DKU! Let the world know that you were there when everyone was disappointed by the Direct. Everyone but you, the cartoon gorilla fanatic! Stinky Ape Summer 2026 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) was designed by Hyle, mostly by taking the design of the past two years, shifting the colors to match Bananergy, and saying, "Yeah, that's good enough."
Description: Let the sun shine even in the deepest Underground World with the Stinky Ape Summer 2025 collection! Wear the logo of 2025's sizzling season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and a certain long-awaited 3D platformer. The deeper you go, the stinkier it's gonna get! Stinky Ape Summer 2025 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if we took the logo from last year, but, like, made it a rock?"
Description: If you're south of the equator, it's going to be cold during Stinky Ape Summer. Good thing you'll be dressed for all of the spelunking in the chilled Underground World! Wear the variant name and logo for DK Vine's snowy season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and a certain long-awaited 3D platformer! The deeper you go, the greater the chance you'll be beaten fresh by cave-ins! Stinky Ape Summer 2025 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if we took the logo from last year, but, like, made it a rock?" And the icicles were... stalactites?
Description: Sun's out, coconut gun's out! Wear the official merch of DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and rancid orangutan odors! Sure, there are bigger summer game festivals, but we've got the only one that focuses on the DKU. (And we know how to spell "Jeff" correctly.) Stinky Ape Summer 2024 was designed by Hyle, who thought, "Hey, what if the sun were a DKU hype machine instead of a life-sustaining star?" He believes most things should be in service of the DKU. Now your torso or head can be among them!
Description: We haven't forgotten about our readers south of the equator! If Stinky Ape Summer aligns with your wintertime, then wear the variant name and logo for DK Vine's season of game announcements, special Kongversations, and manicured capuchin cuticles! Sure, there are bigger summer game festivals, but we've got the only one that remembers it's a completely different season for half of the planet! Stinky Ape Summer 2024 (Well-Groomed New World Monkey Winter) was designed by Hyle, who believes the image accurately represents the state of the DKU after five solid years without a major release. Let it thaw all over your body!
Description: You've logged countless hours protecting video game gorillas by liberating them from their captors, be it from a pirate stronghold or from the robotic shell of a puppet ruler. You've saved their habitat from doomsday lasers and even gotten their precious stuff back numerous times. How about showing the world that you're also committed to their well-being when you're not holding a controller? All of DK Vine's profits from the World Gorilla Day shirt will be donated to the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, the foremost organization dedicated to the study and preservation of gorillas in their African habitats. Find out more at https://gorillafund.org!
Description: For Pride 2023, it's our horizontal DK Vine logo in lightly pixelated rainbow colors with forward play buttons representing the colors of the 2021 Progress Pride Flag! All of DK Vine's profits from the DK Vine Pride shirt will be donated to the Trevor Project, a nonprofit dedicated to offering guidance, support, and suicide prevention to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning youth. Find out more at https://www.thetrevorproject.org!
Description: This favorite DK Vine Pride design takes a classic gamer anthem from the 1990s and updates it for the LGBTQIA+ community and its allies. Because games about talking apes and monkeys are for everybody, and we don't mind getting EXTREME when making that point! *snowboards out of plane* All of DK Vine's profits from the Play It Proud products will be donated to the Trevor Project, a nonprofit dedicated to offering guidance, support, and suicide prevention to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning youth. Find out more at https://www.thetrevorproject.org!
Description: Live from your torso, it's pansexual rights! Yes, this Pride 2023 selection honors the spirit of Kenan's sketch comedy portrayal where it doesn't matter if he, she, or they are a royal princess or a whole mob of mushroom people. If they're in, you're in. Show the world you only care about what's on the inside by wearing this... on your outside. All of DK Vine's profits from the Don't Know, Don't Ask shirt will be donated to the Trevor Project, a nonprofit dedicated to offering guidance, support, and suicide prevention to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning youth. Find out more at https://www.thetrevorproject.org!
Description: Turn-of-the-century 3D platformers were turning the frogs gay before it was cool. Celebrate everything jolly by advertising that little seaside tavern that champions openness, allyship, rescuing your partner from the belly of a giant fish, and giving abandoned pirate characters something to do. All of DK Vine's profits from the Jolly's Tavern products will be donated to the Trevor Project, a nonprofit dedicated to offering guidance, support, and suicide prevention to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning youth. Find out more at https://www.thetrevorproject.org!
